“Hello, Celestia, why have you come to Ponyville?” Twilight Asked, as Celestia had shown up without any explanation.
Celestia took out a shiny, mostly tubular piece of metal, and she cried “EAT LEAD, MY FAITHFUL STUDENT!”
Twilight felt several points of hot agony pierce through her, she writhed and cried in pain.
She quickly gathered magic in her horn and teleported across Ponyville, but Celestia was somehow already there, in fact: multiple Celestias were there, and they sprayed more pain into her, she screamed.

“wOaH wHaT aRe We DoInG HeRe?” Discord asked, appearing out of nowhere.
Celestia responded by spraying him with lead, as well.
“A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H” Twilight screamed out her parched throat.

Celestia’s clones then duplicated again, and again,soon they numbered in the millions, they spread over Equestria like a plague of locusts, unloading obscene quantities of lead into everything they came across, yet nothing died, these bullets seemed to only induce pain, not actual damage.

The Celestias then spread into space, they continued their process, they sprayed enough lead to create a blackhole.
“YARG!” Captain Celano cried in pain as the Celestias yeeted her with 384623845637784564374543787734548576748549595879364385637889485674! Bullets. (The ! is for factorial, not an exclamation).

“OH YES HARDER!” Luna yelled as 1462967482754628 Celestias simultaneously shot her up.
“Not again,” Cheerlie sighed as she experienced her ninth school shooting today, “Okay,you know the drill, use Apple Bloom as cover.”
Eventually the swarm found their way into the human world…

“ZOUCH!” Cried the entire population of The Czech Republic.
“Hey you gonna eat that?” Bob Murray asked Celestia, gesturing towards her lead bullets.
“No, go ahead and eat some.” she said as she brought her gun to bear on Bob.

Celestia then loaded her 747 and shot it at every single tower in existence, making Andrew Yang catch on fire, which Celestia put out by shooting him with an incendiary round.

“We’ve got to stop Celestia, she’s gone too far!” Applejack shouted over the din of constant gunfire.
“I agree, we should gather the elements.” Said Fluttershy, who for some reason wasn’t being shot at.
Fluttershy then galloped off.
“DON’T LEAVE ME WITH THIS MADPONY!” Applejack shouted, but it was too late Fluttershy was already gone.

“MUAHAHAHA!” Celestia283 cried with glee from the highest tower of canterlot.
“Hey, Celestia, there’s one thing you didn’t account for!” Fluttershy interrupted her.
“Oh, and what’s that, pray tell?” she asked.
“THIS!” the doors of the balcony behind her opened and out rolled The Panzer Of The Lake.
“You!” Celestia locked onto the Panzer with malice burning in her eyes.

“You didn’t drown me, I survived in the lake, biding my time, giving wisdom to those who passed by, I am invincible.” He stated.
Celestia let out a yell of pure rage and shot a fireball towards the Panzer.
It deflected off his armour, he responded by shooting Celestia, she died instantly.

The Panzer then flipped off the Balcony into the Streets of Canterlot, which was very impressive, considering that he was a tank.
“F A C E M E !” he yelled in an amplified voice over all of reality, all of the Celestias flew towards him at FTL speeds, but he had learnt to reload in a Planck time, so he instantly defeated them all, all of them but one…

“Please forgive me, I was not myself.” She croaked.
“What you did was unforgivable, and I shouldn’t do so…” The Panzer spoke.
“But?,” Celestia seemed to look into that Panzer for any mercy he possessed.
“I won’t.” The panzer fired a single shell, a shell to end this.

Celestia died without a sound, the ponies that had stood captivated stood shocked for a moment, then they began to clap, and cheer, the roar of the crowd grew.
“You did it!” Rarity congratulated The Panzer Of The Lake.

“Equestria no longer has a leader!” The Panzer announced to the crowd, they very quickly fell silent. “You are leaderless, therefore I nominate myself to lead!”
The crowd roared and cheered, it seemed none would oppose him.
“No, the last thing we need is another tyrant!” Twilight tried to say, but her voice was washed away by the crowd.

The Panzer Of The Lake wasted no time making himself the Totalitarian Dictator of Equestria, the ponies grew accustomed to his rule, but he spent more and more on building more panzers… until 20 years later.
“The Panzer says he’s going to build a grand panzer army.” Rainbow Dash reported, flying back from Canterlot.
“His spending is growing more and more ridiculous.” Applejack sighed.
“Nopony can oppose his might.” Twilight stated.
“EXCEPT ME!” Said Celestia6367, coming out of nowhere.
“AAAAAHH! NOT YOU AGAIn!” Rarity shouted.

“FCUK! I’VE BEEN ALIVE ALIVE ALL THIS TIME HAHAHAHA SHE SAID.” She said, incorrectly. “GEORGE YOU ASSHOLE!” She added at the asshole.
“What?” Twilight asked, clearly confused.
“Nothing, just this asshole is being a fucking bitch to the author.” she stated.
“You know, some walls are meant to stay intact¿” Twilight said.
“Well, I can defeat the Panzer now, because I have an anti-tank rifle.” She told them all.
“Why should we trust you after what you did to us all?” Twilight Asked.
“Ummm… I actually can’t answer that question.” She said.
“Twi, this is our only chance, I say we go with her.” Rainbow commented.
“Okay, let’s do it.” Twilight says reluctantly.

The ponies show up in Canterlot.
“Oh, you survived, nice,” The Panzer said, “well, I’m going now.”
The Panzer then rolled away from Equestria without another word, never to be seen again.
“Wait, we didn’t even need to kill him?” the ponies all asked, clearly confused.
“I say we never speak of this again.” Rarity said.

They all agreed to never mention this event, Celestia erased all mention of this from everypony’s memories, and life continued as before.

Author's Note

I was bored, and I felt like writing anything, so I spewed this out, I hoped you enjoyed, I don't think I'll ever revisit this, now if you excuse me, I have several terrorist attacks that need organising.*

*To those who think I'm serious: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/joke