WARNING: THIS STORY HAS BEEN DEEMED AN OLD SHAME. IT DOES NOT REFLECT THE AUTHOR'S CURRENT WORK, AND IN FACT SUCKS ASS. FOR PRESERVATION PURPOSES IT WILL REMAIN.

Something new has been invented. Something modern. Something sleek. You want it, don't you?

Wrote this in like an hour. Quality not guaranteed, just a quickie while I try to get back into the writing groove.