The Badlie Writne and Speld Adenturs of Deepy Hewvs

Hello dear. I'm Rarity, and I own the dress shop down the street. You wanted to ask me about Derpy's story? ....Derpy has a story? Oh dear. Let me read it.

Rarity examines the story.

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Oh.. Oh my.. Just as I expected. Of all the possible things, this is..

THE!

WORST!

POSSIBLE!

THING!

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...I need to go.