Sunday

Randal rubbed his eyes and yawned. He got up from his bed and said:

"Uh, now what will I do? I can just walk in the streets because Twilight can notice me and I can't just sit there. I am completely bored." With those words, he began thinking. Suddenly he noticed a hat on the wall and he came up with an idea. He wore it and said:

"In this disguise, no one will recognize me." He opened the door and headed to the city. He was hiding his face under the hat, but it was making the walking uncomfortable because Randal didn't see a damn thing. Suddenly he bumped into something and fell to the ground.

"Ou. What the?" Randal lifted the edge of the hat and saw a building with a sign 'Carousel Boutique'. Randal took a look at the building and noticed that it was looking like a carousel.

"Hmm, it looks like owners of this place didn't bother themselves with the name," said Randal. He decided to take a look inside and entered the building. He was met by mannequins with clothes, sewing instruments, the smell of perfume, etc. Typical woman's place. Then he saw a white mare with a violet mane, who was sewing the suit. Randal decided to not interrupt her and began looking at the suits. To his surprise, the suits were very good and fashionable, even Randal didn't know about fashion at all. He began wearing hats and looking at yourself in the mirror.

"Excuse me, sir. What are you doing?"

"Agh!" Randal jumped and turned around. He saw a mare, who was sewing previously.

"Shit, lady. Don't do that again!"

"Do what?"

"Scaring me like this. I nearly had a heart attack."

"Sorry about this, sir. My name is Rarity and I am the owner of the boutique. Do you want something?"

"Nah, just walking around because I am bored. No worries, I am leaving now. Bye." With those words, Randal wore his hat and headed to the exit. However, he felt that he was lifted in the air. He looked around and saw that Rarity was using her magic.

"No way I will let you go in such horrible outfit."

"What the matter with my jacket?"

"It's so dirty and unfashionable. Especially with such a terrible hat." With those words, Rarity undressed Randal and began measuring him.

"Um, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to sew you the new suit which will perfectly suit you."

"You know, I would prefer my old jacket." Rarity's eyes widened and she shouted:

"What!? This is a crime against fashion. What did you find in this...mysterious jacket?" Rarity silenced and began inspecting the jacket. Something caught her attention. She looked inside one of the pockets and found...a ring.

"Wow. What a beautiful ring. Are you getting married?" asked Rarity looking at the ring. Randal took a look at it and recognized it. His eyes widened and he quickly grabbed the ring.

"Nope. It's just...a a gift. So, don't touch." Rarity was smiling and began slowly approaching Randal, saying:

"May I take a look at this precious ring again?" Randal understood that mare was under the control of the ring.

"No. And thanks for everything, but I need to go."

"No! My precious!" Rarity jumped onto Randal, who yelped and ran to the exit. When he was outside, he flew in the sky and headed in a random direction. Soon he noticed that mare didn't follow him and sighed in relief. Suddenly the rock flew near him and he saw that Rarity was trying to knock down him with crystals. He quickly flew to the farm and began searching for a hiding spot. Randal saw a house on the tree. He got inside and locked the door. He breathed heavily and peeked out from his cover. Rarity began searching for him, but she didn't come up with an idea to go inside the treehouse.

"Phew."

"Um.." Randal turned around and saw three little fillies who were sitting around the table. The first one was yellow, the second one - white, the third one - orange. After an awkward silence the yellow filly said:

"Hi, mister. My name is Applebloom. That's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Can I ask you what are you doing here?"

"I am hiding from the crazy mare who wants to make me wear stupid clothes." The white one said:

"Oh, that's my sister, Rarity. Sorry for her. She can be a little carried away with fashion."

"I understood that when she tried to knock me down with rocks." Suddenly the orange filly asked:

"What is that?" Randal looked down and saw the ring that was lying on the floor. Then he looked at fillies who were starring at it with a smile.

"Shit." Rarity was searching for Randal everywhere. Soon she found nothing, but remembered the CMC's treehouse and decided to check it. When she approached the door, it suddenly opened and Randal ran away. Rarity yelped got out of his way. Then he noticed CMC who was following him with words:

"Cutie Mark Crusaders Ring Collectors!"

'Ring!' thought Rarity. She smiled and began running after them. Soon Randal hid in the dark alley and got into the trash can, while his followers ran near him. He peeked out from his cover and sighed in relief.

"Phew, that was pretty close." Randal came out of his cover and headed to the random direction. He was hiding in shadows to avoid any unpleasant meetings. Soon he was in the market. There were many stands with different goods, products, etc. Suddenly Randal came up with a stupid idea to steal something (he's a kleptomaniac for fuck sake). He noticed a stand with apples and saw his owner. Orange mare in a cowboy hat. When she turned around, Randal quickly approached the stand and grabbed a few apples. He walked away whistling the song, while mare didn't even notice him. Randal took a seat on the bench and began eating his trophies. After lunch, he noticed that something was wrong. Then he saw that everyone was starring at him. He gulped and asked:

"Um, something wrong?" One of the ponies said:

"You have a good ring." After a sudden realization, Randal sighed and said:

"Why the hell did I get up from the bed?"

Lyra's house

Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, Octavia, and Vinyl Scratch were sitting at the table and playing the poker.

"Check."

"Check."

"Check."

"Check."

"All-in." Everyone looked at Lyra who had more chips. Everybody moaned and said in unison:

"Fold." Lyra smiled and grabbed all chips. Octavia got up and asked Bonbon:

"Sweetie, can I ask you? How does Lyra always win in this game?" Bonbon rubbed her eyes and said:

"You know, I gave up one month ago." Suddenly the door opened and revealed Randal who was breathing heavily and fell to the ground. Lyra gasped and quickly approached him.

"What happened?" Randal looked at her and said:

"I am cursed." With those words, he fell asleep, leaving everyone in the room dumbfounded.

Monday

Randal woke up in the morning and yawned.

"Shit, yesterday was really terrible. The whole town was running after me to get this stupid ring. Oh God, why it's happening to me?" Then he heard that someone was going down from the second floor. It was Lyra who was holding the bag with...hand. Randal rubbed his eyes and looked at her again.

"Not a dream," he said. Lyra looked at him and said:

"Good morning. What happened?"

"Um, from where the hell did this hand appear?" asked Randal pointing to the hand. Lyra looked at it and said:

"Ou. That's my magic arm. I use it sometimes for many things." Randal smirked and said:

"Yeah. I guess what you use it. Anyway, where are you going?" Lyra gave him a questionable look and said:

"Did you forget? Today is Monday and today the portal to the human world will be open. We must head to the Castle of Friendship." Randal said:

"Ah, I forgot about it. Okay, move out."

"BTW, what happened to you yesterday?"

"Did you remember my story how I stuck in time?" Lyra nodded.

"Well, this stupid magic ring somehow ended up in my pocket and the mysterious aura around it was attracting ponies like valerian attracts cats. Barely ran away."

"Wow, can I look at it?"

"No. I don't want another run."

"Alright." Both prepared everything and headed to the castle. Mostly, they were walking in the shadows to not capture any attention. Soon they were in front of the castle.

"Alright. Prepare for the fly." With those words, Randal hugged Lyra around the waist and lifted her in the air.

"Um, nothing love. Okay?" Lyra blushed and said:

"Okay." Randal flew into the open window and put Lyra on the floor.

"So, we are inside. Where is the mirror?" asked Lyra. Randal coughed and pointed to the mirror near the door to the lab. Lyra yelped and quickly approached it.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I will be in the-" Randal shut her mouth and whispered:

"Shh, someone can hear us." Lyra nodded and Randal released her mouth. She touched the mirror and fell that it was like water. Lyra took a breath and jumped into it. Randal backed away and jumped into it too.

Canterlot High

Canterlot High. The high educational facility for teens, where Main 7 was studying. Main 7 is a human version of Main 6, but it has one more member, who tried to take over the world but was defeated by Princess Twilight. It was Sunset Shimmer. She was forgiven for her acts, but still, some people avoid her. Main 7 was chatting near the statue, which is a portal to Equestria.

"...then she said that my clothes were unfashionable," told Rarity to her friends, who were listening to her carefully. Suddenly they heard the voice:

"Girls! Check this out!" Everyone turned to the voice to see Pinkie Pie who was dragging...an old man. He was wearing pink sandals, blue torn in some spots jeans, a brown T-shirt and a green jacket. Main 7, especially Rarity shrugged because of him.

"Pinkie, who is this?" asked Twilight pointing to an old man.

"This is a sage! He is telling a lot of wise stuff."

"Pinkie, he is a bum. Dirty, smelly bum," said Rainbow Dash. Suddenly the old man said:

"Ehem, ehem...You know I can hear you, right?" Main 7 looked at the bum and Fluttershy asked:

"Who are you?"

"I am a bum. Didn't your friend just say that? But I also a businessman. Interested in a retching cat?"

"No, thanks." Suddenly Rarity began sniffing and claimed:

"Uh, he is also drunk!"

"Drunken people always tell the truth. If you say I'm a drunk bum that says he's not a bum but really he is... wouldn't that be paradoxical?"

"Wow. That was...interesting. Wait, I don't get it but I will." With those words, Pinkie began to massage her temples, while Main 7 was looking at bum with a confusion.

"Okay, maybe you could surprise Pinkie, but you amaze us," said Sunset.

"Seeing a person from another world is an amazing thing. I am sure that you know it."

"I don't get it."

"I know who are you. You aren't from this world. You are from another dimension, which is similar to this but with some differences." Those words made everyone's eyes to widen and Sunset asked:

"How do you know it!?"

"I am an oracle. I know many things. Besides, I can even tell the future," said bum taking another sip from the bottle.

"Really? C'mon, tell us something," said skeptically Twilight.

"Once upon, I sent the guy into another world, but soon he will return, but not alone. He will be with someone who will be with him for the rest of his life. The love between two different species from different worlds, will it bring peace or war?" told bum.

"Did you take it from a TV show?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"No. Us bums don't watch romances."

"Aha! You just gave away yourself!" shouted Rainbow Dash.

"BTW, how do you know that Sunset isn't from this world?" asked Sci-Twilight.

"They said a little knowledge is a dangerous thing... but what of man who possesses too much knowledge? If knowledge is power and power corrupts, how will humankind ever survive?"

"You know, I am a little fed up with your phrases from TV shows," said Applejack.

"Listen. I know your problem."

"Really?"

"You haven't had a boyfriend for long and you sometimes feel an emptiness," said bum.

"My personal life doesn't concern you!"

"I just said my opinion. BTW, the guy about who I was talking about will be there.." Bum lifted his hand and after few seconds lowered it with the word: "Now." Suddenly the portal near the statue appeared out of nowhere and girls heard the scream. Then they saw a teenager who fell from the portal to the ground. He was wearing a gray jacket, a white T-shirt, blue jeans with a belt and red sneakers. The boy moaned and his legs.

"Uh, what the? Haha! I am back!" Suddenly he was tackled to the ground by another figure from the portal. It was a girl with a pale light grayish cyan hair with white highlights, light aquamarine skin, pink T-Shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers. She got up on her legs and said:

"Oh, what happen-" Suddenly she looked at her arms and began investigating her body. Her smile became wider and she shouted:

"I have hands!" She began jumping on boy, who was saying 'Ouch' every time when girl jumped in him.

"Ouch! Stop it! Ouch!" Girl looked down and noticed boy. She innocently smiled and said:

"Sorry. Wait, why did you exit the portal first, if I entered it before you?"

"No idea. I don't understand this portal crap." Randal got up on his legs and said:

"Now we need to-" He stopped when he looked at Lyra. She had a slim body, D-size boobs and a nice ass.

"Holy fuck, man! You are sexy!" shouted Randal. Lyra blushed and said:

"Thanks, I think."

"You are cursed!" Randal turned around and saw him. Bum.

Author's Note

Who put 2 dislikes on all my stories?