Letters to mom

Hey mom,

It is my friend I’ve been telling you about, the one who got hurt. His name is Alex Roberts, and he’s not from around here. Now, I don’t want to shock you, but he’s out of this world. Twilight tried explaining once, but I really didn’t understand. Anyway, just believe me, when I say he’s out of this world, I really mean it. He’s not from Equestria. He’s a human. He hates being described like this, but I don’t have a picture. Anyway, he kind of looks like a shaved diamond dog. Lets leave it at that. And I love him. He makes me feel so good. Worthy, you know?

One more thing. It’s not like I care about it, but I think it will make dad accept him a little better. He’s rich. Very rich. When he landed here, he had a couple hundred kilos of aluminium. I guess it’s common as dirt where he comes from. He’s totally rolling in it.

Signed,

Happy Dashie