A Great Surprise Gone Sour

I'm writing this in a diary in fear that I will forget the events that happened last Tuesday. I don't know if I want to remember, but I might be able to figure out how I got to Equestria and why. I'm currently sitting in Twilight's basement, there is a lamp on the desk and I have several pieces of paper and I'm going to write all of what I can remember down.

First off. Before I came to Equestria, I was sitting at the computer. It was 11:30 PM GMT +0, That's England's time. My friend Doug lives in America. He has central time I think. So he would be GMT -6. Anyway. I was talking to him over Skype and we where discussing what best pony was. After a hour of talking, I got tired and decided to go to sleep. So I got undressed all to my boxers, then climbed into the bed, switched off my light and closed my eyes.

Then. I woke up. On a wooden floor. No, this wasn't right. For several reasons; 1. I explicitly remember sleeping on my bed. 2. The house I live in doesn't have wooden flooring. So I decided to groan, it was painful to be face-first on wooden floor. "Ow." I looked up, and this was no house I had seen before. I checked my watch. it said it was midday. This wasn't right. There was no light coming through the windows. So i got up, my clothes where laying next to me. That was strange. So I put them on; A T-shirt with Metallica printed on it and joggers. Then i had a look around. The house had absolutely zero technology inside of it. Not even light bulbs. There where candle lanterns on the wall but no matches. So I left the lanterns where they should be and waited for my small amount of night-vision to set in. It took around 5 minutes. But the moonlight had been amplified enough so I wouldn't trip over anything. I got up from my hiding place and had a look around. It was a Library. A very familiar looking library.

The library was all wooden, it had a cobblestone fireplace and some stairs to my left. Being naturally curious I ascended the stairs and then paused as I thought I heard a sound. The sound didn't recur so I continued up the stairs and slowly crept to the first room. I turned the door knob slowly and looked inside. My fears where immediately confirmed. There was Twilight Sparkle laying on her bed. I shut the door. Totally frozen. Several thoughts ran through my mind; How did I get here? Was it a accident? Am I dreaming? Will I ever get back home?

I didn't want to leave my family. So I found what looked like a sofa downstairs and sat on it. I'm in Equestria. I looked outside. The sun had just started to rise. I heard a door open upstairs, I got up quickly to find Twilight descending the stairs. She yelled in surprise and I held my hands up "I'm not going to hurt you!" She calmed down a little "Wh-What are you?" She immediately went from scared to curious that was kinda cute. "I'm a Human. Humans are bi-pedal as you can see." She thought for a moment. "I don't think Humans exist. How did you get here?" I thought for a moment. "I could ask you the same thing. I have no clue." She walked over to the kitchen and entered it, I followed.

For the next few hours we engaged in talk about what the science was like back home, I showed her my watch and asked her what the time was. She said it was midday so I set my watch to 12PM after around 15 minutes I needed the toilet. "Twilight, where's the toilet?"

"Oh, there's a bathroom upstairs, second room on your left." She replied

"Thanks." I ascended the stairs and opened the door to the toilet. After 'doing my business' Twilight called out from down the stairs "Hey! There is another one of you?" I was confused. Had I been cloned?

"What do you mean there's another one of me?"

"I mean there's another human!" She sounded shocked

"What? Really? Hold on, I'll be down in a minute!" I rushed to get clothed again. It took me a while because I was in a rush. Then I exited the bathroom, closing the door behind me and.. I was confused. It was my friend Doug that i had been talking to a few hours ago!

"Doug?"

He replied with a equally confused: "Zach...?"

“You two know each other?” Twilight piped up, interrupting my confused state

“Y-yeah... Online, I mean... Still. I know him pretty well.” Doug replied first

“Online?” Oh no. Don't mention the fandom! Don't wipe out time!

I almost panicked. But Doug got it. “Online is sort of... A method of communicating with other people around the world. Extremely popular.”

“Interesting... So... How did you guys meet?” I was almost sweating bullets. This time I spoke:

"Well..... Basically Doug's friend Kyle wanted me to voice act for him so I met his friend called Isaac after that, then I met Doug. Sounds complicated but yeah." Totally bypassed the fandom. At least Twilight won't try to figure out how we know about her and the whole of Equestria.

“Ookay... Right. Now that we're done with the introductions... What say we get onto something... else?” She asked while batting her eyes seductively.

Doug quickly said: "Can we... Have a moment?"

She rolled her eyes "Fine. But not too long!"

I hopped down from the mini-balcony sort of thing and stood next to Doug, facing away from Twilight I whispered to Doug: "She's in Heat, I could... Smell her."

He replied with a really tough-to-answer question: "You know when a mare is in heat?"

Before i could answer, Twilight pounced Doug, pinning him to the floor. I was knocked back a little and was surprised by the sudden movement.

"Twilight, what the heck are you doing?" Doug

"Having a little fun..." She giggled.

"Oh dear... Zach? A little help here?" I had already grabbed hold of Twilight's horn and started to rub, hoping that all the fics I read about it being a sensitive hub of nerves where true. Apparently they where as Twilight seemed to pause. Then I started to pull her off of Doug.

He was surprised "What're you- Oh.. Wow.. That's actually working?"

"I read too many.. Detailed fics."

"Wow, dude." He scooted out from under her "Let's get out of here then?"

I nodded. Twilight let out a moan then collapsed to the floor "Book it."

We run out of the tree house and traveled a good distance away from Twilight. “She won't be like that for long, what can we do now?” Doug looked to me for answers. I looked to my right and saw the Mayor's office.

"Mayor Mare's office?"

He nodded, “Good idea, she should be experienced with things like this.” So, we ran to the Town Hall and entered through the front double-doors. There was a desk in the main room with a pony behind, but she wasn't the mayor, but probably the secretary.

She happened to be looking down at a document at the time, and didn't notice us come in.

Doug whispered to me; “Uh... Zach, you might want to handle this one... I don't do well when I have to be social...”

"Alright." I cleared my throat: "Excuse me, can we please see the Mayor?" She looked stunned, but understood what we said, looked in a book of some sorts and then nodded. We headed over to the stairs. But as i started to ascend the staircase, a portal opened up next to me, I was being pulled by something into it.

I could only yell out "Help!" before the portal closed.

I opened my eyes to reveal that I was being kissed.. By Twilight on her bed in her bedroom. She broke the kiss and looked at me. I looked back up at her, she had me pinned and I didn't really want to hurt her anyway.

She smirked then casted a spell.

That's all I can remember after that. Everything after that is just blank. There are points where I can remember, but just spots.

Then I shot up, coughing. I looked around and saw Doug being held with a green aura.. Wait. Green? Then I looked at my self, I was naked. The realisation hit me like Mjölnir (Thor's hammer, that thing hurts) That wasn't Twilight! THAT WAS CHRYSALIS!

I tried to jump at her, when I realised that she had been draining my love with... Sex... So I could barely move she lit up her horn before i could finish saying "Chrys-" Then my memory blanks again..

When I eventually awoke, I spun round so I was facing the floor and starting coughing up blood like no tomorrow, I was gasping for air now, it felt like I had just been stabbed, several times, through the heart. I turned round, to see my friend Doug looking at something, from my angle I don't know what it was. I couldn't speak or move anything else at this time, so I'd just have to lay there.

Whilst looking at him he muttered "Holy shit..." then he looked back at me, seeming half surprised. "W-what..?"

"Zach? Are you alright?" I couldn't speak so I shook my head slowly.

"Uh. Can you talk?" I shook my head again. "Well.. What can you do?" I though for a moment. Then thought back to the weeks I spent learning Morse code to become a radio amateur.

I started tapping my fingers against my hand to say I'm talking in Morse code

"I... Don't follow..." I tap my hand in a specific pattern. "Wait? Morse code?" I nodded my head vigorously. "Seriously dude?" I shrugged. "Ha.. Good to have you back buddy. Now, onto the matter of why you can't speak." He turned to face Twilight who was standing next to the seriously-worn-out princesses.

Then I was Tackle hugged by Twilight, It was enjoyable, but I was naked at the time. She apologised and got off of me.

"What? No hug for me?" Doug sounded sad

"Well you didn't die.."

"On second thought, maybe a hug at this point isn't such a good idea."

“What do you mean?” Twilight asked

“Um... You know how ponies don't always wear clothes?” She nodded slowly. “Well... Us humans kind of have to, it's not exactly socially accepted to go walking around nude in public.”

“O-Oh, oh my!” She looked away. “I, I'm so sorry!”

“It's... Uh... Fine... I just need... Something to cover myself with.”

I saw my clothes and put them on quickly. Then I got up and wandered over to Celestia, I put my hand around her neck, opened my mouth and pointed towards my neck. She backed up and started to cast a spell.

However, before she could I encountered a extreme amount of pain and fell to my knees, clutching my head. I fell to my side and looked at the others, they all gasped.

However, as soon as the pain arrived, it was gone. I got up and tried to speak "Ow." Yeah I could speak again. They all let out a sigh of relief, "You done flipping out on us Zach? You're scaring the shit out of me man."

"I hope so." My voice was croaky like hell but understandable.

"Dude, you do know your irises are green right?" I shrugged.

"I look better with green eyes. Oh well."

"Dude, you just got raped, killed and revived and you don't care about your eyes being green?"

"What? When did that happen? I.. Can't remember anything.."

"Wait, what? You don't remember anything? Nothing at all?" Doug looked confused..

"No.. Just waking up coughing, with Chrysalis holding you with Telekinesis. And being pulled through the portal of course, and everything before that."

“Oh... Wow. Well, you got kidnapped, raped, killed, and brought back. I got raped, too. Any questions?” he said with a chuckle.

At that point I blanked. I had to think this through. I stood up and looked at Twilight, then at Doug.

"I... Need to think..." I exited the bedroom, heading towards the cellar. I found some parchment, and a writing feather thing, with a ink pot. Pulled up a chair and started writing...

That leads up to now, where I have finished writing the past events for today. I'll think of this as a diary of sorts. But I still need time to go over what has happened.

I may add to this journal, I may not.