Obsessed and sociopath

The stallion woke up and rubbed his head.

"Ugh. What the weird dream? I was a ho-" The stallion looked at his surroundings. It was a room with many cages with birds inside. Also, there were flowers, trays, etc. Also, he noticed the picture on the table. It illustrated mare with a rabbit. Randal recognized mare as this one from the forest.

"No. It was in reality," said the stallion. He got up on his hooves. It took him a few minutes to learn how to walk on them. Then he walked into another room, which was the kitchen. He looked inside the shelves and found only fruits & vegetables.

"Vegans," said the stallion. Suddenly he heard that someone was going down from upstairs. Stallion began looking for the hiding spot. Meanwhile, mare entered the living room and saw that the couch was empty. She began looking around and saw some tracks on the floor, which were leading the kitchen. When she entered it, she saw that some of the shelves were open. Suddenly she saw that tracks were heading to the...table. She slightly lowered her head and saw that her guest was hiding under it. If someone was watching it, s/he will facepalm because of his stupidness. She approached the table and said:

"Um, hello." Stallion yelped, jumped, and received another headache because he hit the table with his head when he jumped. He rubbed his head and quickly ran out of the table. He grabbed the chair with his hooves (hell knows how he did it) and shouted:

"Okay. I have a chair and I won't be scared to use it!" Fluttershy backed away and said:

"Please calm down. You need to calm down."

"Where the fuck am I?"

"You are in my house."

"I mean the place."

"Equestria. I found you in the Everfree forest. Please lower the chair." The stallion thought a little and put the chair on the floor.

"Okay, but who are you? What are you?"

"My name is Fluttershy. I am Pegasus like you." The stallion was confused. 'Like me? What she is talking-' Suddenly he saw that his jacket was missing and he saw wings on his back.

"Ou. Okay. My name is Randal."

"Nice to meet you, Randal."

"Thanks, never heard that from anyone."

"Why? How ponies are greeting you?"

"Ponies?" asked Randal. Suddenly he realized. If there is a one talking pony, it means that there are more of them. He said: "Well, most of them are don't pay attention to me. But sometimes they say something like 'Hey moron' or 'Over here jackass' or 'Cut the shit and open the door' or-"

"Okay, I understood," said Fluttershy blushing because of language.

"Why anypony would insult you?"

"Well, I maybe did something to them in the past. That's why they hate me. But I did those things because of beer."

"I understood that because of your cutie mark."

"Cutie what?" Fluttershy was surprised to hear that the pony didn't know what cutie mark means.

"You don't know what means cutie mark?"

"Yeah. It's clear because I said 'cutie what'."

"Well, there are signs on your flank. It shows your special talent."

"Special talent? Well, maybe logical. I began drinking the beer since when I was 10 years old. I had many adventures because of it."

"Like what?"

"Well, I have a best friend with whom I drink the beer. His name is Matt. I remember how I woke up on the ship, which was leading to another country. When I came back, Matt said that he sold me for the crate of fruits. It was funny. Also, when we were riding on the car, Matt accidentally fell from it and some of his skin was torn off. He still doesn't have it on some spots." Fluttershy gasped and covered her mouth with a hoof.

"It's so horrible."

"Yeah, but still it was funny. For me, maybe. Anyway, do you know where is Earth?"

"What is Earth?"

"It's my home. My planet."

"Are you an alien?"

"Like in those sci-fi movies about aliens who lay eggs in your body? Nope. I am human." Fluttershy shrugged because of the answer, but then said:

"Human? Hmm, wait, I think I know who can help you. Maybe."

"Really? Cool. Can you lead me to him?"

"It's actually her. But now you should lay down on the couch. You had a light trauma and you need bed rest."

"All I need its drink."

"I will give you the water."

"Do you have any beer?"

"No. You don't have to drink the beer, especially when you have a trauma," claimed Fluttershy.

"Uh, okay. Give me the water."

"Okay. Now come to the couch." Randal exited the kitchen and lied down on the couch. Soon Fluttershy approached and gave to him the glass of water. Randal drank it and gave the empty glass to Fluttershy. Soon she said:

"I am off for shopping. Bye."

"Bye." With those words Fluttershy came out of the cottage, leaving Randal alone. After a few minutes of looking at the ceiling, he fell bored.

"Nah damn. They don't even have a TV. How do they spend their time?" he said. Suddenly he saw that he was watched by the little rabbit. It was looking at him with a suspicious look. Randal looked at him and asked:

"What?" Rabbit made a gesture 'I am watching you' and ran to the kitchen.

"Ugh. Stupid animals." Suddenly some mud flew to his face. He wiped out it and saw that rabbit was holding the mud.

"Okay. Now you will get what you deserve." With those words, Randal grabbed the pillow and threw it into the rabbit. The cushion hit him, but he recovered and threw another clod of mud.

Meanwhile

Fluttershy was observing the food stashes and looking for fresh vegetables. She put something in the basket and headed to the cashbox. Suddenly she bumped into someone.

"Oh sorry, my bad." Fluttershy saw a mint unicorn mare with an image of harp on her flank.

"Oh hello, Lyra. Again sorry for this."

"No worries, I just was wondering what I should buy. Do you need any help?"

"No...But, you know, I have a problem. And I think you can solve this."

"What is the problem?"

"Follow me. I will tell you everything." With those words, both mares headed to the cashbox.