The Chronicles of Derp: An Unlikely Hero
The Chapter In Which A Shocking Discovery Is Made
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDerpy looked around wondering where to go next. She stood there for what seemed like hours before she walked towards the moon. She was sure it was Nightmare Moon. She would be pretty suprised if it wasn't. But the strange thing was she kept coming across puddles of brown liquid. It smelt oddly familiar. She had just walked on ignoring it. She kind of doubted it would be Nightmare Moon because of those puddles. It just didn't seem like something Nightmare Moon would do. Anyway, she kept walking towards the moon. While she was walking she noticed something strange. In the sky there were bluey blobs. They were the shape of clouds and dripping out of them was the brown liquid. She decided she would do something. She stood underneath the blob, put her head up and opened her mouth. Small drops of brown liquid landed in her mouth. Her taste buds suddenly tingled in excitement. It tasted like... no. It couldn't be. It tasted like... chocolate milk. As soon as she thought those last two words there was angry squawk from behind her. She twisted round rapidly and saw a chicken. Except... it had a snakes body. She had come across a... a... a cockatrice. She shut her eyes firmly determined not to look at it. Then she realised what she had seen the yellow, animal loving pegasus Fluttershy do. Her eyes suddenly shot open and she attempted what many people called 'the Fluttershy stare of doom' she excpected it not to work but she was wrong. She felt her legs turn solid. It felt like they were incased in stone. Well, they were incased in stone. The cockatrice doubled it's efforts. The rest of Derpy's body started to turn to stone quicker but she had one last thing to try that she had seen Fluttershy do.
"AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" She yelled. The cockatrice was taken aback but soon recovered and kept trying. But Derpy kept yelling. "YOU CAN'T JUST TURN PEOPLE TO STONE! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!" She continued. She was suprised at how much like Fluttershy she sounded. She kept yelling and eventually the stone blew apart scattering everywhere. The cockatrice stared in suprise. Derpy kept staring. The cockatrice could almost feel the anger seeping down for this pegasus that stared down at it. It turned round with speed and flew off. Derpy suddenly heard clapping behind her.
"Bravo!" Said a voice. The voice was suprisingly cheery. Derpy turned round to see a creature standing there. It was a jumble of different things. Derpy knew who this was and she wasn't going to let him return that easily. Derpy went for the Draconequus that stood there but with a snap of his fingers they both dissapeared in a flash of light.
Authors Notes: I apoligise for the shortness of this chapter. I just wanted to get the introduction of the REAL villain out of the way before I continued. If you have any requests for the story or you know who the villain is (it's easy to guess now. Just by the chocolate milk and the name Draconequus.) put them in the comments. Fifth and possibly final chapter coming soon.
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