[Currently undergoing a rewrite! Careful, road works ahead. I sure hope it does!]

A mistake with an ancient book of dark magic results in Twilight being 'living-impaired'. What follows is a series of (mis)adventures involving tax evasion and constant decapitation.

Though this story is a comedy, please take note of the Gore and Dark tags. If that kind of stuff and dark comedy is unpleasant for you, I'd recommend reading something else.

Art is cropped from #149269, used without permission as is apparently tradition on this site.