hai gaiz its me deepy hewvs an dis my sory of getig a mofin from da redfrigderator an eatn it yum yuum ya i no derp herp derp. feeturing twilit sporkel. ranbow dass. rarety. an flutershi. da chaptrs r rly short cuz i wana keep u reedin.

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Okay! Have fun figuring out the abomination I have just written here. Awful spelling, yes. Horrible plotline, yes. That's the point! :3
This is my attempt at a trollfic. Read on to find out what the tragedy tag is for. I promise, nothing happens to the Derper.