Missing In Action (male reader X Princess Luna)

June 16, 2565, 8:50 hours

Canterlot Castle, Equestria

"They haven't done anything yet," Celestia said to you. Since the attack, their ship has remained in low orbit.

"Good," You said. "I questioned the prisoner. He said they only had that one Shiva nuke."

"And If he is lying?" Luna asked.

"He fears you too much. I don't think he has the balls to do so."

"And about your ground battle plan?" Celestia asked.

"I've changed it up. I don't think these guys would fall for our trap. They have a lot of Archer missiles, so they would bombard us from orbit. But I think we could force them onto the ground."

"How?" Luna asked.

"Simple. We sneak onboard using the subprowler and destroy the engines."

"If we are to sneak on, why don't we just destroy the whole thing?" Celestia asked.

"Because the reactor core will have to much guards to handle."

"Even for us?" Luna said. "Couldn't we just use spells to kill most of them?"

"The hallways are too narrow. They could kill us easily."

"Couldn't they do the same for the engine room?" Luna asked.

"They could, but then we would go for the reactor. The reactor is a black box, so it is important."

"Black box?" Celestia said.

"An object that cannot be repaired easily. They can fix the engines, but not the reactor. We just need them on the ground long enough to start a huge ground fight to thin out the reactor guards."

"So, what is the plan to get on board then?" Celestia said.

"I know we will need the prisoners help."

"Yay, time for that pathetic human to fear me," Luna said sarcastically. "I though soldiers were supposed to be brave."

"Yeah," Celestia said.

"Well, if my whole team got slaughtered by an alien girl, who just used a thought to do it, I would be scared," You said.

"I guess you have a point," Celestia said. "I would like to see the prisoner myself."

The three of them walked down to the cell area, where the prisoner was. He was sitting on his bed. When they walked up to the cell, he jumped in fear.

"T-there are two of them," he said.

"Buddy, you are on a world full of people like us," Celestia said, causing the prisoner to shudder.

"Why do you keep me alive, can't you just kill me?" The prisoner said.

"No can do," You responded. "Your too important."

"But we will make you an offer," Luna said.

"If you help us this one last time, we'll let you free," Celestia said. "As long as you don't runaway to your O.N.I buddies."

"Fine, I'll do It," he said. "What do you want."

"Do you know how to fly a subprowler?" You asked.

"To a degree," he said back.

"Good. You are going to fly us up to that capital ship."

"But that's suicide, you will never make it."

"We will, hopefully. Anyways, once you hear gunshots, you can go set the subprowler down where It was and live your life peacefully in Equestria."

"But," Luna said. "If you kill anypony, you will find your neck under the blade of a guillotine."

"O-okay, I won’t hurt anyone," he said.

"Good. We leave in a few hours," you said.

June 16, 2565, 12:00 hours

Forest Clearing, Equestria

You, Luna, Celestia, and the prisoner where boarding the falcon. He was at the controls, ready to take off.

"Everyone in," you said, getting head nods from Luna and Celestia.

"Okay, sorry if the ride is a bit shaky, I'm not too good at this," The prisoner said.

"Its fine," you said back. "As long as we get there in one piece."

The subprowler took off, and you were flying towards the ship. The ride was very shaky. In fact, so much, that you had to grab on to one of the cockpit chairs. Then the radio went off.

"Subprowler 44-566, identify yourself," A ship operative said.

"This is Lance Corporal Joseph Burns, returning from front lines," the prisoner said.

"Nice to see you come back," The operative said. "Please land at bay 3."

The prisoner set course for that pad. As he began to set down you walked into the back.

"Okay here is the plan," you said. "You two are going to teleport us out of the bay, and into the hallway. Then we wing it."

"You have got to be fucking kidding," Celestia said. "We are on a ship, where a bunch of guys want to fucking kill us, and your winging it?"

"Yep. Got any better ideas?"

Celestia sighed. "No." Luna went over to pick up her sword. The three of you grabbed each other’s arms.

"Teleport us in," you said. "Three, two, one, now!"

With a flash, you all where in the hallway. You when into a crouch position and ordered Luna and Celestia to do the same. You turned on your thermal scanner and saw that there weren't that many guards in your proximity. Yet. Even though It was slow, your team was making it through the ship, only stepping in the security camera blind spots. But then you saw a guard turn a corner, but he did it with his back to you. You used your thermal vision again and saw that no other guard could see him. Then you lunged at him, pinching your fingers around his throat. He tried to call for help but couldn't make a sound. You kept pulling at it until you heard a snap, and he fell limp. Your hands where covered in blood. When Luna saw what you did, she put her hand over her mouth and quietly gasp. You had ripped his throat out.

"Was that necessary?" Celestia whispered.

"Absolutely. It is the quietest way to kill someone," you said back, dragging the body. You opened a door to a janitor’s room and threw it in there. You did the "let’s move" hand signal. After a little while, you were at the engine room. You pulled out a hand-made timed explosive and stuck it to the drive.

"Set that timer, and she dies," a voice said. You turned around and saw that Luna was being held at gunpoint. You just simply went back to work.

"I'd rethink your decision if I were you," he said. Celestia was just standing there, confused.

"I did. But you should to," you said to him. A murderous glance appeared on Luna's face. With a wave of blue energy, she was gone.

The guy looked confused. "Were did she-"

Luna sent her sword down his back killing him.

"Since when could you shadow phase?" you asked.

"Since the Nightmare Moon times," she said back.

(for those who don't know, phasing is where you change dimensions quickly to avoid getting hit or to move faster. Shadow phasing is the same thing, except you need a shadow to do it in. But because Luna can do Umbrakinesis, she basically can do it anywhere.)

You finished setting the bomb.

"Okay let's get out of he-," you began to say. "FUCK!"

The door was lined with soldiers.

"Stay where you are!" One of them yelled.

"I got this," Celestia said. She began to use a spell, and then stomped her foot into the ground, pointing in their direction, creating a fiery explosion.

"Well, that looked painful," you said. "Let's move before more come."

You all began to run down the hall to a vehicle depot. You drew your sniper rifle and used it to kill three soldiers running your way.

"We need to get further away before- fuck it just put up a force field," you said. The sisters did so, and an explosion went off, flooding the hallway with fire. You and the sisters where safe, but the approaching hostiles where not.

An alarm went off. "Mayday, mayday, our sublight engines have been disabled. We are going in for a landing," someone said over the intercom.

You and sisters made it to one of the depots. You looked for an aircraft and saw a hornet.

"Okay I'll fly, you two put up shield to protect us," you said, getting into the hornet's cockpit, as they got onto the sides of the craft. As you began to lift off, a soldier walked out with a spartan laser. He began charging it and aiming it at your hornet.

Luna noticed the pointer. "Um, what is that?"

"Aw shi- Put up a big shield now!!!" You yelled. They did so, and the spartan laser fired, but it bounced of the shield. You fired your missiles into the depot destroying the other vehicles and killing the guy.

"Now can you explain what all that was?" Luna asked

"That was a spartan laser," you said. "It is an anti-tank weapon that weaponizes light to destroy stuff."

"Thank god that didn't hit us," Celestia said. "Now let’s go home."

...

You were sitting on your and Luna's bed, just chilling. Then she walked in.

"Hey y/n, I know we both are tired," Luna said. "But do you want to..." She did the finger in the hole hand motion.

"I guess so," you said.

Then just like that, you two got under the covers and began to have a little fun.