Author's Note

This is where the clop comes in. You’ve been warned.

Pranking Goes Too Far

The sun crept through the window and slowly made its way to my face. The warm feeling of the sun’s rays were enough to wake me up from my slumber. That and the constant snoring being produced by a certain blue pegasus. I slowly opened my eyes and allowed them to slowly adjust to see what was in front of me: Rainbow Dash’s face was turned towards me. She was still sound asleep and still looked as cute as ever. Her muzzle was only a few inches away from mine, I could almost taste her breath; I could almost feel what it would be like to kiss her...

NO!

I turned over to face the ceiling. I can’t do that now! I only got into bed with her because she sounded like she didn’t want to be left alone (though that could have been the alcohol talking) and it was already getting late so I just thought I could stay the night!

I looked over at Rainbow Dash one more time before I decided to get up. I tried to get out as quietly as possible, but my movements only caused Rainbow to finally wake up from her slumber as well. “Good morning,” she said as she stretched out her limbs to get ready for the day, “hey, what happened last night?”

This question brewed a despicable plot in my mind. Of course we had that drinking contest at the bar, she passed out after seven or eight shots, I carried her back to her place, and I decided to sleep with her because it was late. But, I could prank her and tell her we did other things before we went to sleep.

“Well, we had that drinking contest,” I said.

“Yeah I remember that.”

“You passed out after seven or eight shots. That stuff was pretty strong, I’ll tell ya.”

“Wait, did I win?”

I just looked at her and shook my head. Her face dropped. “You fell out of your seat and I finished your drinks, making my total at least nine shots.”

“Damnit. I didn’t want to lose to you. Guess you are good at drinking games after all. Better than me.” She sounded depressed. I’d hate to see her like this, so I placed a hand on her back and tried my best to comfort her.

“Hey, it’s okay. Not everyone can win at something. The best thing you can do is, I guess, practice until you can take more alcohol?” I tried to give her a reassuring smile, but the advice I gave her sounded so bad and so cringey, I thought she was just gonna try and pull away, but she giggled a bit and smiled at me.

“Yeah, I guess. I’ll keep drinking till it’s you that falls out of their seat first!”

“Dream on fly girl. Anyway, after you passed out, I carried you back home and laid you in your bed, and since it was already getting late, I decided to sleep here for the night.” Her face turned a deep shade of red and she looked away from me out of embarrassment. Now for the kicker. “Also, you may have tried to have drunk-sleep-sex with me last night.” Her entire expression changed from embarrassment to pure shock. She looked at me as if I had killed her an innocent animal.

“What!?” she shouted at the top of her lungs, “when, I mean, how? What!? I would have known that! Did you cum inside me?” I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I let myself go and laughed my fucking ass off. Her expression changed again from shock to pure rage. “It’s not funny Sam.”

“Oh I think it’s pretty funny! Consider this payback for all the times you’ve pranked me so far!” I couldn’t stop laughing at her reaction!

“Do you want to?”

“Huh?” I stopped laughing and Rainbow Dash was standing on all fours at this point, glaring into my eyes.

“Do you want to fuck?” Her face was no longer filled with rage, but of determination. She’s going to treat even sex as a challenge?

“I-I uh, I mean, if you’re fine with it.”

“Alright then, get down.” She placed her fore hooves on my shoulders and pushed me back down onto the bed. I wasn’t expecting this! I didn’t think she would take things this quickly! “Pants,” she said, gesturing to my jeans, “take them off. Now.”

“Yeah sure.” I proceeded to unzip my pants and pull down my jeans and underwear to reveal an already stiff erection. Rainbow Dash just marveled at its size and girth. She ran her hooves along my balls and slowly moved them up my shaft and then to the tip.

“So this is what a human dick looks like,” she said, as she marveled at my massive shaft, “looks like you’ve been thinking of me, huh?” She flashes me a mischievous grin and proceeds to lick my scrotum and slowly worked her way up my shaft and finally to my tip, which already had some pre-cum leaking from it. She proceeded to twirl her tongue around the tip of my cock, which sent shocks of pleasure coursing through my body through every nerve.

She released my shaft from the wet chamber, known as her mouth, but continued to pleasure me through a rather pleasant hoof-job. “How about another competition? First one to cum loses!” She continues to slobber all over my rod, making it wet and slippery, using tongue techniques and even performing a deep throat! She finally pulled off my dick with a loud pop as her lips detached from my tip, “Mmm, tasty. I isn’t know meat could taste this good!” We both chuckled at her joke and she proceeded to climb on top of me, positioning her gorgeous flower over my slick, lubricated phallus. “Get ready to ride the Rainbow!”

She slammed down hard on my shaft, sending a sharp pain through my groin while also sending pleasure through Dash’s brain. “Ah fuck!” I screamed as I felt my dick throbbing in pain inside Dash’s wet region. “You could’ve just slid it inside, but no! You decide to slam down full force onto my dick?!”

She just rolled her eyes, “Oh stop being such a filly and rut me already stud!” She began to move her hips up and down to a rhythm, slamming her hips down on my crotch with a wet slap every time. “Aah, haah, fuck... yes!” Dash moaned out in pleasure. Her face contorted into an erotic face with her tongue sticking out, almost as an ahegao expression.

I could tell she was nearing her limit, so I grabbed her hips and slammed even harder and faster than before, making her moan even louder than before. “You’re gonna cum aren’t you?” I asked, “I can tell. You’re gonna cum and I’m gonna win! Come on and cum already!” Rainbow Dash leaned forward and hugged me tight as she blasted her flower’s warm nectar all over her bed. We were left panting and gasping for breath as I laid sprawled on her bed while she rested her head on my heaving bosom.

“Well, looks like I win again.” I smiled with confidence as Dash just laid on me with an even more determined look on her face.

“Oh, Tartarus no! I’m not going down that easily! Best of 3, come on, unless you don’t think you can take another round?” She got off of my chest and bent over in front of me, revealing her now drenched mare-hood.

“Well, I didn’t cum yet, sooo...” I placed both hands on Dash’s sweet, plump ass cheeks and pulled her onto my still stiff rod. “I’m not gonna stop until I cum, you got that?” I started thrusting and plunging my thick shaft deep into her love canal, reaching the very end of her tunnel and to her cervix.

“Hey, wait a minute, gah!” She could t even complete her sentence as I pounded her slobbering pussy. I pulled her in tightly and hugged her with all the strength I had in my arms, resting her back against my clothed chest. As I continued to pound her mare-hood, I reached one arm around and vigorously rubbed her bulbous clit; this sent a surge of euphoria through Rainbow Dash as she sprayed more vaginal fluids all over her sheets. I stopped for a brief moment, letting her catch a breath, but after a few seconds it was back to fucking.

“We’re not done!” I yelled, “I still haven’t cum yet!” I turned around and planted her face into a pillow with her plump ass up as I proceeded to fuck her doggy-style. She started hugging and biting into the pillow as wave after wave of pleasure shot through her body and through her brain.

It was at that moment, I could feel it building up. “Ah, Dash I’m about to cum!” Before I could pull out, she bucked me off of her and knocked me back-first onto the bed. She climbed on top of me and brought her groin crashing down onto my rod and squeezed the walls of her vagina until every last drop of semen escaped my testicles and filled the inner sanctum that is her womb. Our lips connected and locked as we kissed vigorously with passion and... love. These kisses weren’t of lust, but of affection. She broke the kiss and fell flat on my sweat covered chest.

Our chests heaved in and out, we gasped for air as we tried to calm our bodies down from the intimate experience we just had. Dash picked her head up and looked into my eyes with a look of compassion. “I love you Sam.” She kissed me on the lips before I could respond. Her tongue wrapped around mine as if trying to tie each other. “I didn’t want to tell you before, because I thought it would be too mushy for you and you’re so cool and I didn’t-“ I placed a finger on her lips to silence her and smile.

“Are you kidding? I was thinking the exact same thing about you!” We both chuckled at each other’s confusion and frustration. “Wait, I came inside you!” I was struck with panic at the thought of Rainbow Dash getting pregnant now.

“It’s okay. I wanted you to cum inside dummy.”

I just looked at her with the most confused look on my face. “Huh? Why would you want that?”

“Because I thought back to Cadence’s and Shining Armor’s wedding and thought ‘what if that were us?’ So I thought we should start a family. I’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable Sam, I-“

I gave her a little peck on the lips. That seemed to shut her up. “I’d love that Dash. I love you! Why would I not want to start a family with you?” Dash looked at me with bright eyes full of joy and happiness. “Though the only thing I worry about is a weird hybrid offspring.” She just laughs it off and kisses my cheek.

“Really, that’s what worries you? I’m sure it’ll turn out fine. It’s got our genes after all!”

“Yeah I guess you’re right. Wanna take a quick power nap and then hit the shower?” I asked as I hugged Dash even tighter now.

“Sounds good, babe.” She nuzzled her face into my chest before falling asleep. I could feel myself drifting into the realm of dreams as well. I finally closed my eyes, but not before noticing a pink head with pink, poofy hair peeking out of the window, but before I could do anything about it, I finally passed out cold.