Button Mash and a Timberwolf fuck

Twilight woke up groggily, hearing the sounds of things being thrown around. She glanced at the clock. 6 am. She grimaced and left her bed, walking down the stairs. She walked to Anonymous's room and opened it. Inside, Anonymous stood with many books tossed about, his computer sitting open on his desk. "Trouble sleeping?" Twilight asked.

"Writers block and cock block. Some MASSIVE cock block in my stories." Anonymous said. "I can't think of any other unique way to make that kid and puppy fuck! They aren't sending in any fetishes!"

"Can't you just make something up? Or just ship them with someone else for an Orgy or something?" Twilight asked, rubbing her eyes. A year ago, she would have never said such words. But ever since Anonymous showed up...

"It's not that simple. When you do that, you start repeating things from earlier chapters. The same basics of fucking don't work. You need something new, something unique. Suck under the desk in one chapter, bang on the kitchen table. Maybe built a book fort and lick the cats pussy. Child sex and Beastiality is a fucking beast to master when you can't discuss it with other writers, Twi." Anonymous ranted.

Twilight groaned. "So then just do what you're good at. Post some ideas you had in some sort of story."

"Have you not been listening!? Actually shut up. What would you suggest I fucking do?" Anonymous growled, throwing more books.

"Write some romance? You did pretty good with that Flurry Heart and Polar bear Cub clopfic."

Anonymous rubbed his chin. "I already do romance."

"I know, but your porn fics don't have to be constant sex. Most relationships actually focus on romance to function, so maybe have Button Mash try to take Willow out on a date."

Anonymous grinned. "That's actually not a bad idea. Oh hey Spike." The two turned as Spike entered, yawning.

"Why are we up so early?" Spike said sleepily.

"Spike, my dragon! You still practicing on how to suck yourself?" Anonymous asked.

Spike blinked groggily. "Dude, I tried like... once, after reading that story. I'm just too chubby, and honestly it's- *YAWWWN* not even worth the effort." He walked out the room. "I'm going back to sleep. Try to keep quiet."

"Okay little dude!" Anonymous walked back to his computer, and began typing. "Shitty romance, here we go!"

Twilight sighed, and began putting away the books. Ever since Anonymous moved in...