Obsessed and sociopath

After one hour of answering the Lyra's questions, Randal was bored. Suddenly he remembered the thing and said to Lyra:

"Hey, I answered all your questions. Now I want my beer." Lyra looked at him and then said:

"Oh, sorry. Wait a second." She ran to the basement and returned with a bottle of beer. Randal smiled and said:

"Oh, that's what I need after this today shit." With those words, he uncorked the bottle cap with his teeth and drank all liquid from the bottle. He coughed and said:

"Oh yeah, that's it." Lyra suddenly said:

"Wow, seem that you were drinking it before."

"Yeah. I began drinking since when I was 10 years old." Lyra eyes widened and she said:

"Wow, how did your parents allow it?" Randal sighed and said:

"Uh, my parents were worrying more about the money than about me. In my childhood, I was on my own." Randal put the bottle on the table and lied down on the couch.

"Good night." Lyra looked at the window and saw that the sun had already disappeared and the moon was rising. Lyra yawned and said:

"Good night." With those words, she headed to her room upstairs, while Randal fell asleep.

***** *****

The alarm on the shelf began ringing and the arm quickly turned it off. The man got up from his bed and rubbed his eyes. When he opened them, he saw his room: dirty walls, beer bottles everywhere, big playing machine near his bed, etc. Then he sighed in relief and said:

"Wow. That was a very weird dream. I was a fucking pony and stuck in the 3 years old girl's imagined world. Randal exited his room and saw the newspaper on the floor. He picked up it and read: "Today is Monday." He threw the newspaper on the couch and shouted:

"Mortimer, I'm off to work!" Randal wanted to grab the door handle, but someone began kicking it. Randal leaned on it and whispered:

"Damn. What the hell?" The door opened and revealed the big skeleton with a cloak and scythe, but Randal perfectly knew who it was.

"Death."

"Hello, Randal. Didn't see you for long," said Death.

"What are you doing here? Wait, let me guess. Are you here to kill me?" asked Randal.

"Should, but no. I am just here to give you a gift." With those words, Death lifted his arm and concentrated the energy in his hand. Soon the energy faded away and revealed the...ring. Randal's eyes widened and he said:

"No-no-no. Not it. Everything but not it! Please, not again." Death chuckled and said:

"No worries, you won't destroy space-time continuum as previously. Now wake up." Death approached Randal and punched him into the nose. Randal woke up and rubbed his nose saying:

"Ouch, that's hurt, you bitch!" Randal looked around and didn't find any ring.

"Phew, that was just a dream," said Randal wiping off the sweat from his forehead. Suddenly he heard that somepony (Lyra said that somepony is 'someone' in this world) was going down from the upstairs. Randal saw Bonbon who was wearing the bags and headed to the door. Randal decided to ask her:

"Good morning, Bon. Where are you heading to?" Bonbon turned her head to Randal and answered:

"First of all, my name is Bonbon. Not Bon. Second of all, it's not your business." With those words, Bonbon exited the house and closed the door.

"Oh, how rude," commented Randal. He went to the kitchen and began searching for something edible. He didn't find anything except cupcakes, vegetables, fruits.

"Well, sucks. Not only I am stuck in another world, but it's also the vegan world! Uh, shit. I hadn't felt such disappointment since I watched Godfather 3." Suddenly Randal heard that someone just yawned. He turned around and saw Lyra who was rubbing her eyes and approaching Randal.

"Good morning, Randal," she said.

"Good morning, Lyra. Can I ask you something?" Lyra looked at Randal and said:

"Sure. Why not."

"Okay, so do you have normal food? Not this crap." Randal pointed to the fridge.

"Sorry, we, ponies, are vegetarians. If you want some meat, you can go fishing." Randal rubbed his chin and said:

"Nah, I am too busy for this...and lazy." Lyra chuckled to herself. Then she remembered something and said:

"Well, what do you think about cupcakes?"

"Cupcakes? Okay, I like cupcakes," said Randal. Randal saw that Lyra's horn began lighting with mint aura. Suddenly he saw the cupcake which was flying in front of his face. It was surrounded by a mint aura.

"What the hell?" said Randal backing away. Lyra realized that she didn't tell to Randal about magic.

"Oops, I forgot to say to you. There are 4 species of ponies: earth ponies, pegasus, unicorns, and alicorns. Earth ponies are usual ponies, like Bonbon. Pegasus are ponies with wings, like you." Randal looked at his wings.

"Unicorns are ponies with a horn, like me." Lyra pointed to her horn. "And the last one is the alicorn. It's a pony who has wings and a horn, like Twilight. Unicorns and alicorns can use magic because of the horn." Randal was surprised.

"Magic? Like pulling out the rabbit from the hat?"

"No. I mean real magic. Teleportation, lifting things, etc. Pegasus can control the weather."

"What? Control the weather? How?"

"Well, they can move clouds and shoot thunders from them."

"Wow! How?"

"Well, they just buck it." Randal began thinking about what he will do with clouds. He can shoot at birds, animals, or can make a rainy day (he loved rainy days) or-.

"About what are you thinking?" asked Lyra. Randal shook his head and answered:

"Oh, nothing. And I definitely don't think about shooting thunders at everything."

"Don't do this. You can start a fire."

"As my landlord said, I am a parasite, who thinks that the world is his playground."

"Ou, did he really say this to you?" asked Lyra.

"Yes. Anyway, I want more beer."

"Well, we have a bar nearby. If you want, we can go to it," said Lyra.

"No need for repeating. Let's go."