Wedding Bells

Waking up can be easy, but I am feeling super tired and lazy so it took 2 hours to get out of bed, as I fell back to sleep. Getting out of bed, getting dressed, bathroom stuff done, I walk down stairs to start my day, then it hit my. "I'm not ready for this duel." I have never shot a gun, not counting the two to the head, but I have not been working out or even practicing my aim.

Going into the teleport room I find that a terminal has been installed, checking the terminal I find that there are 2 places I can teleport to that are conveniently labeled gym and gun range, and one named ranch. "Hey codsworth did I get any mail or anyone come by to tell me something."

Codsworth comes in the room wearing a top hat and monocle. "Yes sir a guard came by to tell you that in 4 months the dual will start, I believe he is going to get outside help to fight you and it will take time to collect them all, but that's just my theory."

'Mother fucker this is why I don't want to be displaced, I just wanted to be magicked here.' "Or it could be for the wedding that is happening in two months." My eyes go wide as I realize what season I'm in, just kidding I only read fanfiction I'm a closet brony, only thing I have ever seen of the show is through reviews. "And sir you have a letter."

He hands me a pink envelope, opening it I see its a invite to a wedding and to cater at one of the princesses wedding, and that they will be stopping by to try some sample food to see what they want to serve. "This is all to perfectly timed, next I'm going to get an add for supplements to help me get stronger in a shorter amount of time. "My pip-boy lights up, looking at it I is showing an add for 'healthy' supplements and drugs to get me in shape only costing 20 caps.

Looking at my pip-boy I just say the first thing that came to mind. "I fucking hate displaced, a shit I forgot I made a token fuck me." Looking around I see that codsworth left, so I just hop into the teleport after telling it to take me to the gym.

When I get there I feel woozy as I have never teleport before, looking around I'm in a white room with what looks like a hologram room, I see a terminal, walking over to it I look through it finding personal trainer that will work with me for a month only costing 200 bits, or I could get an extreme workout that will take a month but cost 3,000 caps.

Guess what I took, yep I don't have 3,000 caps anymore but now the room changed to look like a military camp as a synth relaid in a military outfit, so just come back in a month.

1 month later

Coming out the teleporter I look around slowly, look up, then lets out a unholy screech, codsworth comes in just as I finished cleans me up right then and there while telling me some important stuff that I missed. "And sir the bride and groom are here to sample and pick out a menu for the wedding." Fuck.

Getting changed into my vault jumpsuit, I come down stairs into the diner where I see the 2, Shining Armor is looking around, and Cadence looks like she's about to jump out her seat, I stay in the kitchen and over hear the conversation.

"I don't know about this place, yes its high tec but I don't think they have the type of food you would server at a wedding."

"Don't worry about it sweetie, I heard about this place from princess Luna." God damn it should have known it was her doing. "And I believe they can make a lot of tasty foods and probably an amazing cake."

Singling over the head chef bot I walk out the kitchen, the both lock onto me immediately, which is fucking creepy. "hello um I'm sorry I did not get your name."

"Oh right our back, hello my name is Mi Amore Cadenza, but you can call me Cadence, and this is my hubby Shiny." She grabs onto his arm sandwiching it between some f cups.

Sitting down in front of them with the chef bot next to me we talked about what to put on the menu, I cooked them food they could try, I let them try the different sodas and colas it toke about 3 hours for the food.

Then it came to the cake. "Wait how many layers do you want to added to your cake again."

"We want two 25 layer wedding cakes." My jaw dropped, not because it was to demanding but because I knew I would have to make it again, like fucking come on that's going to cost me like 60,000 caps for 2 cakes but for four that's like 80,000, we would have to do a lot of over time at night to get back all those caps.

"Is that to much for you." I hear shinning say.

"Oh no we can get that done, we will be using the castles kitchen so it should not take to long."

"Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you." I was hugged by the f cups to the face.

After the hug they left to go back to the castle so I went to make more chef mister handy's, then go back to the training to get fully in shape.

Another month later

Coming out of the teleport room you could tell I was worked to the end of my life then brought back, I died a total of 40 times this month, I was taller about 6 foot 4, I am now taller then Luna by 2 inches yay, I am stronger, faster, and smarter as I had to do a lot of shit, I am more aware of my surroundings.

Taking my pip-boy off my arm mount I check what close I have, almost forgot I am not super buff, its more like if I put on a lose shirt you would never tell I worked out. Now back to checking out what I can wear, I put on chef outfit from fallout 4 and leave the diner with 10 mister handy chefs.

As we make our way to the gates we show our invites and get it, going to the kitchen we set everything up and I put a few relay points in the castle on our way to the kitchen, we are a week early so we can prepare everything. OK a lot of the prep work was boring so we are going to just skip this and go to where the tv show starts.

"I wander if I can get a shot on blueblood before I find crissy."

Author's Note

This is shorter because I have not seen the wedding so I'm going to watch that before making a new chapter.