The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

Um.. Hello.. I'm Fluttershy.. I just read Derpy's story here. I really like it.. Nobody seems to believe me though.. Really, I promise, I love it... Um.. So have you seen the new movie, Ma-

Oh.. Um.. Sorry.. I forgot what we were talking about. I really like Derpy's story..

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It's retarded.

Yep! That's totally what I think! Yup! I love it so much, that it's.. uh.. Irresistible! Yeah! Uh, I have, to, uh, to, um, like, uh, feed.. uh.. my bunnies, so, uh, I'll.. uh, be going now.. See you later.