My name is Chirs Satou, my last name is just a joke my parents did its not actually my family name, and well... I died, I was the middle child of a family of 15, 13 of which being kids, Loud House be damned, I didn't do much I was really into gaming, I had a bit of a style over substance playstyle. Anyway, it was dinner time and we were eating chicken but I choked on a small chicken bone, they thought I was playing around to get some more soda, until the moment I actually died.

Next thing I know I get offered by a prick of a god to be reborn with a magical pet and RPG-style abilities, including access magic and moves that aren't normally possible. Now several went wrong, specifically three things;

1. I accidentally put all of the AP, or Ability Points, given to me into the Luck stat thanks to a stupid and pointless button option.
2. I get put in the basic job class, Adventurer, with no cool magic attack spells, cool weapons, or attack skills.
3. And the pet I get is a lazy demon cat with an ability that is supposed to be super powerful and cool, BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS BECAUSE IT HAS NEVER USED IT!!!!

Then I'm told that I'm getting reborn in the "peaceful" world of Equestria, turns out it's actually about as peaceful as Attack On Titan! Anywhere outside of a town has a chance to randomly spawn monsters and there's a rumor that a Demon Lord is coming... I feel like I'm going to hate my new life.

Edit: the Sex tag is only there cause of Sexual Themes.

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