“Hey, you guys remember that super fun time that we had yesterday?” Celestia asked.
“We have no idea what you’re on about.” The Mane Six responded.
“Oh, yeah, I had to erase it from your memories, but I promise it was super action packed.” She went on.
“Well, if we agreed to that, then it’s probably best not talked about.” Twilight said.
“Well, I would’ve but, apparently, chapter 1 wasn’t 1000 words of story content.” Celestia said as she rammed her head into your computer screen.
“WOAH, NO, DON’T INTERACT WITH THE AUDIENCE!” Rainbow cried, clearly distressed.
“Why is your [redacted] out? You’re seriously [redacted] to this? You are sick.” Celestia spoke.

Twilight sighed, and said “Just please stop.”
“In fact, I’m going to go threaten the author until he makes a third chapter, bye for now,” with that, Celestia disappeared in a flash of magical light.

“Do we go after her?” Fluttershy contributed to the conversation, for once.
“Nah, when she starts on something like this, it’s best we let her go ahead with it, besides I remember what happened yesterday, you see: Alicorns are unaffected by memory removal.” Twilight stated.
“So, what can we do?” Applejack asked.
“Finish what Celestia started: stare at the audience really intensely.” Twilight said.

They all turned and started at you really intensely, turning this from a 3rd person narrative to a 2nd person narrative. Their stares seemed to be intensifying factorially, you felt really, really uncomfortable, like really: you had never felt this uncomfortable in your life ever before.

It felt like they had been staring at you for years, in fact: they probably had been, you chuckled, it was an uncomfortable sound, it hitched in your throat and made you uncomfortable. But the thing that made you really uncomfortable was that the author was dedicating this much of the story to having the main characters do naught but stare at you.

“Woah, what are you guys doing? You’ve been gone for 3 days, I came to check on you- wait, were you staring at the audience again?” Starlight said, walking in.
“Yes.” They all replied in the most Wojak Chad voice they could muster.
“I’m not a virgin!” Starlight said, clearly irritated at what they had all implied, “I’m a Snitch Harnet’s Nest, too.”

“You know, Lorx won’t read this story, so literally nobody will understand your comparison.” Twilight said with a straight face.
“Is this entire story filler content? I think the moderators might turn it down.” Starlight said.
“Well, it’s kind of a subtle comedy that contributes to the plot, although it’s entirely subjective, it depends on who you ask.” Twilight said.
“Uh, pardon me, but why are we still here, again?” Applejack asked.
“We’re waiting for Celestia to finish molesting the author.” Twilight reminded Applejack.
“Well, we can do that in Ponyville.” Starlight said.

Reverse card beating slovakia no rights later. (Hats off to you if you understand what that means.)

“I AM A NIGGER BRONY!” Yelled an OC that was completely out of place.
“Who are you?” Twilight asked.
“Yeet!” yelled the wild OC as it ran off.
“Well, that was weird.” Said Rainbow Dash.
“Yes, t’was,” Said Twilight, who felt like suddenly using a contraction.

“I AM REDUNDANTLY SUPERFLUOUSLY BEHAVING AS A SESQUIPEDALIAN!” Celestia yelled suddenly, teleporting onto Pinkie Pie’s back.
“Ouch!” Pinkie exclaimed as she collapsed from the sudden force.
“Was that really necessary?” Starlight asked.
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” Celestia said as she drop-kicked Spike into a mountain.
“Yeah I get he doesn’t have feelings, but that was just cruel.” Rarity said.
“I KNOW!” Celestia shouted, still unwilling to stop using all caps.
“Can you stop shouting?” Applejack asked.
“NO, I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE!” Celestia said as she threw her hoof in the trash can, “SCORE!” She exclaimed.
The mane 7 sighed.

Celestia was doing flips through the air, she was acting really hyper-active, ridiculously so, everypony was confused, then Celestia let out a large burst of energy and she shot off towards a mountain, she made no move to avoid it, everyone cringed.
At the last moment she snapped up in a 78921G turn.
“ZOUCH!” She cried.

“Why are we still here, there is no more story plot?” Starlight asked.
“Eureka!” Twilight spoke “I get it, we’re not in reality, we’re in a construct, a place of eternal confusion, we must break free!”
“How do we do that?” Starlight asked.
“We must travel to fight the creator, this will be a hard journey, but we must learn to not fall for his tricks, Princess Celestia would never act like that, we can’t trust anyone but ourselves.” Twilight said.
“How do you know we can trust ourselves? some of us might be implanted spies or something.” Starlight asked.
“We can’t” Twilight stated simply, then she turned, “let’s start now.”

The Mane 7 stood in The Friendship castle, overlooking the Cutie Map.
“The Cutie Map is the one thing that cannot be changed, no matter what demented place you might be in.” Twilight said.

Suddenly, everypony's' Cutie Mark started to glow the map zoomed out immensely and revealed a huge world that nopony had ever seen before, and their marks hovered over a small plateau at the top of a gargantuan mountain.
“I can magically display this map with my magic.” Twilight said.
Twilight’s horn glowed and a smaller replica of the map glowed in front of her.

“Well, we better get started then!” Rainbow Dash said.

Author's Note

Fimfiction removed this for not having a high enough word count, so I thought screw it, and I’ve just set this story out on the plan of a long adventure that I’ll never have the time or commitment to finish.
Please review feedback, I eat those, I don’t want to starve.