The Princess of Song

"Alright, I've got it! Stay still, this spell will only hurt a bit," says Twilight.

"Why am I listening to you? I'm the king!" King Piano Muse bellows. But then he remembers that Twilight is just doing what she was taught---- displaying friendship and kindness. So he shuts up and lets her help him.

Four hours later...

The ambulance is across the street from Ponyville Hospital. Thanks to Twilight, now King Piano Muse and Queen Treble Measure are happily reunited and the spell broken.

"What happened?" Queen Treble Measure asks.

King Piano Muse tenses up nervously. Bearing a grin, he shook his head.

"Oh, I know that look! Hiding something, aren't you? Well, fine," she replies, "Maybe it's better if I don't know."

"You're absolutely right, dear," King Piano Muse says, "When you get to your hospital room, remember to act as calm as possible. Don't act too unusual or shit like that."

"Do you want think I don't understand that? I'm fully aware, thank you," Queen Treble says as the medical professionals take her out of the ambulance and wheel her into a hospital room specifically for delivering foals.

In about a minute, Queen Treble Measure is brought into the room.

"We're gonna have to put you to sleep so you don't feel much, Your Majesty," says one of the doctors.

"Fine, but remember that this is the only time I'm gonna listen to a cesspool such as yourself," she demands, "I'm the goddamn queen, so after this birth shit, you begin taking orders from me. I have no interest taking orders from somepony lower than me."

"If you don't want me to put you to sleep, your wish is my command, My Queen," the doctor says.

"Actually, on second thought.... Proceed, you shitheaded peasant!"

The doctor proceeds and in no time, two beautiful foals are born. Queen Treble Measure smiles at the twins and at King Piano Muse. She shoots an icy glare at the doctors, reminding them that they were considered common ponyfolk in the wicked eyes of Equestria's dictatorous Queen.

"What shall we name them, dear?" Queen Treble Measure asks.

"Since Twilight helped us, we could name them after her or one of her friends," King Piano Muse suggests.

This angers Queen Treble Measure.

Dainty Little Princess Lyrics

Queen Treble Measure: Guess you didn't hear the story
From my point of view
I'll tell you
What Celestia should
And shouldn't do

When the youngest little filly was born
Yes, me
The little alicorn

My older sisters used to treat me well
All until my life
Became a living hell

Twilight Sparkle
Hear the name
See it in lights
All around Canterlot
The ponies were never the same

Soon I was put on the backburner
Forgotten and erased
That's what happens
When you're replaced

King Piano Muse (spoken): So terribly sorry to hear that, honey. Continue.

Queen Treble Measure: Look at her
That dainty little princess
With a shady little sixth sense
Always with her rise to fame friends

But I kid you not
I'm gonna aim
And take my shot

And I'm gonna be the one
Who affects how her story ends

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!

She's just some dainty little princess
Soon but not yet I'll get her
Twilight Sparkle, here I come!

King Piano Muse (spoken): That doesn't rhyme.

Queen Treble Measure (spoken): Who gives a shit?

(sung): Thanks to me
Her life might be it

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Miss Princess of Friendship
Pass me a drink
And think about
What you've done

I would've been something
If I wasn't replaced by you
But to become the queen instead of you
I did what I had to do

Explain the law in great detail
Savouring every detail
And then I got my shot
Then poor little Princess is

Just a dainty little princess
(Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!)
With a shady little sixth sense
(Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!)

Always with her rise to fame friends
Oh, I'll be the one
I'll be the one
In charge of
How her story ends

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

I'll get you for this
Princess of Friendship
Don't think that I'm done

'Cause she's just a dainty little princess
With a shady little sixth sense
Go home, you're dead
I'm finally ahead
Of the game!

Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

Dainty little princess
Mmm mmm

She's a dainty little princess
Worthless
Whoa, whoa!

And when I'm done with her
It's gonna be like this
In my eyes
In my eyes

She'll go:

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Just like that

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!

Twilight Sparkle
(Whoa, whoa!)
You're just a little
Hmm...
(Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!)

You're just a little
Hmm...
(Snap snap
Crack crack
Dead
Whoa, whoa!)

You're just a little

(pause)

Rat?

Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!

(song ends)

King Piano Muse takes a moment to think it over. "How very wrong of me. What do you suggest?"

"Now you acknowledge my right decisions," says Queen Treble Measure, "I say we call them Sharp Tune and Flat Major."

"Who is who, My Queen?" asks a doctor.

"I appreciate your asking," Queen Treble Measure replies with a smile, "Our daughter shall be named Princess Sharp Tune and her twin brother Flat Major."

"Interesting choices," says the doctors and King Piano Muse.

At that moment, Queen Treble Measure uses her magic to carry her newborn foals. When they get home, she sits them in the new crib that was given to them by Twilight Sparkle a few days ago.

"Ah, what beautiful names for a family named soley on music." She sighed, and then the thought occurs to her. She looks at the crib and notices something outrageous.

"What is the meaning of this?" Queen Treble Measure bellowed.

"My dear, it's the least that she could do. Please accept it. We have nothing else!" cries King Piano Muse.

"Are you bucking delusional? I can't accept this!" she cries, "Blast that Twilight Sparkle! This is the last time that dainty little princess meddles with MY FOALS!"