Obsessed and sociopath

"So what's your problem again?" asked Lyra to Fluttershy. They just came out of the shop and headed to the cottage.

"Well. Today I was collecting the flowers in the Everfree forest. Suddenly I saw the stallion who was running from the manticore. I said to manticore to leave the stallion alone. When I turned to the stallion, he hit his head into the tree and fell unconscious. I picked him up and dragged to my house. When he woke up, he told that he is a human." Lyra gasped and pounced on Fluttershy with questions.

"He is a human? How did he look? What does he eat? What-" Fluttershy put her hoof to Lyra's mouth.

"Lyra, calm down." Lyra got off Fluttershy and said:

"Sorry, I just too excited to hear that! I will meet the human! What is his name?"

"Randal." While both were speaking, they had already approached the cottage. Suddenly they heard that something ceramic fell to the floor and broke. Mares looked at each other and opened the door. They saw a total mess: mud on the floor, cages lying everywhere and Randal was fighting with...Angel. Randal quickly approached Angel and grabbed him.

"Aha! Gotcha! Interesting, how is rabbit's meat tasting like?" Suddenly Fluttershy shouted:

"Stop it!" Everyone looked at her. She used her stare on Randal and Angel. The rabbit quickly began feeling guilty, while Randal was looking at her with a questionable look. After a few seconds he asked:

"Um. Are you trying to take over my brain or something like that?" Fluttershy was shocked to see that her stare didn't work on him. She backed away and said:

"My stare. It didn't work on you."

"Your what?"

"The stare. Fluttershy's trick. She uses it in critical cases. When she stares at somepony, s/he began feeling guilty," explained Lyra.

"Uh, okay. But who are you?" asked Randal putting Angel on the floor.

"My name is Lyra Heartstrings."

"Randal." Suddenly Lyra yelped and tackled him to the ground.

"Are you a human? What do you eat? Which technologies you have? Can you use magic? How it feels to have hands?" asked Lyra. Randal was dumbfounded by this. He looked at Fluttershy, who made a gesture 'Sorry'. Randal looked back to Lyra and said:

"So, are you the human expert there?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I will answer your questions. But I have two conditions."

"Okay. What do you want?" asked Lyra with a smile.

"Firstly, get off me."

"Oh sorry." Lyra got off Randal. He got up on his hooves and said:

"Secondly, do you have any beer?"

"Of course."

"Cool. What are we waiting for?"

"No. Don't give him the beer. He has head trauma," said Fluttershy. Randal just moaned and said:

"C'mon ma, one glass can't be bad."

"No."

"Ugh." Lyra giggled because this scene was like when the child wants the toy, but mom doesn't buy it. She said:

"No worries Fluttershy, I will watch him and won't give him any beer." Fluttershy smiled and said:

"Thanks."

"No, let's move." Lyra grabbed Randal and dragged him outside.

"Hey wait, I can walk by myself!" When they disappeared from the view, Fluttershy turned around and again saw a dirty room. She sighed and said:

"It will be a long day."

Canterlot

Princess Celestia was on the balcony and waiting for guards, who headed to the forest. The door opened and revealed Luna. She said:

"Hi, sis. Still waiting for the squad?"

"Yes. I hope that they are okay." Princess Celestia lowered her head. Luna saw that and quickly approached her and put a hoof on her shoulder.

"Don't be sad, sis. I am sure that they will be fine." Celestia slightly smiled and said:

"Thanks." Suddenly the door opened and revealed the captain of the searching squad. When princesses saw him, they instantly asked him:

"Did you find anything?" Captain said:

"No, your highness. We didn't find anything suspicious."

"Are all guard okay?"

"Yes, we didn't meet anything dangerous." Celestia slightly relaxed, but still was worried. 'If it disappeared, it means it's a living thing. What it can do? How is it dangerous? Or-' Luna cut off her sister from her thoughts.

"No worries, Celestia. I think it's just Trixie was practicing her magic and she did something wrong," said Princess Luna with a smile. Celestia smiled and said:

"Maybe, but we need to be careful." Luna and Captain nodded and left the room.

Ponyville

Ponyville. The beautiful and peaceful town which is populated by ponies. Alicorns, pegasus, unicorns, earth ponies. Also, it was a home for Main 6. Elements of Harmony and the protectors of Equestria. On the peaceful street, the mint unicorn was dragging the beige pegasus and showing him the place.

"That's Sugarcube Corner. It's the place where the best party maker works. Her name is-"

"Pinkie Pie!" someone shouted. Both looked around and saw a purple pony with horn and wings, who was arguing with a pink mare with a puffy mane.

"How many times I should tell you to not use your party cannon in the library!?" shouted purple alicorn.

"Sorry, Twi. I just was excited when I knew that there is a new pony in the town."

"How do you know it?"

"My Pinkie sense." Purple alicorn face hoofed and sighed. Lyra and Randal were watching them with confusion.

"Who is this?"

"Purple alicorn is Twilight Sparkle, the pink mare is Pinkie Pie," answered Lyra. "Twilight is living in the castle of friendship and she is a big bookworm." Randal smirked, while Lyra carried on: "As I mentioned before, Pinkie Pie is the best party maker and baker in Ponyville. Also, she is a little weird."

"How much?"

"Well, she sometimes talking to herself and with somepony named 'author'. I still don't get it," told Lyra rubbing the back of her back.

"And how is she doing with him?"

"With who?"

"Author."

"She always argues with him and tells him to change the plot or something like this...I don't understand."

"Yeah, I understand her. He can be an idiot sometimes."

"What?"

"Nothing, let's just head to your home," said Randal.

"Uh, okay," said Lyra. Both headed to the Lyra's house.