Take one dingy, grubby bar that no sensible pony would want to visit. Add one upset, foul-tempered earth pony, who doesn't care what sensible ponies want because what she wants is to be left alone to drink until she feels better.

Add one alicorn, with distinct, opposing wants of her own.

Shake lightly.

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