Author's Note

I am extremely out of practice with MLP words but the idea of Steel in Magical Pony Land wouldn’t leave me alone so I present to you all the fruits of my overactive imagination!

1: "I'm Steel Cavalry and Fuck my Life..."

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“Sure.” I think I’m getting too good at hiding my frustration cause I think I fool myself sometimes, “I’ll come by tomorrow to fix your roof.”

The mare with an flank they just didn’t quit, actually I don’t think I ever got her name, just smiled before she trotted off. And I don’t know if it’s just my blueballs and how sexually frustrated I am but I swear to god (or Celestia… whatever) that she was strutting!

God. Fucking. Damnit! Why the fuck is she still single!? How the fuck is she a single parent!? I’ll cave the fucker’s skull in that run out on that fine piece of flank!!

“Whoa. Reel it back there Steel. Just go back to your house and jerk it. *sigh* Like usual…”

It’s been… maybe six months?

Yeah… it’s been six months since I wound up here in Equestria, and honestly I thought it was kinda cool. I’m passingly familiar with the fandom and I won’t deny I enjoyed quite a lot of fanfictions (primarily clop but still). Granted my first task was getting a place where I could live so I could recover and repair all the damages I was suffering.

Actually I still don’t understand how I got so tore up but meh.

So after I got myself situated, repaired, and forked my personality so I could have a nervous breakdown over the whole “I’m a Program/Uploaded Mind in what’s basically a hyperadvanced sexbot shaped like a horse” thing.

Anyway turned out I wasn’t that far away from Ponyville, apparently I’d been squatting in an old abandoned cottage about a forty minute trot from Fluttershy’s place. Anyway after I collected myself I decided to visit the town, and I… might’ve had some foolish expectations from reading too many HiE and other sorts of fics.

Boy did that come crashing down. And wouldn’t it figure, I a Hyperadvanced Horse-shaped Sexbot with Superpowers centered around Sex, would land in not a fanfic verse like Fall of Equestria (thank fuck cause I’d go on a murderspree), or Fallout Equestria (fuck that depressing mess), but I’d wind up in what I can only describe as a “canon” setting.

Though saying “canon” implies that everything was kid-friendly. Trust me, it wasn’t. Ponies as I would learn were just as varied as humans. The only difference is the ponies are, as a whole, more prone to cooperation than humans.

Were ponies pretty tactile? Yes, yes they were. First time I came into town a mare said hello, nuzzled me, and welcomed me to town and offered to show me around!

Were they all nudists? Yes, for the most part anyway. I would come to learn that ponies wearing clothes is usually a sign of status, or if they wanted to impress someone. Though I did find out that there were pony-equalivants of strippers that stripped in reverse, which I still find both fucking weird and oddly arousing.

Though that’s probably because I’m going native, or I would if i could get my fucking dick wet!

And yes they had the equlavlant of a whore house but wouldn’t you just fucking know it? My goddamn DICK IS TOO FUCKING BIG!!! Granted the whorse in question did what she was paid for, though she wouldn’t let me rut her. She instead got me off with her tail, a magic job, and frankly surprising oral skills.

Oh I left still frustrated but not at her (I think her name was… Berry something?) but more at the fact that even after explaining that my “magic” allowed me to fuck somepony without hurting then nopony would take the risk.

“Goddamnit! Think soothing thoughts! Wind blowing through the leaves… working on my harness, seeing Rainbow’s blue puss… goddamnit!!”

I smiled politely at… Roseluck I believe (nice mare a bit panicky but nice) as I left the town square and made a beeline to the edge of town so I could go home and handle my frustration again. God… who knows having a Big Dick would be Blessed with Suck.

I really need to finish that Cybermare. But the power requirements for my Universal Replicator is causing things to drag out. And irritatingly enough my Auto-Doc androids are as anatomically correct as Barbie dolls even if they’re damn nice to look at.

Though I do wonder where exactly Pinkie is, I actually asked somepony saying I heard about Pinkie. He just patted my shoulder and actually explained a little.

Apparently her Pinkie Sense is seriously bullshit. And generally when Pinkie doesn’t immediately jump on and greets somepony that means that the welcome party will be impressive. And the longer it takes the more impressive it’s going to be.

And I won’t deny, I felt somewhat scared by the prospect. I mean I was never the “life of the party” and I certainly never liked crowds. So… if I haven’t seen her in six months… what’s that mean for me?

[Scanning]
[Amusement]
[Data]

Fluttershy’s watching me walk home again huh? Man… it would be such a dick move if I teased her…

[Amusement]

Hehe… you know I should feel a little bit bad for teasing the yellow cinnamon roll but I really don’t.

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"Oh... oh my..."

Fluttershy knew what everypony thought about her, she’s timid.

Not oblivious after all.

Everypony thought she was this naive and innocent pony that was too pure for this world. And… they weren’t wrong exactly, she is naive and Fluttershy could admit it.

Innocent however?

*shlick shlick shlick*

Yeah… no. Repressed and sort of in denial but not innocent in the slightest.

“How is that even biologically possible?” She wondered as she continued hoofing herself, “I mean it makes sense that it’s proportionate to his overall size and mass but… did he have a Dragon for a grandparent or something!?”

Fluttershy is in denial about a lot of things, which isn’t helped by her timidness or lack of self-confidence. The fact that for the longest time her only friend (and occasional Fillyfriend during particularly harsh Heats) was so boilstrus made Fluttershy even more of a wallflower in comparison to her friend.

But the truth is? Fluttershy was a raging pervert in denial with fetishes ranging from common, unusual (bondage and S&M), and freaky (Zoophilia). And as she hoofed away as she watched a fully erect Steel trotting home she wondered what it’d be like having that giant of a stallion dominating her and forcing that monster of a stallionhood into her.

Would it hurt? Would it feel so blissful she’d beg for more??

And of course her fantasies would take a dive into the gutter. Fantasies of Steel putting her in a stall and breeding her and turning her into a foal factory. Or making her a party favor for himself and a herd of several other stallions just as big and well endowed as Steel.

Having her smooth yellow coat turned white and musky smelling, her wings caked with thick globs of muck preventing her from escaping (but why would she do that?), being the sole mare in a herd of giant stallions. Knowing she wasn’t a leadmare or anything but a place to dump their lust and cum.

“Aaahhh~”

Fluttershy slumped down as she tried to catch her breath, all the while sobbing to herself. After all… why would any stallion even want a dirty perverted mare like her!

“Maybe I should’ve let mom set up that betrothal.” Fluttershy thought as she started the process of cleaning up her shame, “I think I still have some Rocky Road in the freezer… I need some comfort food.”

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“This might be my toughest one yet.” A certain poofy pink pony thought as she studied on her plans.

Ponies think she just springs parties at the drop of a hat because she’s crazy and possibly the unknown lovefoal of a Chaos spirit. But that isn’t really true; first of all her great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmama was the one that had a fling with Discord so he wasn’t her dad. Besides he’s stone so how could he get her mom pregnant with her and her sisters?

And second parties require planning as well as study.

Though she was pretty sure others would call her “studying” stalking. But parties, especially Pinkie Parties, aren’t that simple to do. She needed to study and learn about who she’s throwing the party for to make sure the party is something they would actually enjoy. Sometimes it’s really that simple but sometimes it proves difficult.

This of course being one of the difficult ones. Steel from what she had gathered so far was actually a very private individual, in comparison to other ponies that is. He socalizes, has a few friends, but he’s fairly eccentric.

He rarely if ever gives nuzzles or hugs anypony, and he acts more like a mare then a stallion with some of his antics, oh and he really doesn’t take any horseapples from anyone (not anypony Pinkie wouldn’t be surprised if he bucked a Griffon straight in the beak!).

One of the hooligan mares actually tried to press him into her herd. And unlike other stallions who would submit or call for help… he bucked her through two buildings and trotted off. The only reason she wasn’t in a full body cast was because she is a particularly hardy Earth Pony.

He got a scolding, some jail time, and a couple of fines from the local guardmares, however he didn’t seem repentant or even intimidated. He just accepted his punishment and left!

All together Steel is a pretty happy pony (or Horse rather), but recently Pinkie discovered that Steel is pretty frustrated.

Sexually that is.

Apparently his size intimidates any mare he’s intimate with despite having a special talent (or unique magic) that would ensure the size difference wouldn’t be painful or anything!

Which made this rather difficult because Pinkie could honestly say that there weren't too many “adventurous” mares in Ponyville barring herself. Dashie would probably see it as a challenge though, probably Jackie as well now that she thought about it.

She momentarily considered Rarity before dismissing it entirely, while the white unicorn was definitely a tease and no stranger to stallions Pinkie didn’t think she was all that adventurous. Though admittedly she could be wrong.

“Gosh this is hard. Oh wait! I have an idea!”

Pinkie giggled at how she overlooked an obvious solution!

Getting a fresh piece of parchment she started writing.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’m currently having trouble planning a surprise party for Steel Cavalry (A new pony that moved into town) and I was hoping you could help me come up with something!