Button Mash and a Timberwolf fuck

NO CLOP

Button Mash poked his head out the window, his ears twitching as he listened. Willow's head moved beside his own, happily panting. Willow stared at Button Mash for a few seconds, before shutting his mouth and listening as well. He cocked his head. "Okay, let's go." Button Mash said at last. He dropped a basket out the window, before walking down the steps. Willow quickly followed suit.

"Hi" Pinkie whispered.

Button Mash clutched his chest, trying to keep in a scream. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" he hissed quietly. "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

Pinkie frowned. "Hey, save that language for you bedroom activities with Doggo over there. Second, sorry. But I just wanted to let you know that if I try to flirt with you or suck your willy, it's my clone."

Button Mash stared. "I thought Twilight killed all of them."

Pinkie cringed. "Yeah, that wasn't the smartest thing to do."

"Ya think?" Button Mash deadpanned.

"I'm not talking about me cloning myself, I'm talking about killing them. A Pinkie survived and as revenge is trying to ruin my reputation."

"By being a slut?"

"Could be worse. She's not trying to kill my friends and family and bake them into treats so no evidence is ever found while making everypony cannibals." Pinkie said. "Anyway enjoy your evening!" Pinkie said, bouncing away.

Button Mash shook his head. "Come on Willow, I know a great picnic area."

*LATER

Button Mash and Willow dragged the picnic basket through Whitetail woods, until he came to a rather large clearing. In the center of the clearing was a pond, the moonlight shining brightly on everything that wasn't in the shade.

A grin covered Button Mash's face as he dragged his basket over next to a flat rock. He walked backwards to keep form tripping over the basket. Once he reached the stone, he pulled out a checkered blanket. With a whip of his head, he let it land on the rock. Or rather, tried to.

Instead, his head collided with someone else's. "YA-OUCH!" he shouted, half in shock and half in pain. "Apple Bloom!?"

Apple Bloom groaned as she rubbed her head. "Eyup." she growled. "Hang on, what are you doin here?" she asked.

Button Mash sweated slightly. "I could ask you the same ques-" Two canines let out a bark.

Button Mash glanced behind Apple Bloom, seeing Winona and Willow with their heads in a picnic basket.

"Hey, get out of there!" Apple Bloom shouted, running towards the basket. She shooed the dogs away before turning to Button Mash. "I'll pay you if-" She stopped, seeing Button Mash's basket. "..."

The two stared in silence for a few moments. "So... If you could just leave, that would be good." Button Mash said, spreading the blanket.

"Wha- Heck no. This is my spot." Apple Bloom growled. She shoved the blanket off and put her own over the rock.

"I chose this place a week ago as a secluded spot for me and Willow!" Button Mash stated firmly.

"It's been my relaxin spot for peaceful thinkin for a year." Apple Bloom retorted.

Button Mash considered this. "Hm... Yeah, that means you have earlier dibs." he said, rubbing his chin. "Fine, you get the rock. But I'm still staying."

"Why?" Apple Bloom asked, a grumpy look on her face.

"Because the place looks..." Button Mash thought for a moment. "Romantic?"

"...Fair enough." Apple Bloom said with a sigh. Winona cocked her head.

The two set up their own baskets.

Apple Bloom sat down, pulling out a couple sandwiches. "You sure you wanna stay?" Button Mash's voice rang out.

Apple Bloom huffed before glaring over the rock. "YES! I'm sure I-" Her voice caught in her throat and her face, red with anger, was now red for other reasons. Button Mash was jacking off his wolf!

Apple Bloom quickly sat back down, a blush heavy on her face. 'Yeah, he shouldn't be doin that to a dog, but I ain't got no room to tal-' "Hey, wait a minute!" Apple Bloom poked her head back over the rock. "Ain't you too young for this!?"

Button Mash tenderly rubbed Willow's knot, before bending down and kissing the tip. "Dunno Don't care. But it feels good."

"Buh- huh!? But you shouldn't be havin sex with anyone til you're grown up!" Apple Bloom said. Winona sat down, tilting her head as she watched the two talk.

"Me and Willow do it all the time! I don't see anything wrong with it." Button Mash retorted.

"Yeah, but you shouldn't have a relationship based on sex!"

"Have you and Winona had sex?"

"NO!" Apple Bloom jumped back. "Cause I'm a good filly who'd wait til marriage for that sort of thing!"

Button Mash frowned. "You're weird."

Apple Bloom sputtered, before turning and and crossing her arms. "See Winona? This is why boys are stupid."

Winona wasn't sure why her master's face was red. But it sure looked funny.

Apple Bloom looked over the rock, and leapt over it. She picked up Willow and tossed him aside, before slapping Button Mash. "OW!" Button Mash rubbed his face. "What was that f-" He shut up as Apple Bloom grabbed him angrily.

"Listen. I came out here to have a romantic evenin. And I plan to have a romantic evein. So you can either leave, or this can be a double date that don't have you screwin out here." She stared him deep in the eye. "Alright?" she said, her voice as cold as ice.

Button Mash meekly nodded.

"Good." Apple Bloom released Button Mash, letting him flop to the ground. "Then this double date has officially started!"

Winona let out a bark while Willow whimpered.