Letters to mom

My Dearest Dashie,

It’s been awhile since you sent your last letter, but I’m always happy to hear from you. And such wonderful news it is. I knew you could do better than that awful griffin. You know, she was no good for you, always so mean. And she was one of those terrible predators as well. I’m so glad you found yourself a nice stallion. It is a stallion, right? It's not that mystery friend you stopped talking about all of a sudden, is it?

Tell me all about him. What’s his name? Is he handsome, like your father? What’s his cutie mark?

Signed,

Your loving mother