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Half-Life: Pastel Paradise

by I aint no damn brownie
Equestria is in danger. It’s up to the crowbar-wielding physicist, Gordon Freeman, to save the day.

The Black Mesa Research Facility wasn’t the only thing affected by the Resonance Cascade. As it turns out, multiple planets were put in its blast zone. One of those planets being Equus.

It’s up to Dr. Gordon Freeman, the crowbar-wielding scientist, to save it.

And this time, he isn’t alone.

Featured 2/19/20

Teen
Complete
Death
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Science Fiction
Comedy
Half Life
Profanity
Adventure
Violence
Crossover
 
CARS

93723 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read
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30 Chapters:

  1. Assignment Chosen 2020-08-23 06:52:20 UTC
    3258
  2. Lazy Day 2020-08-26 03:20:44 UTC
    2430
  3. Goin’ Down the Fast Way 2020-08-29 03:58:05 UTC
    5094
  4. The Working-Class Individual 2020-09-01 09:46:36 UTC
    2889
  5. Gordon's World! Party Time! Excellent! 2020-09-04 20:13:52 UTC
    3338
  6. Thoughts and Feelings 2020-09-08 06:46:15 UTC
    2989
  7. The B-Team 2020-09-10 06:42:18 UTC
    2460
  8. Four Brave Champions 2020-09-13 22:39:36 UTC
    3407
  9. Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked 2020-09-17 02:23:46 UTC
    2707
  10. Phantom Express 2020-09-19 06:04:39 UTC
    3227
  11. The City is not Safe 2020-09-23 00:45:38 UTC
    3000
  12. Claustrophobia 2020-09-26 16:35:22 UTC
    3185
  13. Alone Again... Unnaturally. 2020-09-29 16:58:17 UTC
    2598
  14. River City- Er, uh.. Canterlot Castle Ransom 2020-10-02 02:32:53 UTC
    4158
  15. X E N 2020-10-06 03:24:01 UTC
    2715
  16. I’m not Paralyzed, But I Seem to be Struck by You. 2020-10-09 21:10:55 UTC
    3980
  17. Crowded Streets Are Cleared Away.. One by One. 2020-10-14 07:21:42 UTC
    2986
  18. Hero’s Journey 2020-10-19 07:30:46 UTC
    3386
  19. The Battle of the Centur-! Week. 2020-10-24 00:06:28 UTC
    2528
  20. Worm. 2020-10-28 19:43:43 UTC
    2764
  21. Chase You 2020-11-04 04:24:47 UTC
    2964
  22. Freeman and Spike - Kraken’s Inside Story 2020-11-14 07:38:18 UTC
    3426
  23. Friendly Conversation 2020-11-20 10:13:01 UTC
    2866
  24. I Was Born With My Feet in Motion 2020-12-25 08:52:30 UTC
    2651
  25. I’m Running, Wide Open. 2020-12-25 08:52:34 UTC
    2900
  26. Ties That Bind. 2020-12-25 08:52:40 UTC
    2797
  27. Strapped for Cash 2021-01-13 11:01:40 UTC
    2942
  28. Expurgation 2021-02-16 10:37:42 UTC
    3218
  29. The World Ain’t Slowin’ Down 2021-03-12 08:21:34 UTC
    2572
  30. GFM 2021-03-20 23:05:02 UTC
    4288