The Princess of Song

Queen Treble Measure, in a rage quit, takes infants Sharp Tune and Flat Major, setting them on hers and King Piano Muse's bed. Then, she picks up the crib with her magic and crashes it down to the ground with a powerful blast.

"I ORDER A NEW CRIB! GET IT DONE NOW!" Queen Treble Measure shouts, demanding one of her Royal Servants, Emerald Bow.

Emerald Bow bows her head. "I'll have it done in a jiffy, Your Majesty," she replies.

"You bucking better!" Queen Treble Measure shouts.

Sharp Tune and Flat Major start crying, scared.

"Shh, shh. Daddy's here," King Piano Muse says, trying to calm them down, "Mommy's just a little angry, that's all. It'll all pass. Well, hopefully."

"Weaklings! How dare my children be afraid of their queen?" Queen Treble Measure says, "Ugh, they're Foals. What do you they know? Come here, you goddamn pussies."

"You can't swear in front of them or treat them like you treat your subjects. I know it's hard and your childhood was rough, but that doesn't mean that we still have the chance to treat them right," King Piano Muse says.

"It's hopeless. I never knew that one day I'd marry a lunatic and become a mother. But life's full of surprises, isn't it?" Queen Treble Measure says, "Oh, I'll definitely be there for them, but now I have something - er somepony I must attend to. Be good for Daddy, my little abominations. Mommy'll be back before you know it."

As she trots out of the castle and out on her way to Ponyville, a twisted and menacing smile crosses her malicious face.
"Here I come, Twilight Sparkle! Be bucking prepared, you goddamn worthless shit!"