The Dragonpony

by Prince Polaris

First published

Hory shet I got featured [8/17/2020], thank you all so much :0

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March 01 2023- IT'S FINALLY FINISHED! WOO! Sorry about the change in quality from the 2020 chapters and the ones I just wrote, I've learned my lesson about not publishing a fic until it's complete!

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still kinda need a proofreader ;~;

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Sometimes, being the only pony who knows how to fix an obscure sound system from the 1980s is a good thing. After all, it led to getting in bed with Celestia...

Tinker is a dragonpony, whose talent revolves around computers. He has an interest in old sound equipment though, much like the kind that makes up part of Canterlot Castle's intercom. None of the ponies in Canterlot could figure it out, Polaris flew up from Ponyville to give it a shot, and not even he could make sense of it.

So, he recommended Tinker- a 22 (at the time >_>) year old computer repair stallion that he knew, who for some reason, knew way too much about technology that was already outdated by the time he was born.

Conveniently, Princess Celestia is currently experiencing the worst estrus cycle of the decade, and she asks Tinker if he can figure out why the stereo in her bedroom is only coming through on one side. Sadly, Tinker wouldn't even get the chance to realize that she was making it all up, because her bedroom was actually a well-laid dragonpony trap that he walked right into.

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Fetishe-

Chapter 1- Setting it up, really
Chapter 2- A considerable amount of sex, making a huge mess, trying to paint an already white mare white, biting to the point of (a little) blood, a brief 69, extremely long orgasms thanks to sum magic
Chapter 3- How are these two still so horny after last night, anal on Tia's balcony while she raises the sun, secks in the shower, A LOT OF SECKS IN THE SHOWER, roleplaying as Daybreaker, even more biting/blood but it's not that bad
Chapter 5- Tonk fixes his orgasm extension spell, then tests it out with Celestia's maid (and then a guard, because there is no escaping the ghey)
Chapter 5- Tinker finally experiences the full poower of Nightmare Moon's thicc booty, then he gets turned into a normal pony mare and is then railed by Moon's giant cock, and then Luna tries something new with dream magic OwO
Chapter 6- Luna tries to one-up her sister by trying out Tinker's dragon side

This concept has been moved to a seperate story that I may or may not write someday: Celestia hungers for more dragonpony so she takes a vacation to Inferno Cavern where the whole place is just dragonponies and holy shit king blaze is hot AF