Spiders and Darkness: The Friendship Games

by Wolf-Spider

Chapter 3: Pizza Time!

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After school, Ishi headed home with Sayori. Ishi knocks on the door and his mother, Misako Masoto. She had yellow eyes, white skin, brown hair, a ponytail, grey shirt and a yellow tie.

"Hi Mom"! Ishi said with a smile.

"Hi, Sweetie! Hi Sayori! How was school"? Misako asked the kids.

"It was great, Mrs.Masoto! Ishi and Twilight got to join the Literature Club that I'm in" Sayori answered.

"A literature club? I didn't know you were into reading, Ishimaru".

"Mom. You've seen me read my comic books in my room. It counts".

Misako chuckles at that comment.

"Whatever you say, sweetie".

"Actually, I gotta go get something in town right now, I'll be back, soon. Can you call or pizza and I'll pay for it when I get back"?

"Sure. I'll keep Sayori company".

"Thanks, Mom. I'll be back, soon".

Ishi runs off as Sayori says to herself "That is one strange boy".


Five Hours later on the other side of town, a little girl was on a motorbike and looks like she's in a hurry. She had orange hair, green eyes, had a pizza helmet on her head and country clothing on. The young girl looked at a news jumbotron that showed a picture of the spider like hero being called a menace. That annoyed her a little bit. But then she hears something else.

"Megan! MEGAN"!!

The girl known as Megan snaps out of it to see a man in front of her.

"nononono-stop! STOP"! the man shouted.

Megan stops the bike in just the right time.

"Megan, you're late, again! Always late"!

"I-I'm sorry, Mr.Aziz. My...alarm broke again" Megan replied.

"The alarm. I swear, you need to get a new one. What am I gonna have to tell your mom" Mr.Aziz replied with annoyed. "Come on. Twenty one minutes ago, incomes order. Misako Masoto. Double pepperoni with italian sausage. In eight minutes, I am defaulting on Joe's Twenty Nine Minute Garantee! Then not only will I not be revieing NO money for the pizza, BUT I will lose the customer forever"!

"Why don't you send Derpy"?

"Derpy's dealing with another important order, right now. Look, you're my only hope. Alright? You HAVE to make it in time....look...I'm sorry, Megan. I know you just turned sixeteen a year ago and your mom got you this just. You're a sweet girl. But you're just not dependable. This is your last chance. You have to go forty two blocks in seven and one half minutes, or your ass is fired".

"Um...language, Mr.Aziz".

"sorry and GO"!


Megan was in a hurry! She has eight minutes to deliver that pizza to the other side of town or else she's fired?! How is she gonna get there in Eight minutes?! But before she could think of anything, she finds a truck near a building that doesn't belong there. She's been around the block a few times and she knows what vheicles come in and come out. She gets suspicious. She parks right next to the trucks and heads inside the building while also carrying the pizza in her hands. Don't want anyone to steal it behind her back. Once she makes it inside the building, she hears voices.

"I told you that the cops would buy that fire trick a few blocks away"!

"But that STILL will lead them right to us since we made a trail full of TACO CRUMS"!1!

"Why are you blaming me? Those tacos were getting soggy! I had to eat them"!

Megan kinda chuckled at that last part. Did they really leave a trale of taco crums? She would pay money to see that. But now she heard enough and decided to step out of the shadows to reveal herself.

"HOLD IT" She shouts at the thugs "YOU GIRLS ARE UNDER ARREST"!

The thugs look at her funny until the one with the orange, puffy hair asked "What are you? Night Security in training"?

"Well, Actaully no. I'm a....pizza delivery" Megan replied.

The thugs chuckled as the purple haird thug said "look kid. You might want to run along before you get hurt".

The blue haird thug and purple haird thug walked up to Megan but as she sat the pizza aside, she superkicks both of them in the face, kicks the blue haird lady in the chest, trips the purple haird lady with a swoop kick and kicks the blue haird lady one more time in the face.

"See you next 'fall'. hehe" Megan said to the thugs with a pun.

The orange haired lady got annoyed and ran up to her to deliver a swing. But Megan ducked to deliver to kicks on the back of her head, swoop kicks her, kicks her in the stomach then knocks her out with a superkick to the face.

"...Uhh....did I mentioned that I studied martial arts"? Megan asked the unconcious thugs.

Just then, some strange black stuff started to swarm across the three thugs, growing bigger. Just then, the black stuff moved away from the thugs and acros the floor and something was forging out of the black stuff. A hand comes out of the ground and a hundred follow. Megan steps back as a bunch on little black monsters began to appear.

"Um...Help"? Megan asked but nobody was around.

Suddenly, Megan feels something touch her shoulder, it was webbing. She turns around to see a man in a black and red spider suit. It was that spider guy!

"Hang on, kid. Funnel Web is here to take care of this"! the spider guy said, calling himself Funnel Web.

Funnel Web yanks Megan towards her, webbing her up to a wall and leaves her. He then jumps into battle as he throws a box at one of the monsters. But it didn't work. He then tries jumping into the air and tries to shoot some impact webbing.

But it still didn't work and the creature hits him right in the face, specifically, his left eye. He starts to question on how he can take down these creatures. Suddenly, a light starts to beam from his hand, blinding the monsters and himself. When he looks at his hand, he sees that he's holding what appears to be a key-like sword. It had a red handle, a black blade and a heart-shaped tip.

"What is this thing"? Funnel Web asks himself.

But before he could ask himself anymore questions, one of the black monsters jumps at him. Funnel Web reacted fast and swinged the sword at it. The monster disappeared and a heart-shaped orb flew out of it. Funnel Web starts getting the idea and gets to slashing. He slashes a monster from left to right. Funnel Web was striking anything that my god moves. There was last one left. So he kicks the monster in the stomach, grabs it by the shoulders and pulls a Stone Cold Stunner to distract it and slashes it to oblivion.

"And that's the bottom line, 'Cause Funnel Web said so"! Funnel Web said to himself.

After that, the sword disappears, leaving the hero in confusion. But before he could question anything, he realizes that he still left the little girl on the wall, webbed up.

"Oops! sorry about that, kid" Funnel Web said in embarrasment while getting the kid off the wall.

Megan drops to the ground and looks up at excitment.

"Y-you're...the Spectacular Funnel-Web"!!! Megan said in excitment as she shakes Funnel Web's hand. "I'm a huge fan, sir"!

"That's great kid. And look...what you did was brave. But next time, leave the fighting to the pros, ok"?

"Y-yes sir...and...thanks...oh shoot! I forgot that I'm supposed to be delivering this pizza" Megan relizes.

"Tell me the address. Maybe I can help".

Megan whipers into Funnel Web's ear the address.

"Really? That's not very far. You just have to......actually, hop on my back. I know a shortcut".

"Really"?

"Yeah"!


Later on, Funnel Web swings by the neighorhood just in time.

"Thank you sir, this means a lot to me" Megan said with a smile.

"Hey, don't mention it...uh...".

"Megan. Megan Williams"!

"Well, I hope to see you around, Megan"

Funnel Web swings off and Megan heads straight to the address. As soon as she makes it, she knocks on the door and Ishi opens the door.

"Yeah" Ishi asks Megan.

"Pizza time"! Megan replies.

Ishi looks at his watch and says with a smile "Right on time"!

Megan sighs in relief as Ishi pays for the pizza. He also pays an extra five dollars as a tip and them Megan gives him the pizza. Megan suddenly notices Ishi's black eye.

"Thanks sir" megan says as she leaves the address.

"Was that.......Nah! It would be too easy" Megan thought to herself as she thought that the kid was Funnel Web because of the black eye.


Ishi was on his bed, eating a slice of pizza while trying to think of a poem for tomorrow.

"Come on, Ishi. Think"! Ishi says to himself. "If you can't write a simple poem, then you are just trash"!

It took him a few minutes but suddenly....

"I got it"! Ishi said as a light in his lamp lit up and he begins to write him poem for tomorrow.

To Be Continued......

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