Daniel's Dangerous Dynasty

A simple glimps of an average post-marriage day between both sides of Earth and Hell, starring none other than the King and Queen of Hell, themselves!

It's another bright and early morning in Daniel's home. He's sleeping soundly, yet snoring loudly. After spending one week in Hell with his wife for some much-needed "Post-Marriage Activities" involving the two of them, he was just happy to be home. Soon, another week passed, and everything was back to normal again... well, as normal as being the King of Hell can be.

*Beep! Beep! Beep!* the alarm rang next to him.

Daniel yawned before gently reaching his hand over to the alarm and gently patting the top of it, cracking one eye open. "Five more minutes, please, okay bud?"

The alarm opened its eyes and purred, before tilting down in a nod, and silencing itself for said request.

"Thanks..." he said gratefully, before drifting back to quiet, peaceful slumber.

It was another shitty day in Hell... and yet, Mina was content with things. She was sleeping soundly in her king-sized bed, with her arms splayed out, and her hooves tucked away beneath the comfortable warm blankets.

Since her Estrus had passed, and her husband having fulfilled his sacred duty of scratching that "itch" of hers for a week, she was overwhelmingly exhausted.

Then the alarm beside her bed started to ring.

*Beep! Bee-*

Suddenly she slammed her fist on it, and it widened its eyes, as she glared at it from beneath her blanket. Only her glowing red eyes were visible within the shadow.

"Beep one more time, and I will rip your cord out of the front end, and strangle you with it!"

It yelped before silencing itself immediately... and perhaps indefinitely.

She yawned, then closed her eyes once more, returning to her dreams and fantasies. Naturally, it involved murder. This time, though, the victim was a very, very annoying alarm clock.

Daniel opened the fridge and smiled. "Oh, good, I remembered to stock up last night!" he said, as he saw the beautiful, beautiful sight of foods, booze, and drinks that would ooze in beautiful sparks of carbon and juice.

"Man, it's good to be home." he said with a smile.

Mina opened the fridge and scowled. "Fuck. Empty again." she said, as her fridge was, as stated, spacious and empty, but loaded with air. Her child-bearing stomach needed much more care.

"I miss my old home." she said with a frown, recalling her memories of always having plenty of food back in Equestria... even if most of it was of questionable origin.

Daniel finished a bowl of cereal. "Ahh... that hit the spot!"

Mina finished the last of a small bag of chips, and her stomach growled a bit. She glared at it. "Oh, fuck off! You're the one eating all the food, you little shit!"

Daniel flushed the toilet, after handling his morning business.

Mina glared as she used her cleaver to slice through a tentacle monster that somehow found its way through the drains, and into her toilet. "I'LL BAKE YOU INTO A CRISP, YOU UNSAVORY SWAMP-JUMPING FU-"

Daniel stood there dripping in water as he finished with his shower. He stood still, holding his hairbrush, as he checked himself out in the mirror. He smiled, and his pearly whites let out a nice little shine.

Mina stood there dripping in blood as she finished slicing the creature up into pieces. She stood shakily, and breathed heavy, as she held her blood-soaked cleaver, and checked herself out in what's left of her broken mirror. She glared even deeper at it, and the rest of the mirror shards shattered and fell into the cracked up sink.

Daniel checked out the shirts in his dresser, before pulling out his newest shirt: a t-shirt that says "#1 HUSBAND". A shirt that was fine-tailored by none other than his beloved wife... or rather, an associate of hers from Equestria that owed her a small favor for something she refused to speak of.

"At least I have you." he said.

Mina opened her dresser and pulled out a drawer. As she went to grab another one of her lingerie pieces, however, she stumbled upon the white and blue dress that was picked out by perhaps the second human in her life she didn't want to kill. This made her smile a bit, as said human made her recall her husband's smiling face in her mind.

"At least I have you." she admitted.

Daniel finished working on another website, and turned it in to his client. They responded with their appreciation, and forwarded him the payments through digital purchasing.

He was happy to have helped yet another satisfied client!

Mina sat on her throne and sighed, as she heard two demons bickering back and forth over who is in possession over what. She raised a hand and silenced them.

"Guys... just fight to the death over it. Next!"

She was bored as hell, as she knew she'd have to deal with yet another unsatisfied subject.

Daniel sat there on his couch and played video games. Player 2 joined in about five minutes ago... and Daniel was winning against him. Upon winning the race, he heard his competition groan.

"Dammit, man! Best five out of six, then!" Death shouted.

Daniel shrugged his shoulders. "Game on, bitch!"

Mina sat on her couch and flipped through the channels, as more and more deaths were reported from the COVID Situation.

"Ugh... bored..." she said, flipping the channel. Then something caught her eye... a cooking channel, where an angry blonde man shouted insults at his workers who were slacking off, with colorful language and aggressive reactions.

"Heh... here's a good one." she said, as the name of the show flashed on the screen... a fitting name, of course.

"Hell's Kitchen... will be right back!" the announcer said. She frowned, as she knew commercials were incoming.

"Damn."

Daniel and Death bumped glasses as they drank bottles of cheap beer. After the incident with Hell's brand, he was at least learning to drink in moderation this time... and that he'd stick with Earth's brands from now on.

Mina glared at the bartender and tapped on the counter. "I SAID ANOTHER DRINK, DAMMIT!" she slurred, flailing her cleaver around in the air wildly.

The bartender held his hands up in defense, standing a good distance away from the massive blade. "B-but you've already had twenty, Your Highness!"

"Yes... and you'll be missing twenty cubic inches of your stomach if I don't see my cup filled back up in the next five seconds!"

"Y-yes, Your Highness! Understood!" he shakily said before quickly pouring more Hellish Froth into the flagon.

After wrapping things up, Daniel sat on the side of his bed and looked at his phone. Then he smiled, before dialing Mina's number.

Mina was glaring at her phone while lazing on her bed.

"I swear, that husband of mine better call me before the stroke of midnight, or I will drag him into Hell, myself!" she shouted.

The phone began to ring immediately, and she finally smiled again. "Good boy."

"Hey, hon... so, how was your day?" Daniel asked, ready for their exchange of stories for the remainder of time they had.

Finally, after the call was over, they rested up, ready for another average day to come... that is, until the occasional break of routine.