Jamin's Dumping Grounds

I'm sleeping in my bed peacefully when a stream of warm liquid splatters on my chest. I bolt up and get a face full of it, and decide to lay back down. The stream continues for a minute or so and is trailed up and down my body. My coat and blanket are soaked and there's a puddle under me when the stream stops. I wipe my face with a hoof and look up at the culprit. Twilight is standing over me with her tail still out of the way of her marehood. I sit back up and lick her pussy clean, enjoying the taste of her piss and honeypot mixed together.

Twi moved off of me, and smiled down at me. I rolled my eyes and said, "you know there are normal toilets for when I'm sleeping, right?"

"Please, you love it when I do this and you know it." She replies as she hops off the bed.

"Okay, you have a very good point." I say, laying back down in the puddle of her piss.

Later that morning, after a shower, breakfast and cleaning up my bed, I head to the library. I need to look up some reference material for a story I'm writing. A couple hours later I'm laying on the floor, reading through a couple books, comparing information when Twi walks in. She steps up to me and I know what she's here for. I put the books aside and go to roll over, except her magic stops me; she steps over me and squats so her pussy and anus are visible above my face. She grunts and pushes out a ball of shit right onto my face, which forces me to close my eyes. A second lands a little higher up, on my horn and a third lands on the tip of my muzzle. The fourth causes the mess to split in half and roll off of my face.

I open my eyes and see her plot still in front of my face. I lean up and lick her anus clean, there's a couple of small clumps of shit that were stuck, but I was able to lick them away. When I pulled away I turned my attention to the mess on the floor, I started on the pile of shit that had rolled off of my face to the left, since it was smaller. Bite after bite of bitter shit was chewed and swallowed, until that pile was gone and I turned my attention to the other pile. It was definitely larger but I set to work on it and devoured it in short order before looking back up at Twi, who had cast a futa spell on herself and was jerking off. I opened my mouth to show her that I ate it all and she stuffed her cock into my mouth. She quickly started fucking my face, her cock was the biggest I had seen and her balls were massive, easilly the size of grapefruits.

Twi didn't last long, she pulled out after about a minute and stroked herself several more times before her cum rocketed from her cock and splattered all over my face. That was just the first volly, a second arc'd over my head and onto my back, before I could lunge forward and wrap my lips around her cock and slip it into my throat. Her next two vollies went down my throat before I was overwhelmed and the cock slipped out of my mouth entirely. Two more vollies splattered the floor before she was spent. Her magic showed that this wasn't over as she pushed my head down to the floor and aimed her cock at my face. A stream of piss sprayed from the tip of her cock and quickly washed away the cum on my face. Her stream lasted a good minute as she soaked my mane, and back as she aimed it up and over my head. By the time she was done there was a big puddle on the floor under me.

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It's the next morning and I'm in the kitchen getting breakfast. The kettle is whistling as Twi walks in and I step over to the stove to make my tea. After adding honey and my tea bag to the cup I fill it up with hot water and turn back to my bowl of cereal I was making, levitating my tea along. The milk is no longer out and Twi has the bowl in her magic, held up to her marehood. She starts pissing in my cereal, her golden stream completely replacing the need for milk. When she's done she turns around and levitates the bowl over to the table for me, and provides me with a spoon.

I smile at her and sit down, setting my tea next to my bowl of cereal. I scoop up a spoonful and stick it in my mouth. It's a little salty and a bit bitter, the sugary cereal helps counter the taste of her pee. All in all it's not bad, and I take another bite. A couple minutes later I'm draining the last of her piss into my mouth which at this point is sweet and salty thanks to the sugar on the cereal.