Canterlot High is running low on funding as the local government determined that if the school isn't going to address the issues, be they magical or no, that they don't deserve any funding. With this massive blow, Principal Celestia finds herself between a rock and a hard place. Low on funds and running out of options, an ever helpful Sunset Shimmer comes up with an idea to help save the school - though more accurately Celestia hijacks what would've been Sunset's idea, a series of misinterpretations leading to sexual hijinks.

Written for Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest.