Welcome to the School, Slut! or The Triumph of Capitalism

"I thought you said there was no way to raise enough support independently to keep Canterlot High open!?" Principal Cinch screamed in exasperation as she continued to bounce up and down on a dildo in the Regional Office of Education's... office. It really was just a small cabinet-like hole in the wall of the main mayoral building, but it was an office by technicality.

"There shouldn't have been!" Stingy Mogul said as he continued to rail Mayor Mare over his desk. "It was such a drain on city resources it would take a billionaire to keep that place above water! It's just impossible to raise that kind of money in a week!"

"Maybe the student body got together for a bake sale that did really well?" Mayor Mare provided as she bend to look up at the man fucking her. "I hear they have a nearly professional level baking team."

"At best a bake sale breaks even!" Cinch retorted as she brought a tit out of her blouse and played with it. "No one pays five bucks for a brownie slice they could make at home! No matter how could it is!"

"I paid ten bucks for a brownie at the Exquisite Cuisine yesterday." Mayor Mare offered, turning to face the other woman, who simply huffed in response, followed shortly by a lewd moan.

"That's different." Stingy agreed. "A restaurant will deliver a fine product, while bake sells get you sheet pans of cake mix brownies. If you're lucky you get a dollop of ice cream on top, and the ice cream is usually not even a name brand!" He moaned, continuing to thrust into the Mayor.

"I think we just need to calm down and assess the situation from a more reasonable angle." The mayor insisted as she strained to reach Cinch, whose breasts looked so enticing to her. "Canterlot High has done far more impossible things in the past if I recall. Making budget for one month, though improbable, was always an option. We can just wait for a few more months and then they'll start losing programs and hemorrhaging students, and then they'll close their doors. Just that simple."

"What if it never closes!?" Cinch said as she scooted her chair forward while still riding the dildo, offering her unattended breast to the mayor, who latched on enthusiastically.

"We can always fine them for something. I'm certain there is some aspect of their curriculum I could find fault with. We just fine them into oblivion and they'll have to either become what we want or cease to be." Stingy said before bottoming out in the mayor, releasing his load with gusto, the mayor moaning into Cinch's breast as she came, stimulating Cinch enough to cause her to cum as well, completing the chain orgasm.

"Whatever we do..." Cinch said, leaning back, idly rolling her hips on the dildo as she talked, "We'll need to act quickly. For years now I've wanted nothing more than to-"

"Fuck me?" Stingy interrupted. Cinch paused, thinking for a second. That was what she was going to say, wasn't it? It made sense. She was a whore who needed dick.

"Of course, I've wanted nothing more than to fuck you for years now." Cinch said with a professional nod. This was certainly the beginning of a most profitable partnership that surely would bring Canterlot High to its very knees, if not Cinch to hers. She couldn't help but feel an urge to crawl the halls of the school naked like she had that day she went there to give Celestia a piece of her mind. Getting used by both students and random strangers from the town, it fulfilled so primal urge in her.

Once she had gotten past all that and had handed off the school's well earned money, she entered Celestia's office and delivered a verbal lashing. And what a tongue lashing she gave that impudent little snot! She came so hard she was likely heard back at Crystal Prep! Maybe she should have some of her students crawl naked through the halls. It worked at Canterlot High to great effect, maybe it really was the way of the future as Celestia had expressed it why she was getting tongue lashed by the elder mare.

Either way, Cinch would get fucked by Stingy and then she walked over to Canterlot High, fall to her knees in front of the exit and get fucked by as many students as possible. That would show Celestia exactly how forward thinking she was. She bet Celestia never got fucked like that! It just proved who was the better principal.