[NOT CLOP]

Hey, My name is… not important anymore, simply because due to my recent actions, I'm simply referred to as 'asshole.'
What earned me such a name? Well. See my cutie mark there? I'm going to assume most of you already know what it is, so that cuts a lot of talk. So, make a long story short, I convinced Equestria that the Elements of Harmony…


are prostitutes.

[HEAVY AMOUNTS OF MATURE LANGUAGE AND OTHER SITUATIONS AND ASSHOLEY-NESS. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!]