Jamin's Dumping Grounds

It's mid-morning in Canterlot Castle, and I'm walking through the halls. Ponies are moving to and fro, some cleaning, others delivering things. It's a typical sight for any day in the castle, and like always the ponies are mostly naked. Only the guards wear more than socks and shoes, even then, their armor still leaves access to their genitals. Being the only human in a world of anthro ponies has taken a bit of getting used to, but there are definitely a lot of positives to it. I no longer have to wear clothes, which was always a bother to me, and thanks to the advancement of magical medicine, there aren't any STDs, so free and casual sex is rament.

I smile as I pass a maid who's sucking off one of the guards. It's a wonderful place to be, even if I do miss Earth sometimes. One of the other fun quirks of Equestria is they don't have toilets, despite indoor plumbing for showers and sinks. Ponies relieve themselves wherever they want, a fair number of them enjoy giving or receiving pony waste. It's quite common to see a pony pissing or shitting on another pony, or drinking/eating it. I myself like doing both, and will offer myself to any pony who wants to, which is why I'm headed where I'm headed.

I make my way into Celestia's study, happy to find the princess working on a couple of things at her desk. She looks up and smiles at me as I enter the room. I smile back as I make my way over to her desk. Normally Celestia stands a good head and a half taller than me but, when she's sitting in her chair I can just reach my target. I take a hold of my cock and aim it at her breasts, and let fly with my urine. The golden stream splashes into the cave between her large boobs, letting my piss flow down and discolor her fur. Sweeping my stream back and forth across her breasts, I manage to turn most of the fur a nice garish yellow by the time my stream runs out.

"Thanks for the hot shower Jamin." Celestia says as she leans down and licks the tip of my cock clean of the last drops of piss.

"Sure thing Celly, I know how you like it." I reply and give her a quick kiss on the cheek.

"As much fun as it's been, I do have an appointment coming up that I need to prepare for." Celestia says as looks back at the papers on her desk.

"Alright, I'll see you later Celly." I say and make my way out of her study. Just as I close the door I find myself teleported into a dark room. It takes a few moments for my eyes to adjust, but I'm in Luna's room and she's sitting on the edge of the bed, looking at me expectantly. I smile and walk over to her, and lay down on the bed. She climbs back onto the bed and straddles me, pressing her pussy against my mouth. As soon as I open my mouth, she starts peeing. Her bitter urine fills my mouth, as I swallow, struggling to keep up with her stream. Thankfully she runs out before she manages to overfill my mouth.

Now that she's done, Luna rolls off of me and falls back asleep instantly. This isn't the first time she's done this and she knows what I'm going to do as payback for teleporting me like that. I get up, walk around to her head and squat down. With a grunt I start pushing out a log of shit, which lands right on her cheek. A second one joins it, landing on her horn and a third lands on her mouth. I stand and move around to her biggest pillow and squat again. With one last push I drop a fourth, soft turd on her pillow. I know she likes it and is going to enjoy the surprise when she wakes up.

Leaving her room I make my way down through the castle to the guard break room. It's one of my favourite places to hang out as a lot of guards come through needing to pee. Stepping in I can already see there's a couple of guards on their lunch breaks, likely the early morning shift. I make my way over to my usual spot, right above a drain in the corner. As soon as I sit down on the padded bench that the guards set up for me, one of the guards makes his way over to me. My mouth is open and ready before he can even reach me. He steps up and slips his cock into my waiting mouth, moments later I'm treated to a flow of bitter piss. I swallow as quickly as I can, but some leaks out of my mouth and dribbles down my chin. It takes about thirty seconds for him to run dry and when he does I start sucking on his cock.

Stroking the base and bobbing my head, I get him to groan. His cock splurts some precum onto my tongue which I greedily down as I work him deeper into my mouth. As I take him into my throat, I reach around behind him and slip a couple of fingers into his ass. The guard groans even louder and his cock flares in my mouth, shooting his cum down into my stomach. He pulls out when his orgasm comes to an end and wipes it on my face as I smile up at him. As he leaves another guard enters and rushes over to me, turning around, the new guard presses he anus up against my mouth and floods my mouth with runny shit. I swallow as quickly as I can, but it's too much and leaks out of my mouth. After a couple moments I'm forced to pull back, just as another jet of shit shoots out of the guards ass, and plasters my face. Thankfully I closed my eyes in time.

After another minute of shit splattering me, I hear the guard walk away. A few moments later a bucket of warm water is poured on me, washing away the shit plastering my face. Another bucket is used about a minute later and I'm able to open my eyes again safely. The guard helping me walks off with the two buckets, off to fill them up again in case they're needed. As I'm sitting there, drenched to the bone, another guard walks up cock in hand. I open my mouth to let him slip the tip inside, and as soon as it's in, he starts pissing.

I begin gulping down his piss, trying to keep up with him, but slowly failing. After a few seconds my mouth fills with more pee that I can swallow and leaks out of the corners of my lips. I have to pull my head back and let it pour down ton my chest, by the time he's done my chest is soaked with his piss.