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Big Macintosh x Applejack x stupid baby-talk = existential horror?

An experiment to see if we could write a porn scene without using profanity. 'Bum' is hereby available for substitutions.

Content Warning: consensual incest, general stupidity

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Patron shout-outs: Sorden, carcinoGenetecist, Jake, infernap42, & Nick. <3