A Brony's Greatest Dream, or Worst Nightmare
"I can't believe it, my collection is finally complete!" Dustin Hall yelled as he jumped up and down in his room. Dustin is a 16 year old brony who has just bought a Rainbow Dash doll, and finished his collection as you just heard him scream. He took it out of its plastic package and stared at it for a good five minutes. He looked to the shelf containing every other peice to his collection. "I am so glad I finally get to put you on that shelf." He set her down right inbetween Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy. He sat down at his computer desk and sighed. He may have completed his collection, but he had a realy rough day. With eight hours of school, band practice, and walking to Toys R Us and back home he was tired and ready to unwind.
He reached under his desk and felt the underside of the desktop untill his hand felt what he was looking for. A ripping sound filled the room as he pulled the ziplock bag that had been taped to the underside of the desktop. It was half filled with...well you can guess that. Anyways he opened a drawer and pulled out some rolling papers. "Time to get high." He wispered to himself as he rolled a joint. He pulled his black lighter out of his pocket, but just as he was about to light his joint he heard a voice scream behind him.
"Where the buck am I?!?" The unknown voice screamed. Dustin jumped out of the chair dropping his joint and lighter and looked to where the voice had come from. He saw no one what so ever, but when he looked to his shelf of ponies he saw that one of them was pacing and looking like it was about to have a heart attack. It was Rainbow Dash.
What the hell, I ain't even high yet! Dustin walked over to the shelf slowly, but a floorboard creaked under his foot and what he suspected to be the doll he had bought today looked at him with pure fear. Dustin didn't know what to do, so he just smiled and said, "Uh....Hi." He was sure that it was Rainbow Dash, but not sure if what he was seeing was real.
"Die giant!" Rainbow Dash screamed as she flew towards Dustin's face and kicked him as hard as she could in the nose.
"Oh my nose, what the hell!" Dustin put his hands over his nose, which was pouring blood, as Rainbow Dash continued to kick him in different places. He saw little dashes of blue and rainbow as she flew past his face. After about a thousand failed attempts he finally managed to grab her in his hand. Only her head was sticking out of his fist. It tickled a bit to feal her struggle in his hand, but he was still furious. "What is your problem!"
"If you kill me the others will get you, I promise that." Rainbow Dash now looked Dustin in the eyes with a horrible look that read 'I am going to murder you.'
"Kill you?" Dustin was kind of offended. "Do I look like a killer to you?" Rainbow Dash bit his thumb. With a loud scream he let her go.
"What in the hell is all that racket boy!" Dustin's dad screamed from the living room.
"I'm just...uh...being an idiot, you know, having fun!" Dustin yelled back. Rainbow Dash continued to fly around the room.
"Well keep it down, I am trying to watch My Little...I mean wrestling!" Dustins father replied.
"Yeah whatever dad!" Dustin looked toward his window. Rainbow Dash was kicking it furiously. Dustin lowered his voice to an conversational tone and asked Rainbow Dash, "So, how are you alive, I mean aren't you supposed to be a toy?" Rainbow Dash landed on the window paine and she was panting. She had run out of breath.
"Ok you win, just kill me." Rainbow Dash managed to say.
"No no no, I am not going to kill you." Dustin replied as he gently scooped her up in his hands. "Now, tell me what happened and how you got her, please."
"Twilight was testing a spell to send somepony to an alternate universe, and I guess it worked." Rainbow Dash said as she began to catch her breath.
"Wait do you mean Twilight Sparkle?" Dustin asked, even more interested than when he first saw her pacing his shelf.
"How do you know her?" Rainbow Dash asked as she raised a suspicious eyebrow.
"Wait a minute, you don't know?" Dustin was very curious indeed.
"Know what?" Rainbow Dash replied.
"There is something you need to see." Dustin said as he began walking to the computer desk. He set Rainbow Dash down. "Just look at that screen." He turned on his computer and clicked the internet icon. He typed in www.youtube.com, and in the search bar typed in My Little Pony season 1 episode 1. Rainbow Dash watched the whole thing with her jaw droped and eyes wide.
At the end of it all Rainbow Dash could say was, "I...was that...huh?"
"You are verry famous Rainbow Dash, and so are all of your friends." Dustin replied. Rainbow Dash just continued stairing at him in disbelief. "We have seen your whole lives from when you guys met Twilight to the battle with the changelings."
"Oh no did you see me and Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash looked worried and embarased.
"Uh what?" Dustin asked while giggling.
"Oh nothing, anyways what is this place?" Rainbow Dash asked as she looked around at the unfamiliar environment.
"This is called Earth, it is a planet made up of seven landmasses, and this one is called America." Dustin explained to her.
"Well thats great and all, but how do I get back to Equestria?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I have no idea, but I could at least try and help you." Dustin replied as he gently took her in the palm of his hand again.
"Thanks, I guess, oh, and forget what I asked about Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash commanded as she blushed.
Dustin giggled again and replied, "Ok whatever you want, so where do we start looking?"
A Brony's Greatest Dream, or Worst Nightmare
"How the buck should I know?" Rainbow Dash replied to Dustin's obviously stupid question.
"Oh yeah, damn I forgot you never saw this world." Dustin thought for a minute. "Oh I have an idea, lets call the studio, just give me a second." He went to Google and searched for about five minutes until he found what he was looking for. "Ok I have the studio's number." He turned to Rainbow Dash who had the pen he kept in a jar at his bedside in her forelegs. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked looking puzzled.
"This is what you use to write with isn't it?" Rainbow Dash said as she dropped the pen on the desk in front of Dustin.
"Oh, that's right you write letters, well we have something easy and more effective than a letter." Dustin replied as he pulled out his cell phone. "This is a phone, with this device you can talk to someone from another country instantly with no waiting for a reply."
Rainbow Dash studied the strange device for a moment and said, "Wow, that is awsome."
Dustin punched out the number on his phones keypad and put it up to his ear. A woman answered the phone. "Hello."
"Uh yes hello, I have a Rainbow Dash doll that is walking and talking what do I do?" Dustin replied.
"Damn it another joker, listen jerk off I deal with you people on a daily basis. I am going to kill every one here if this keeps....." Dustin hung up before she finish her rant.
"Well what do we do?" Dash asked.
"Well it sounds like I am the cause of a future office shooting so nothing right now." Dustin face palmed as he realized how stupid he sounded.
"Shooting?" Dash asked curiously.
"I don't want to explain anything to you for a little while if that's ok." Dustin replied annoyed. He didn't like explaining everything about the earth to a toy.
"Whatever, how do we pass the time." Dash asked.
Dustin thought for a minute and then it came to him. A sly grin spread across his face. "How about I introduce you to my dad?"
"Uh why?" Dash asked in a worried tone because the look on Dustin's face creeped her out.
"He will freak out, come on it will be funny it's kind of like a prank." Dustin replied.
"A prank you say?" Dash thought about it then decided. "Ok lets do it."
"Dad get in here!" Dustin yelled.
"What the hell do you want?" His father yelled back.
"I want you to see something!"
"I'm watching the T.V. right now can it wait?"
"Nevermind I'm coming in there so turn off My Little Pony." This made his dad say a word to inappropriate to write in a story. "Ok Dash just follow me." Dash nodded and followed him into the living room. Dustin walked up behind his father (lets call him Mr. Hall) and poked his balding head.
"Poke me one more time and I'll break your fingers." Mr. Hall said in response to the poking.
"Just turn around you moron." Dustin replied I a sarcastic tone. Mr. Hall turned around ready to start cursing again when he saw a tiny blue pony flying next to his son.
"Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash, you must be the jerk who raised this jerk." Rainbow Dash said pointing to Dustin. Dustin gave her a rude hand gesture. Dash didn't know what it meant.
Mr. Hall's jaw dropped and just before fainting he managed to say, "Holy fu...."
Dustin and Dash started laughing their faces off. "Should we check on him?" Dash asked still dying from laughter.
"Nah he'll be fine." Dustin replied. "Hey you know what would suck?"
"What?" Dash replied.
"If we were in a story being written by a seventeen year old with to much free time on his hands and he just all of the sudden decided to end this chapter of our lives just because he has that power."
"Yeah that would suck, but are we going to draw on your dad's face?"
"Hell yeah!"
