Spike's Quest

"Wakey Wakey, dragon."

Spike's head shot up  but he was forced back down by a pony he had never seen before, he had two tails and wore a pair of shades. She pulled out a book and it said something, but he couldn't make it out. "Who are you?" he asked still confused about what was going on.

The pony looked and lifted the blanket off of his body. There was no hole or anything perfectly healed. She turned back to the book and started speaking some unkown language to it, then turned back to him. "Hiya Spike, I'm Quantum shift, I know my talents have nothing to do with my name but I really don't think that matters at all, in fact I really, really like my name and-"

"Ow. Headache, can you slow down please?"

She turned back to her book and shrugged. "Hiya Spike, I am Quantum shift and I was the one who destroyed Equestria and killed millions of ponies, yada yada yada, created killer mutants, yada yada, doesn't matter.

Spike tilted his head, dumbstrucked. "Wait are you-"

"Stupid? quite." She removed her glasses and showed him her book, "This is my laptop, far ahead of Equestrian technologically, only two in existence, bet you wish you had one but guess what, you don't.

Spike took a good look at the pony her eyes didn't line up and her cutie mark seemed to be a strand of blue DNA. She was white and also had short blue hair. "Wait, you did this? You're the reason my friends thought I was dead and had me buried in the ground for who knows how long?"

"Yep, that's me, but don't worry, your two friends Twilight and Applejack are on their way to Underground Canterlot right now to pick up my dad's cancellation device so I can punch in his passcode and I can sort out the rest later.

Underground Canterlot? there's no underground Canterlot."

"Well, there is. It's a top secret, that really isn't that private. Anyone who ever asked about it could find it. I'm surprised you never heard of it, Twilight comes by every third week, but she's never seen me before, unless you count last month when I stole her hair and created that hamster."

"Wait, why would you steal a pony's hair just to make a hamster? Wait, why am I talking to you?"

Quantum shrugged, "is it because I'm sexy?"

Spike turned shook his head, sad that somepony could be such a airhead and cause Equestria to be like it is  "Uh, no. I don't think that's it."

"So  you agree that I'm sexy then?"

"No, well not that you aren't it's just. You know what, I quit. I'm going to go after Twilight."

Quantum shut the door by pushing a button in on her laptop. "I don't think you should do that Spike, you'd die the moment you set foot into Canterlot. That place is like ground zero all over again, I'm lucky that I even made it out of there, but you're in luck, I forgot something and was planning on going back, I'd take you if you want."

Spike rolled his eyes, "fine you can come with me."

"Brain damage, Quantum, his frontal lobe has s hidden tumor.

Quantum put her glasses back on and went started to press her hooves against the little buttons. "Yay, I get to perform brain surgery, I hope I'm good at it." A devious smile crossed her face and the glare from her glasses temporarily blinded Spike.

"Wait, I'm not letting you anywhere near my head.:

Something hammered against the door made them both jump, Quantum's glasses fell to the ground."Open this door right now Quantum, It's Applebloom. You're not supposed to be in there, now get!"

"I'm not in here, I'm somewhere else." Quantum fumbled for her glasses but couldn't but the door bursted inward before she could put them on.

"Thank you Big Macintosh, I hope it wasn't too much work for you."

"Nope." Big Mac turned and continued down the hall.

"Applebloom am I glad to see you this crazy pony is trying to mess with my head." Spike lifted his claw and pointed at Quantum.

Applebloom knocked on her ear trying to clean it out, "Spike, why you talkin' all fancy like?

"I'm not talking fancy."

"Dragon's blood pressure raising. stroke unavoidable, Needs your biological compound to- Quantum shut the laptop, once again wearing her glasses.

"Applebloom? Can I help you?"

"Yea, take off those fancy glasses and talk to me for real."

"Neh, I think I think much better when I don't have to see these uneducated ponies everywhere. So terribly ungroomed, it's revolting to say the least. You all should just go crawl into a corner and die."

"Now why you gotta be such a jerk, ponies like you when you aren't wearing those glasses." Applebloom tried to take them off but was shocked, when she touched them.

"Get your filthy-"

*Thud*

"Well the dragon is dead,what's next? Something giant and unstoppable attacks this  little mud-hole of yours?"

Just them Scootaloo came running into the room. "Applebloom, some giant thing is headed toward the farm!"

"Ha. Quantum one, Applebloom seven. Wait, that's not right."

"Neh, that's about the smartest thing I heard this version of you say."

"I spent a creating this OC, character design, personality, background. I can draw this pony in my sleep, quite literally. I was going to give her, her own story then I thought, why  not test her out on this one and see how it plays out, and It's a excuse to finish this one. Yay motivation :D I'll finish this story by the...wait Season 3 is this weekend. Okay fuck this story, time to make a assload of snacks, that I won't eat :3