Lyra with Randal was heading to the bar. They were walking in the streets of Ponyville and Randal was looking at his surrounding. Meanwhile, ponies were waving to them and saying 'have a nice day'.

"Do you like the town?" asked Lyra. Randal turned her and said:

"Nah, I don't like it." Lyra raised an eyebrow and asked:

"Why?"

"Well, after the incident in the ball pool, I hate everything round and colorful."

"Really, what happened?"

"I don't want to talk about it. But people here are very friendly, unlike the people in my world."

"And how people are greeting each other?"

"Well, people don't usually pay attention to each other. Unless its relatives, beautiful women, or aliens. BTW, where is the bar?"

"There," said Lyra pointing to the building. On the top of the building, there was a sign 'The Prancing Show-Pony'.

"Strange name, but at least they have a beer," thought Randal to himself. Lyra approached the door and opened it. Randal entered the building and felt the familiar atmosphere: the smell of alcohol, chatting, language, etc.

"Oh yeah, like Clinton's Cave," said Randal. Lyra turned to him and asked:

"What is Clinton's cave?"

"The best bar in my home. Now let's get some beer." Lyra nodded and she with Randal approached the bar counter, where they saw a bartender. It was a middle-aged mare. She had perky eyes. Her jonquil coat was smooth and shiny. Her mane, which was a rich auburn, was fashioned into four tight braids, two on each side, matching her tail, which was one thick braid. Her cutie mark was an inverted rum bottle splashing out some of the rum. Lyra said:

"Hi, Rum Run." The bartender turned her head to the mint mare, slightly smiled and said:

"Sup, Lyra." Rum Run noticed Randal and asked:

"How is that? Is that your coltfriend?" Lyra blushed and said:

"What? No-no, he is just...a a friend." Rum Run smirked and asked:

"Okay, what do you want doves?" Lyra blushed more, while Randal said:

"Beer."

"Okay." With those words, Rum Run poured the alcohol in two glasses and passed them to Randal & Lyra. They took a sip, gave money (Lyra's money) and Randal said:

"Wow, that's a good one."

"Of course, this is the only bar in Ponyville. And I ordering the best products." Randal drank all beer and asked one more. Lyra asked:

"So, are you missing your home?" Randal looked at Lyra and said:

"To be honest, not so much." After three rounds both were a little drunk. Suddenly Randal saw the group of ponies who was wearing the gold armor. Randal pointed to them and asked:

"Who are those guys? Is that real gold!?" Lyra looked at the group and answered:

"They are royal guards. They protect the Castle of Friendship. Flash Sentry is a captain of this group." Mare pointed to an orange stallion with a blue mane. "But..."

"But what?" Lyra whispered to Randal's ear. "Twilight is a princess and lives in Castle of Friendship. And she has some feelings for him. So, I think he got this status because of it."

"Hehe, sleep with the princess and you will become a captain. This is a good move," whispered Randal.

"About what are you talking about?" Both yelped and looked at the pony. It was Flash Sentry. Lyra began sweating, while Randal asked:

"Nothing. Why are you asking?"

"I noticed that you were pointing to us and whispering. Is something wrong?" Lyra began panting and mentally praying. Suddenly Randal said:

"Nothing unusual. We just thinking about something."

"What exactly?" asked Flash raising an eyebrow.

"Are you having a love relationship with Twilight or you are still in the friend zone?" The whole bar went silent. Even Rum Run's eyes widened, while Lyra mentally facepalmed. After an awkward silence, Flash shouted:

"What!? I don't have anything with Princess Twilight! How dare you to say that!?"

"So, you are in the friend zone. Don't feel bad. Maybe you will be lucky with Queen. I think she loves young stallions." Flash blushed and glared at Randal, while Lyra began worrying, but she found it funny to watch it. Now Flash was very angry. Suddenly he tackled Randal to the ground and said:

"Apologize or you will be in jail." Surprisingly for everyone, Randal said:

"Sorry." Flash was a little confused, but Randal continued:

"Sorry, that you had sex with the mare, but she sent you away. Pfthahahaha!" Flash glared at Randal and punched his face.

"Ouch! That hurts!" Flash wanted to punch Randal again, but Lyra quickly bucked him. She sent him flying and he landed on the table, at which his group was sitting. One of the guards, who was drunk, shouted something illegible and charged at her, but she simply dodged the attack and punched guard into the face. Then she threw him into another table. 3 ponies who were sitting at it, became angry and charged at the mare. But she dealt with them like they were foals. Soon all customers were lying on the floor unconscious, while Randal was watching it and claimed:

"Wow! You were like Beatrix Kiddo!1" Lyra turned to Randal and said:

"Thanks."

"Where did you learn how to fight?"

"Bonbon taught me." Suddenly Rum Run said:

"Hehe, and you said that he isn't your coltfriend. BTW, I hope you remember our discussion."

"Yeah yeah, no fighting in your bar, but I was protecting Randal."

"Wow, nobody ever stood up for me. I am flattered."

"So, are you gonna pay for beer?" Lyra turned to Rum Run and asked:

"How much?"

"30 bits."

"Okay." With those words, Lyra gave to the bartender the money, and with Randal exited the building.

"Haha, that was a fun night," claimed Lyra.

"Yeah, that was something. I remembered when I-" Suddenly Randal felt that something leaned on him. He turned around and saw Lyra who was sleeping on his back. He sighed and began dragging her home. Thankfully, she was light. He approached the door and opened it. He entered the living room and looked at the stairs.

"Nah, too lazy for this." Randal left Lyra on the floor, while he lied down on the couch and covered himself with a blanket. Suddenly Lyra opened her eyes and said:

"Brrr, it's cold there." She looked at the stairs and said:

"Ou, too long to go up." He saw a couch with a blanket and lied on it, covering herself with a blanket, not noticing Randal.

Author's Note

1. Heroine from Kill Bill