Yak Marriage

by Silver Butcher

You Can't make Us.

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Spike and Yona sat silently as they waited for their time to strike, the clock was slowly ticking down as the moment drew near.

"You ready?" Spike asked in a soft tone as Yona held him up gingerly.

"Yona promises to be gentle," She whispered back as their faces touched, the air was cold as they waited for their moment, The two were silent as they waited, the moment they had both yearned for drawing ever closer by the second.

Suddenly with a loud dinging sound, the clock in their room stuck Midnight and Yona jumped into action and proceeded to slam dunk Spike into the massive pile of bed coverings before them.

"And go!" Yona cried out, Spike having been forcibly shoved to the bottom of the pile, Yona looked away and pumped her arms as she watched time tick down, every second feeling like an eternity.

"Ten seconds," Yona called out as Spike attempted to Burrow to the top of the pile "Fifteen," She added, the clock inched towards twenty when Spike cried out loudly.

"Time!" He screamed.

"Seventeen Seconds," Yona cried out "New Record," The Two cheered like crazy for a moment when the door to their room where slammed open.

"Who cheered for Seventeen seconds?" Shining laughed from the hall.

"What are you two doing!?" Cadance demanded, eyeing them furiously.

"Seeing how long it takes Spike to free himself from Pile," Yona replied simply as Spike gave a thumbs up before being lost to the pile.

"I'm never sleeping on a plain old mattress again," Spike's muffled voice called from the pile.

"Wow," Shining said as he poked his head in "You two really like blankets,"

"Yak Country is cold," Yona said simply.

"Dragons like it hot," Spike added.

"Blankets are the perfect medium for bonding," Yona concurred "We can keep the room cold and stay warm with a blanket pile while we discuss...things,"

"Hm, I remember when I and Cadance use to stay up and discuss things," Shining laughed "Of course now we spend most of our time doing those things instead of talking about them," Yona and Spike looked at Shining for a moment while Cadance waved for him to go back into the hall.

"I think he's talking about..." Yona leaned in and muttered in Spike's ear.

"Oh no," Spike laughed as he covered his face "Yona I did not need an image of Cadance doing that to him in my head,"

"Wait," Shining attempted to return "I feel the need to clarify things,"

"It's too late," Yona said shaking her head.

"we're already tainted with ideas," Spike confirmed,

"Noooo!" Shining cried out before being dragged away by his own guard, once his cries of defense disappeared they turned their attention back to Cadance.

"Alright," She said "Not to be a buzz kill but It's midnight, and we have a lot of things to do tomorrow, Rarity sent me some basic ideas for Yona's wedding dress and veil, Spike has a few different Tux, shirt, tie combos to try, Were also gonna be talking flower, who's being invited, and we have to decide on a flavor for the wedding cake, rings need to be selected, we'll need to do a practice dinner, oh and you'll need to recite your vows, and of course, you'll need to pick out a honeymoon location to consummate the marriage," Spike and Yona stared at Cadance for a very long second before slowly turning to one another with dumbfounded expressions.

"What did she just say?" Yona asked

"I have no idea," Spike responded, Cadance just let out an exasperated sigh before shaking her head.

"We have a lot of prep work to do and not a lot of time," She clarified "Now get some rest I only have you for a day and a half before I have to send you back to Ponyville because Twilight insisted I return you two as quickly as possible," Cadance left the room and after a few minutes of making sure she was really gone Spike and Yona were attempting to make a detailed list of what they needed to achieve in the next few days.

"Dress and Tux," Spike muttered as he sat on Yona's shoulder "Nothing much we can do there, Rarity will just remake 'em before the wedding gonna have to do something with them last second, Twilight already did a thing with the rings, so we just need to pick a bad cake and write terrible vows,"

"Amazing idea," Yona declared before leaning in closer to Spike "What exactly is a vow?"

"Oh you know," Spike laughed before blinking "I have no idea actually, I think they like a promise you make to your spouse?" Yona and Spike looked at one another for a moment.

"Messing up the vows might be the easiest part of all of this," Spike decided as he crumbled up the paper and tossed it into the trash bin. "Now my dear Yona, let's stay up far too late and mess everything up, dunk me!" Yona grabbed Spike, he curled up like a ball and she slammed him into the blanket pile with a laugh.


Yona and Spike were sleeping on the Blanket Pile, with Yona snugging Spike like he was a teddy bear, Spike was pinned to her chest and was dangerously close to being shoved down her shirt.

"So how does this work?" Shining wondered as he and Cadance looked at the two. "Spike has to be on top obviously but..."

"Shining," Cadance cut in "Obviously he uses the tongue," She said with a casual laugh "You've seen that thing, it's like 12 feet long, makes up for any other size 'problems' now help me get them up," Cadance and Shining pulled and shoved on Yona with little result, Attempting to grab Spike resulted in him being grabbed harder by Yona after a moment Yona became conscious something was trying to take whatever she was holding and Spike became aware that he was being held in place.

"Hu?" They bother asked as Yona stood up and Spike looked around.

"Good your up," Cadance cheered "Come on now, time for wedding prep,"

"We don't wanna get up," They complained in synchronized exhaustion "You can't make us," Yona flopped back down and Cadance proceeded to force her to her feet with magic, with Shining stealing Spike and shaking him for a moment.

"Come on," Cadence said as she dragged Yona and Spike was forced to walk "Breakfast then it's time for some outfittings,"

"I hate weddings," Spike yawned in irritaition.

"It was your idea," Yona muttered back.


Author's Note

Shout out to Little Tigress for the next Cover-art

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