Clothes (Un) Make The Man
Chapter 1 Chapter With No Porn
Rainbow Blitz knew that he was in trouble. Trouble and a thong that was riding up the crack of his ass. It was seriously cramping his style (and other delicate things). However, he had no idea just how much trouble he was in.
It had started the previous weekend at the party for the football season's opening game victory. Applejack and Rainbow Blitz were considered the two best athletes at Canterlot High. This made them frenemies. (They were both on some teams together and had some mutual friends which meant that they couldn't just be rivals, they had to at least try to get along)
AJ was both the offensive and defensive teams starting center, and was considered a major reason for the victory on Friday night. (5 sacks and 3 interceptions, one of which he'd run back for a touchdown). This didn't sit well with Blitz as it completely overshadowed his soccer performance on Saturday.
Then, AJ had brought a quarter keg of applejack to the party. Blitz had guzzled it like it was merely hard cider and gotten thoroughly drunk on it. Country folks make homemade applejack by taking a barrel of "hard" (fermented) cider, leaving it outside on a cold night, (at least -10F (-25C)) and letting the gunk freeze out. Remove the frozen gunk and repeat until it stops freezing. Last winter had been exceptionally cold. .
Blitz had gotten drunk enough that he had challenged Applejack to a handstand race, loser to spend a day following the winner while dressed as a cheerleader. Ordinarily, Blitz would have won hands down (so to speak) because he weighed about 130 lbs. and AJ was less than an inch under 7 feet tall and weighed over 400. (Class clown Berry Bubble once described him as "A talking building with eyes" ).
Unfortunately for Blitz, AJ was more or less sober but Blitz was so drunk that his sense of balance was shot and he kept falling over. Even more unfortunately, he'd been drunk enough that when AJ hadn't immediately agreed to the race, he'd refused to take "no" as an answer. "Chicken shit chicken" was among the least offensive terms Blitz had used to urge AJ to accept his challenge.
AJ was slow to anger but even slower to let go of a grudge, and when this was added to several pranks which AJ hadn't considered nearly as humorous as Blitz had, AJ was determined to make this a Sunday that Blitz would NEVER forget. He had spent the week preparing so when he knocked on Blitz's door he was thoroughly ready to make Blitz's life a misery.
When AJ knocked, Blitz opened the door with a "What do you want?"
"Good morning to you too, Sunshine"
"Why are you here?" (In his defense, Blitz was usually not at his best and brightest on Sunday mornings)
"I'm here to collect on our bet"
Blitz had completely forgotten about it in the depths of his hangover the next day and this was a week later but AJ said "A bet's a bet. Everypony at that party heard you make that bet. Either you keep your side of it or I'll spread it all over town that you welshed" Blitz wanted to call AJ a liar but nopony called AJ a liar to his face for the same reason that nopony French kissed a rattlesnake. Even Berry wasn't that crazy.
Then, Blitz had an idea that he thought would save him from this humiliation. At 4'11" (150 cm) Blitz was the shortest stallion in class by over 2 inches. You could count on your fingers the number of girls shorter than him. He didn't think that there was a cheerleader as short as him on the entire squad. Even if there was, girls that small tended to be toothpicks. In short, Blitz reckoned that there was a good chance that there wasn't a cheerleader's outfit in Canterlot that would fit him. "I would, but I don't have a cheerleader outfit."
AJ said "I thought of that. That's why I got Elusive...."
"Lucy! Why would you hang around with that faggot?"
"See, Blitz, that's the difference between us. I admit that I ain't too fond of Lou, his la-di-dah ways, or that theater crowd that he hangs out with. But my little brother Applebuck is friends with his little brother Silver Bell, so I'm polite when our paths cross. He don't take kindly to you calling him 'Lucy' and 'faggot'. That's why he was GLAD to put together this outfit when he found out why I wanted it."
He handed Blitz a package. "Here. Use the razor to shave your face including your sideburns and put this on"
"This" included a padded bra, (As Elusive put it "What nature has forgotten, we shall have to make from cotton.") a shoulder length wig matching Rainbow's hair, a short tube top with a "C" on it, a matching thong with a VERY short skirt and pink sneakers and socks. It looked like a sluttier version of a Canterlot High cheerleader's outfit. No self respecting whore would have been caught dead wearing anything so trashy looking.
There was also a half pint bottle of applejack with a note attached. "Hair of the dog that bit you. I promise that nothing has been added. I'm not ALL heartless." (AJ reckoned that would be enough to get Blitz drunk enough to be suggestable, but not so drunk as to pass out.) Blitz went into the restroom to shave and change. He knew that it was probably a Bad Idea but figured he could use some liquid courage for the coming ordeal, so he gulped the liquor down before starting to get dressed.
When he put the wig on, he felt his body tingle. When he looked down, he saw that Mr. Johnson was no longer Among Those Present. Blitz's penis was strictly average, but (as with most 18 year old stallions), it was near and dear to his heart. Blitz considered its loss to be among The Greatest Tragedies In The History Of The World. Naturally, he did his impression of an air raid siren and tried to tear the wig off. When he found that it wouldn't come off, he yelled even louder.
AJ appeared at the door and said "Oh, did I forgot to mention that Dusk Shine helped me with that wig? He did NOT appreciate you filling his ink pot with disappearing ink and thought that you should learn what it feels like when things vanish. You do a good job and I'll tell you the password to get it off."
There was a rather heated argument, but Blitz couldn't beat it out of AJ, so in the end he agreed to do it. "Fine. Let's just get this over with."
As Blitz started to leave the bathroom, AJ grabbed him and shoved him right back in. "Whoa thar' Missy. You need some makeup with that outfit. Lucky for you, Elusive got some of his theater pals to teach me how to apply it."
AJ applied some press on nails, lipstick , eyeshadow, and blush. "You really ought to have plucked eyebrows and false eyelashes, but I ain't got the patience and you ain't got the know how to do it."
Blitz endured this only be repeatedly reminding himself that Elusive hung out with the theater crowd. That meant that if he called the bet off, Elusive would help AJ spread the word all over town.
Finally, as they were leaving, AJ said "A pretty little thang like you needs a sexy name. I think 'Rainbow Bliss' will do."
Blitz had a hissy fit but subsided when AJ said "I was thinking of telling everypony that you were your cousin, but if you'd rather that everypony knew who you are...."
Which brings us to the present, and Blitz's Walk Of Shame.
Bliss (as I suppose she should be called) felt Applejack grab her ass.
"Havin' fun?"
"If I was having any more fun, I'd scream"
"A bet's a bet," Applejack said. "And 'sides, a pretty little slut like you looks pretty hot." (With a 32J bra, her figure was 42-23-36. More than what Annette Funicello measured in all her beach movies.)
Bliss almost died from shame. Bliss wished she could fly away now. But Rainbow Blitz had never welshed on a bet and Bliss wouldn't either. When a curious mare stared at her she growled "What are you looking at?
"That's just what I was wondering" was the reply which brought a new blast of heat to Rainbow Bliss' cheeks.
If looks could kill... But AJ started pushing Bliss down the sidewalk. God must have had His reasons for creating AJ (other than 'to torment Blitz', that is) but why He'd seen fit to create so much Applejack was beyond Blitz's understanding. "How much longer?" Rainbow Bliss muttered.
"The bet was for all day" Applejack answered. "First, I wanna show off my pretty lil' slut at the Apple family market stall." Blitz was going to kill him. Some how, some way, some day Applejack would pay dearly for this.
She told herself 'this is not happening'. She could not be enjoying this, the feeling of Applejack’s strong hands on her ass. She told herself she didn't like feeling her body pressed up against the larger stallion’s hardbody. Her erect nipples and damp crotch called her a liar.
AJ slapped her ass.
“What the Hell? I didn't agree to be your punching bag!”
“A slut like you has to show it off.” Applejack said, smirking.
“But—”
“Yes, exactly. Your butt” Applejack said. “Our bet says you have to look sexy, Rainbow Bliss. So, shake it 'till you break it.”
Ordinarily, Blitz would have fought back, but somehow, being made a girl had drained his courage. Flushing madly, Bliss swished her tail. With each step she took, she swayed her hips to one side, swishing her tail and her butt beneath her frilly skirt as each step naturally came down tilted to one side or the other. In seconds, she was sauntering down the street, swaying as she went.
Applejack nodded and leered . Rainbow Bliss, blushing furiously glanced backwards briefly. The bigger stallion had a visible rise in his jeans. It had to be 8 inches long and didn't even look particularly hard.
Bliss gulped. Shortly, they arrived at the market stall. By the time they got there, Bliss had actually started to enjoy the attention that she was getting. She was still embarrassed as Hell, of course, but some secret part of her loved the way people looked at her. Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, of course.
When they arrived at the market stall, AJ's sister, Red Gala stared at Rainbow Bliss in shock. "You asked me to watch the stand for a while while you went to get a girl! That's no girl, that's a bimbo! No, it's not big enough to be a bimbo, it's a bimbette!"
Applebuck was practically drooling. Red snapped at him "Stay away from that! You don't know where it's been!"
"I'm not a foal, I can guess!"
"Hey! I can hear you, you know." Bliss protested.
AJ said "Hush now, Rainbow Bliss. Decent folks are talking. Red, why don't you take Applebuck home now? Bliss and I can take care of the stand."
"Very well, it's your funeral. But, when Grandpa Gravenstein finds out you were with that, you're going to be in trouble."
Author's Note
For non USA readers
Depending on the state, the USA school year runs from either early August to early May or early September to early June. There are 3 high school sport seasons. Fall, Winter, and Spring. (The seasons overlap a bit.) Both (American style) football and soccer (in most states) are held in the Fall Season. High school basketball is a winter sport. Some players are good enough that after one season is over, they can shift to sports in the next season.
It was different when I was young, (soccer was all but unheard of) but nowadays football games are held Friday nights and soccer games are on Saturday. "Which sport is most important/prestigious?" depends on "Which state are you talking about?"
Cheerleaders
According to the internet, some countries have them, some do not.
For those that don't, they are a group (since WWII, mostly girls) that wear uniforms, and have organized cheers & acrobatic routines. They perform at football and basketball games, although it is spreading to other sports. They perform during intermissions and try to increase student enthusiasm & team support during play.
IMO, except at halftime, they're just a distraction at basketball games. At football games, they perform between plays & are some use.
The Young 6 were organized as a cheerleading squad in one of the show's episodes
In the USA, school is in session Monday through Friday. Students often party on Friday and Saturday night. You can't legally buy, consume, or possess alcohol until you are 21 but kids often get others to buy alcohol for them.
Clothes (Un) Make The Man
Chapter 2 Chapter WITH Porn
Bliss slunk into her place beside a crate of apples. Applejack pulled a pair of pom-poms from out of a gym bag under the counter.
AJ said "Yer supposed to be a cheerleader, g'wan and cheer."
"What?"
“Looks like it's going to be a slow day,” Applejack said. “Shake it 'till you break it and see can you draw a crowd.”
Gritting her teeth, Bliss began. Every move she'd ever seen: clasp, high-V, T-motion, touchdown, and herkie with some jumps mixed in. Her cheeks might be blazing but she'd be damned if she let herself fail for lack of effort. If Rainbow Bliss had to be a cheerleader, she was going to be the best fucking cheerleader anypony ever saw.
Every day, Blitz ran 10K in 30 minutes, did warm up and cool down exercises, plus Tai Chi (Berry said "I'm not sure how much good it would do you in a real fight, but if anyone ever tries to mug you in slow motion, that fool is in for the beating of their life.) But, it seems that cheerleaders were right, this was harder work than she'd thought, and she was pouring sweat and getting winded. Plus, the liquor that she'd gulped earlier on an empty stomach was really getting to her.
Several stallions were giving her odd (and disturbing) looks, but more than a few stallions and some mares wandered over to get a better look. This got them close enough for Applejack’s sales pitch to entice them into buying something. Maybe this wasn’t entirely crazy.
An hour or so later, Bliss heard Applejack leave the stall. An instant later, she felt sompony pat her ass. With a startled yelp, Bliss whirled around. “What the Hell do you think you are doing?”
Applejack loomed over her, a leer on his face. The top of Rainbow Bliss' head barely came up to the larger stallion’s shoulders. (Berry's comment on seeing Applejack in a football uniform was "He doesn't fill that suit, he overflows it") Even unflexed, Applejack’s guns were twice the size of Bliss'. From here, Applejack’s six pack -and the bulge in his jeans -absolutely filled Bliss' vision.
“Well,” Applejack drawled, “You're sweating so hard, I figured you might need a little break. Church is starting, so the next hour or so will be pretty slow. Maybe you even deserve a reward.”
“And what’s the deal with grabbing my ass, jackass?” Bliss said.
Applejack shrugged, leering. “That ass was made for grabbing -among other things.”
Bliss blushed furiously, but she could certainly use a breather. So, she followed Applejack into the stall. Applejack reached up and dropped the curtain across the service window. Bliss refused to meet AJ’s eye. “Totally uncool. You gay or something?”
“I’m not the one who’s been eyeing other stallions' crotches for the past hour,” Applejack said casually. Bliss choked in shock.
“You're delusional!” she said lamely. (She was sure that from inside the stall AJ couldn't have seen her face and was just guessing where she was looking.)
“Yeah, right,” Applejack said. He sounded totally unconvinced. “But surely a slut like you must be curious. Care to see what a real stallion looks like?”
Stallions in high school saw each other naked all the time. In the showers after gym class, for instance. (Berry's comment after his first gym class was "I've learned to shower in front of strangers! This will be an invaluable skill if I ever join the military or get sent to prison!") Blitz had seen AJ's body in the locker room before and after basketball and baseball games. AJ was universally said to have the largest Johnson in Canterlot High, possibly in all of Equestria. (It was occasionally debated if he was larger than the princes or not.)
Part of Bliss wanted to say 'no'. But, she was curious to see AJ when he was "excited", and the liquor she'd drunk and part of her demanded that she look. Especially given that Applejack’s bulge had looked larger than she remembered …. “Sure,” she said. “Let's see what you've got.”
Applejack grinned and unbuttoned the bib on his overalls. “I gotta admit,” he said, “I've been watching The Rainbow Bliss Show myself. You are a hot piece of ass.”
Rainbow Bliss swallowed as Applejack casually unbuttoned his fly. When Applejack stripped off his jeans entirely, Blitz stared at the sheer size of the bulge in AJ’s boxers.
"You're eyes are bugging out like a tromped on toad." AJ laughed. AJ's dick hung between his legs, nearly reaching the halfway point. It didn’t even look especially hard. Applejack just grinned and tugged off his boxers. Bliss' mouth dropped open as the entirety of Applejack’s stallionhood was brought into the open. Even though it was barely at half mast, it had to be as big around as Bliss' wrist!
“Thank Solaris! That's much better. Gettin' so's I couldn't breathe." Applejack sighed. "Come on, then,” Applejack said sternly. “I showed you mine, now let's see yours. Ain't you ever played 'Doctor' before?”
Bliss scowled as she started to comply. Her hands moved to her skirt's waist.
“Not that way,” Applejack said. He waved his hand, summoning Bliss closer. “Come here.”
Once Bliss was standing before him, Applejack took one of his hands and grabbed Bliss' crotch. Bliss blushed when he realized what AJ was doing.
Applejack grinned. He hefted his trouser snake in his other hand and gave it a couple of squeezes. It quickly expanded to fill the whole of even his giant hand. Barely half of its length was covered. "Now this is what a real stallion’s dick looks like.”
Blitz stifled a gasp as Applejack pulled off her skirt before Bliss had a chance to protest. (Or so she told herself.) The big stallion’s hand was warm against Bliss' thigh, and reached nearly all the way from her butt cheek to the front of her leg. She bit her tongue as Applejack rubbed a hand over the crotch of her thong. Applejack smirked and eyed Bliss' crotch. “Solaris above!” Applejack said, chuckling. " Seems like a hot little slut like you is grateful for a real stallion's attention.”
His hand rubbed Bliss' butt. Then Applejack took a rawhide bootlace out of the gym bag, tied Bliss' hands behind her back despite her resistance and stripped her naked. Bliss' body was soaked in sweat and slippery, but AJ had enough roping experience that he had no problem hogtieing Bliss. "What the Hell! Are you insane? Is THAT your problem!?"
Despite her angry words, Rainbow stifled a groan of lust; she was dripping, even as Applejack’s boner grew into a full erection. Applejack ignored Bliss' words and said “You ever seen a real dick before?” He gestured toward his crotch and smirked. “Care to take a suck?”
“I…” Bliss shifted her weight uncomfortably. Her voice was quiet, almost whispering. She sternly told herself that she didn’t want to. She wasn't some kind of cock-sucking mare, she was really a stallion! But at the same time...the liquor had kicked in, relaxing her inhibitions, and she really wanted to.
Still, she hesitated. "My God, AJ. I don't know if I can. You don't want a blow job, you want a professional sword swallower!"
Truth be told, mares tended to find AJ's sheer size to be intimidating. Fillies his age shied away and he had his best luck among MILFs that had foals. LOTS of foals. So, he was beyond tired of hearing "You're too big",
AJ growled "Do it or admit that you ain't up to the job."
"I'll show you who 'ain't up to the job.' " Still glaring, Bliss struggled down to her knees and fell flat on her face.
With one hand Applejack grabbed Bliss by the hair and yanked her face off the floor and onto her knees. With the other he pinched Bliss' nose shut until she opened her mouth to gasp for air. Then Applejack shoved his cock into Bliss' mouth and started moving Bliss' head back and forth. "Over the lips and past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!" Applejack said.
Bliss was outraged, but she didn't quite dare to bite down. Somehow she didn't feel as brave as she usually did. Instead, Bliss struggled not to choke as Applejack's cock slid back and forth in her mouth.
Bliss let her muzzle stretch wider as Applejack shoved more and more of his dick into Bliss' mouth each stroke. Applejack moved Bliss' head up and down the big stallion’s cock, a full nine inches in length. It was far too big to fit in Bliss' throat but her tongue swished along as much of it as fit in her mouth. Bliss feared that she'd be choked but AJ seemed to be able to judge just how much she could take.
Bliss could feel it twitching as her tongue slid along its underside. Applejack groaned, and suddenly there was a warm, salty taste on his tongue.
“Damn,” Applejack sighed. “You've got a talent for this.”
Bliss managed to gulp in enough air to keep from blacking out as more and more of Applejack's precum slid down her throat. Soon, Applejack was gasping from the effort to keep his throbbing cock from exploding.
“F-fuck,” Applejack gasped. “I'm cumming—!”
A load of cum flooded Blitz’s mouth as Applejack’s hips spasmed, thrusting the the entire nine inches of his meat down Bliss' throat. Bliss fought not to choke to death as what seemed to be an endless stream of warm wallpaper paste jetted down her throat. Applejack’s entire load was deposited down Bliss' throat as his orgasm peaked. Applejack gasped and groaned, his cock flaring and stretching Bliss' mouth so wide open it felt like her jaw would unhinge.
"Swallow it, damn you," shouted Applejack, and Bliss did her best to comply.
When he finally finished, Applejack groaned and stretched. “Now that,” he said, breathing heavily, “Was the best blowjob I ever had. You sure you ain't been practicing?” as he pulled Bliss' head loose.
Bliss lips popped off of Applejack’s cock. “No, I never did this before,” she said. She tried but couldn't hold her glare. “Though it...uh...wasn’t too bad, I suppose.”
Applejack grinned widely. “Glad to hear it,” he rumbled. “Because today's just getting started.”
“What are you talking-“ Bliss began.
Bliss moaned as one of Applejack’s big hand massaged her soaking camel toe. “AJ,” Bliss groaned, “What do you think you're doing?”
“Stop movin' and shut up,” Applejack said. Then he shoved Bliss' head backward so that her head was on the floor and her vulva was facing up.
“Now, being your first time, this might hurt at first,” Applejack said, “but we should be lubed up enough for this to work.” At first, there was an incredible tightness, a resistance—and then Blitz’s eyes bulged as she felt her cherry pop and her hole suddenly spreading incredibly wide as Applejack’s member forced its way in.
“O-oh gods,” she grunted, struggling to keep herself together. “Oh, fuck, you're killing me!”
Applejack rubbed Bliss' flanks, grunting as he pushed his member a bit further into Bliss' cunt. “We ain’t done yet,” he grunted. Bliss all but melted as Applejack’s cock filled her more than she’d ever dreamed a pony could be filled. (A typical teenage guy, Blitz had never devoted much thought to what his partners were experiencing. Even if he had, Applejack was far larger than he had been.)
Applejack’s hands wrapped around her hips as more and more of his cock entered Bliss.
“F-fuck,” Applejack groaned. “You’re so damn tight.”
“M-maybe you’re just too fuckin’ big!”
Applejack bent over Bliss' lithe form, a good half of his massive cock buried in the smaller stallion. “A lil’ slut like you can’t help but cum whenever—“
He jerked a good three inches more of his tool inside of Bliss' cunt. Rainbow let out a howl as pleasure overcame the pain she felt as Applejack’s member stretched her insides.
Applejack withdrew most of his meat from Bliss...and then rammed it all in, a good nine inches spearing Bliss on its tip. Bliss wailed as pleasure overwhelmed her. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck-"
“—her stallion wants—“
Bliss was crying out now, moaning loudly in pleasure as Applejack rammed her crotch again and again. With just a thin little cloth covering the front of the stall, there was no way that everypony outside didn’t know pretty much what was going on inside. But Bliss didn’t care. She loved feeling full like this, loved being filled again and again as a stallion like Applejack made her his slut. The feeling of being stretched didn’t subside; if anything, it intensified, her insides shivering and spasming around Applejack’s massive tool. Tingling waves of pleasure ran up and down her spine as a feeling of total, utter submissiveness washed over her.
“— her to!”
Applejack rammed his massive cock into Bliss' cunt all the way to the hilt, his balls slapping against Bliss' thighs. With a cry, Bliss threw her head back and came. It was not quite the Royal Canterlot Voice, but it was impressive.
“Heh,” he heard Applejack grunt in his ear. “Not bad for a mare. Now lemme show you how a real stallion cums.”
Applejack’s massive cock thrust into Bliss' vagina, her insides clenching around it as more and more warm, thick pre cum oozed into her. Applejack’s hips flexed, his muscular thighs pressing against Bliss' tight little body with every thrust, his balls bouncing off of the smaller stallion. Applejack grunted and snorted, his hands roving hungrily across Bliss slender, sweaty body.
With a final grunt, Applejack hilted himself inside of Bliss. His cock flared, bulging with unspilled seed—and he came. His member lurched and shuddered for a moment before erupting with a tidal wave of spooge. Thick, white ropes of cum splattered against Bliss' insides, gooey spurts of cum filling her up as Applejack’s hips jerked against him again and again.
Bliss moaned as she felt Applejack’s seed sloshing around the insides of her vagina. She held a hand to her belly and groaned, squeezing her eyes shut as the last waves of Applejack's warm pleasure washed over her. “F-fuck!” she grunted. (Blitz had never really had much of a gift for turning a phrase.)
With a groan, Applejack collapsed onto the floor of the stall. Bliss grunted as her body collided with Applejack’s six pack, but then she let herself relax slightly, enjoying the feeling of the big stallion’s muscles over her.
Bliss flushed. This time, though, she didn’t glare. If anything, a small smile danced upon her lips. After a moment, she said, “...I get to keep the uniform, right?”
Applejack chuckled. She gave Bliss' ass a squeeze and drew an arm across the little transformed stallion’s not so little chest. “Don’t you fret, ‘Rainbow Bliss,’” he said, gently stroking Bliss' tits. “I got a hunch that you’ll be wearing that cute lil’ thing a lot from now on.”
"Well, I can't go out on school nights, and I've got a soccer game next Saturday, so Friday's out. Next Saturday night, about 8?"
"It's a date."
Bliss rolled over, getting out from under Applejack. She felt energized as she slid her legs between her arms so her hands were in front of her and used her teeth and a knife (kept in the booth to cut twine) to free her hands. Then she got dressed in everything but her shoes. AJ sat up and watched her.
"How about telling me 'How to get this wig off' ?"
"Dusk said it'll wear off tonight and you should be back to what passes for normal with you by tomorrow -unless you're pregnant."
"*URK*" That was a worse shock to Bliss than any time Blitz had ever been hit by lightning.
Bliss said "I always pay my debts and I owe you this" Then she did a spin kick right into AJ's face, breaking his nose and knocking him onto his back. (When hitting, a martial artist's foot or hand distorts then springs back. Paradoxically, they can kick a lot harder without shoes.)
Taking advantage of this, Bliss ran outside and flew off.
She felt a rather urgent need to go home and have a shower. Then she was going to have A Few Words with Dusk Shine.
Author's Note
There may be more chapters someday -but not someday soon.
