Two months past, since Legends returned from Equestria. Many things happened: new Legend, Loba - translocating thief, appeared and now fighting with Revenant; because he killed her parents; the giant skull on the King's canyon was destroyed; leviathans left King's canyon; etc. Let's visit our Legends. They were doing their usual things: Bloodhound was sharpening her knife, Gibraltar - sitting on the couch, Lifeline - repairing her D.O.C., Pathfinder - chatting with Wattson, Wraith - listening to her voice, Bangalore - doing exercises, Caustic - doing chemistry, Mirage - reading about himself and his popularity, Octane - watching his videos, Crypto - sitting at his table, Revenant - playing with his sphere, Loba - writing something in her diary. Suddenly the ship shook a little and Mirage asked:
"What was that?"
"Maybe a meteor." Legends looked around waiting for another shake, but nothing happened. They returned to their businesses. Suddenly Wraith heard the voice: "Be careful. Anomaly." Wraith turned around and saw in illuminator the big rift which was pulling the ship into it.
"Alarm! Turn on the engines on the full speed!" commanded Wraith. Bangalore, having the experience, instantly ran to the control panel and began pushing the buttons. Meanwhile, everyone prepared for the worse, while Mirage was...shaking and hugged his legs. Wraith rolled her eyes and looked at the rift, which now was closer.
"Engines are on the maximum speed!" shouted Bangalore.
"It doesn't help!" shouted back Wraith. Soon the ship got in the rift, which then disappeared. The whole ship was in complete darkness.
"Ou, who just touched my ass?" asked Loba.
"Oops, it's me," said Mirage, receiving the slap from her.
"Ouch. That's hurt." Suddenly the ship began shaking again and Mirage yelped. When the lights turned on, Mirage opened his eyes and saw that he was hugging... Revenant. Simulacrum glared at Mirage who released him and backed away, giving an innocent smile. Others smirked and tried to not laugh. Suddenly Bangalore asked:
"So, where are we?" Crypto looked at the computer and tapped something. Soon he answered:
"We are in the galaxy 6913."
"Can you explain on the normal language?" asked Mirage. Crypto sighed and said:
"Outlands are far away from us. 10 light-years." Legends looked at each other with a worried look.
"Does this galaxy have a life?" asked Caustic.
"Let me check." Crypto tapped something at the computer and after a few seconds he answered:
"Our scanners detected the planet with the necessary conditions for life. It's here." Crypto pointed to the illuminator. Everyone looked and saw a planet that looked inhabited.
"Let's see how smart is the population on this planet," said Revenant playing with his sphere.
"No. We won't kill anyone unless they attack first," claimed Lifeline, receiving the glare from the robot. Soon the ship entered the atmosphere of the planet and began heading to the ground.
Everfree forest
"Wow, the night sky is very beautiful," said Sunset looking at the sky and lying on the blanket.'
"Yes. I agree with you," said Twilight. Main 7 were lying on their blankets and looking at the sky. But Applejack noticed Pinkie who was having the pessimistic look. She asked:
"Hey, sugar cube, what happened?" asked Applejack. Pinkie looked at her and said:
"Ou nothing. Just we didn't have new people in our town for so long."
"Hey, girls! Look!" shouted Rarity pointing to the sky. Everyone looked up and saw a falling star.
"Ou, a falling star! Make a wish," said Rainbow Dash.
"I wish we had new friends," wished Pinkie.
"Um, I don't think that this is a falling star," said Twilight. Girls looked at the sky and were surprised to see that star changed her trajectory.
"Strange," said Sunset.
"Ou ou, maybe it's UFO. <Gasp>, my wish fulfilled!" shouted Pinkie. Suddenly girls noticed that star was moving...right at them.
"Run!" Everyone ran in random directions. Soon the star fell on the ground and left the big track behind itself. Girls peeked up from their covers and looked at the track, which was leading to...Everfree Camp.
"Quick! We need to check the camp!" commanded Sunset. Soon girls were on their destination and made a sigh of relief when they saw that star landed near the river. When girls approached it, they were shocked to see...the space ship. Suddenly Pinkie approached it and shouted:
"Welcome to Ponyville!" shouted Pinkie. Rainbow Dash quickly dragged her friend to others and said:
"Pinkie, are you out of your mind!? We don't even know if they are friendly!" Suddenly they heard the hiss. Girls turned around and saw that the door opened and saw...robot. It had a blue color and one eye. In the chest, it had a monitor with a yellow smiley face. It noticed the girls and said:
"Hi." Robot waved his hand. Girls screamed and ran away, while the robot's monitor showed question mark and it said:
"Did I say something wrong?" Meanwhile, everyone heard the explosion and went outside, where they were met by Main 7. They were shouting about aliens, robots, making friends with them, fighting with them, etc. Until Principal Celestia didn't show up. She silenced everyone and asked:
"What was that explosion?"
"It's aliens! They are here to be friends!" answered Pinkie. Celestia facepalmed and asked Twilight:
"What was that?" Twilight said:
"I don't know, but we saw a spaceship." Celestia gave a questionable look at her and asked:
"Where?"
"It's near the river, we need-"
"Throw them the welcome party!"
"Pinkie, we don't know if that thing is friendly!"
"Which thing?" asked Flash Sentry.
"It was a robot. He was very friendly."
"Why do you think, it's friendly?"
"Because he said 'Hi' and waved to us."
"Okay, everyone. Calm down. Let's just go and check it." Everybody agreed and headed to the ship, but...didn't find it. Main 7 was speechless.
"Um, so, where is it?" asked Flash.
"B-but it was there. It was there, I swear!" shouted Twilight. Sunset approached Twilight and said:
"I think they just flew away. Don't worry about this." Twilight relaxed a little and smiled. But still, the ship was there. And the track is evidence.
Few minutes ago
"So, Path. Found something?" asked Wraith.
"Yes, I found humans. They were girls. About 18 years."
"Wow, I really should see them. Are they beautiful?" asked Mirage.
"Well, I don't know your standards," answered Pathfinder. Suddenly Crypto said:
"No. We won't attract any attention. Now we must fly from this planet."
"Yeah, but there is one problem," said Wraith looking at the screen.
"Which problem?" asked Caustic.
"I have two news. Bad and Good. From which I should begin?"
"Bad."
"Our engine was damaged because of landing."
"Now what is good news?"
"We can fly, but can't leave the atmosphere of this planet. Also, we have a 'disguise' program," said Bangalore.
"So what are we waiting for? Let's hide somewhere," said Wattson. Soon the ship became invisible and flew in the random direction.
Author's Note
I have a question. Which legend I should buy first: Octane, Wattson or Loba
Next day
Main 7 was sitting on the bus and driving to the Canterlot High with other students. They still were thinking about what happened yesterday. They saw, with their own eyes, the robot who could talk and understand them. They saw the big-ass ship and now it disappeared.
"How do you think, maybe they left the planet?" asked Rarity.
"Ou, I didn't even throw them the welcome party," said Pinkie.
"Well, at least we won't be captured by them," said Rainbow Dash. Soon girls were in school and everyone headed to their classes.
After 4 lessons
Girls gathered in the hall and began discussing their usual stuff. Suddenly they were interrupted by the unknown voice.
"Hey, baby. Good looking. Nice dress. You look pretty." Girls peeked from the corner and saw a man in a strange costume and hairstyle. He was wearing orange glasses on his forehead. Then he looked at Derpy and said:
"Cute eyes." Derpy's eyes widened and she blushed. Then a man approached girls and Pinkie said:
"Hi! I am Pinkie Pie, but you can call me Pinkie." The man looked at her and said:
"Well, babe. I am Elliot Witt, but you can call me Mirage."
"Why are you called Mirage?"
"Because of THAT!" With those words, Mirage created the decoy who pointed at girls and said:
"Nice clothes, ladies." Main 7's jaws dropped. Suddenly Twilight began asking Mirage:
"Wow! That's so interesting! Which kind of technologies did you use? Holographic modules or-" Mirage began snoring, then he 'woke up' and said:
"What? Oh, sorry? I just don't understand half of what you said." Rainbow Dash giggled, while Twilight glared at him. Suddenly Mirage pulled out the phone and said:
"Say cheese."
"Cheese," said Pinkie. Click Mirage took a selfie and looked at his phone.
"Nice shot."
"Oh, do you have friends?"
"Of course." With those words, Mirage pulled out the photo and showed it to girls. There were people in strange costumes. Suddenly the girls saw him. Robot. Blue one-eyed robot.
"Wait? Are you an alien!?" shouted Pinkie.
"Well, no. I am human like you."
"So, you don't know this robot?" asked Sunset pointing to the blue robot.
"Oh, that's Pathfinder. But sometimes we call him Marvin."
"Wait, are you here to take over our world?" shouted Pinkie.
"Yes! I am here to take over your world." Mirage came closer to girls and whispered:
"Especially cutie's hearts." Suddenly he said:
"Wait, that's means I will take over every girl's heart in this school. I mean...every girl here is beautiful. I saw a girl with crossed eyes, but she is still cute." Derpy, who was listening to them, blushed more. "Okay, I am kidding. I won't take over your world, but I will still try to take over your hearts." Mirage winked, then...another Mirage appeared and pointed to Mirage 1 and said:
"Oh yeah, you will be in every girl's dream, handsome."
"Oh, thanks."
"You are very cool and stunning," said the third Mirage.
"Oh, you are flattering to me." Meanwhile, girls were dumbfounded. Suddenly Sunset said:
"Alright, he is the smartest guy or just an idiot."
"I am more inclined to the second option," said Applejack.
"Oh, sorry girls. I forgot about you."
"Why are you here?" asked Twilight.
"Oh, I am here because I want to spend a night or two with a beautiful lady." Girls blushed.
"So, who will be the lady who will-"
"For God's sake, please shut up!" shouted Rarity. Everyone looked at her. She sighed and said:
"Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but seriously, shut up."
"Oh okay. I will just find a lady to have dinner with." Mirage headed to the random direction. Suddenly he stopped and turned to girls.
"Hey, Smart dress. If you want to find a boyfriend, I recommend you that guy. He is the second smartest guy here. After me." Mirage winked and left. Girls turned around and saw a teen, who was wearing the white coat. Some spots were green. He had a case on his back and looked around. Pinkie gasped and quickly approached him and put the hand on his shoulder.
"Hi, I am Pinkie-" Suddenly teen turned around and took Pinkie in a police grab.
"Ou ou. Easy, I just wanted to say 'hello'." The teen looked at Pinkie when suddenly Rainbow Dash shouted:
"Hey, if you hurt my friends, you will deal with me!" Teen released Pinkie and pushed her away. Rainbow Dash charged at him, but he made hooking and she fell on the floor. She wanted to get up, but a teen put his foot on her chest.
"You are either ready, or you are an idiot." Teen got off his foot from Rainbow Dash and walked away, while girls helped to Rainbow Dash.
"What a rude ruffian!" claimed Rarity.
"Yeah!" agreed Rainbow Dash.
Meanwhile in principal's cabinet
Principal Celestia had rough days this week. She sighed and put her head on the table. Luna, the vice-principal, approached her and said:
"Okay, sis. You worked hard these days. You need some break." Celestia lifted her head and looked at Luna.
"Thanks, sister, but I need to be in school. I can't leave."
"No worries, you just need to find a replacement."
"But we don't have enough money. Who is stupid enough to work as a principal for free?" Luna sighed and gave up.
"At least eat some cake. Here, your favorite." Luna passed to Celestia a plate with a piece of chocolate cake. Celestia smiled and said:
"Thanks, sis." Celestia took a fork and ate the cake. Suddenly the door opened and revealed the man with orange glasses.
"Oh hey there. I heard that you need someone who will work for free. So, your answer is here." Mirage pointed to himself. Sisters looked at each other and Celestia said:
"Can you please leave us for 1 minute?"
"As you say, nice butt." Celestia blushed and Mirage exited the room.
"See. Our problem is solved."
"Yeah, but are you sure about this?"
"C'mon, sis. You will take only one day off." Celestia thought a little and sighed.
"Okay, you won." Luna cheered and said to Mirage to enter the room.
"You are accepted."
"Cool, but.."
"But what?"
"Principal will go on date with me." Celestia coughed and shouted:
"What!? Are you out of-" Suddenly Luna poked her and whispered:
"C'mon, sis. Only one date. And maybe, he will be your prince." Celestia blushed and sighed in defeat.
"Okay, deal," she said.
"Cool," said Mirage.
