After a spell goes awry, Shining Armor's cock gets stuck in Cadance's ass. Mom, Dad, dad jokes, Twilight, Spike, the fire department's rescue squad, and even Nurse Redheart are all unable to separate them.

Disclaimers: contains accidentally-in-public buttsex. Does not contain foalcon or incest.

(Feature boxed in 52 minutes! Four hours to #1!)

I came for the sexy shenanigans. I stayed for the comedy. If anyone in 2020 needs a soul-fulfilling laugh, read this story.
—Steel Quill

mein gott
—Sledge115

You will never see such hilarity in terms of stuckage clop in your life.
— Vis-a-Viscera

Preread by Steel Quill, Raleigh, Sledge115, Vis-a-Viscera, and Samey90

Art is cropped Derpibooru 1667723 (which was also the inspiration).