Bad Touch!!!

by SkekSil the Chamberlain

Do my Assistant for Science!

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For once, things around Ponyville were quiet. The markets ran smoothly, ponies got to work on time, and school was in session. There wasn't even a peep from the dark and evil Everfree forest that the town resided besides. Even so, most of the denizens were expecting the other shoe to drop at some point during the day. This attitude was because they knew, if it wasn't monsters coming out of the forest, it was something involving the town's latest denizen, Celestia's personal student Twilight Sparkle and her friends. As grateful as the town was for them acting as their protectors, all of them attracted trouble like parasprites to anything they could digest. Those who had money on it being the purple bookworm herself to cause a disturbance this time around should have got their due.

"Barb, can you hand me my fine magic chalk please?" Twilight asked the small purple dragon as she rummaged and rearrange things. She had to clear a large space in her lab for this experiment. Drawing magic circles were usually recommended to be done outdoors or at least done in a large enough room. Due to the sensitive nature of this particular summon, it was probably best to do it in an enclosed space, even if it were smaller than required by standard regulation. She trembled in delight at what she could learn if this experiment came out successful. It would be the first male seen in a thousand years. She read ancient tomes on the biological differences between males and female anatomy, and how both operated in the procreation process. Concerning the subject, she was practically the leading expert. Most ponies these days believed males were fictitious imaginings invented by fillies, but Twilight knew better since the princess said they were in fact real back in her time, and she would eat her hoof before she doubted Celestia.

Barb complied, handing her the violet glowing tool with a sigh. She just knew she would be collecting somepony's money today, "Are you really sure about this Twi? It seems kinda dangerous to me."

Twilight was already drawing up the magic circle on the ground, "Don't be ridiculous Barb. If anything, should this work out as intended, we may find a way to never need artificial insemination for childbirth ever again!"

The little dragon winced, "Yeah, I'm not sure many ponies would really go for exactly what you're thinking. From what you describe, this sex stuff actually sounds kinda gross. Also, aren't I too young to know about those kinds of things anyway?"

Twilight rolled her eyes, "What book have you been reading Barb?"

"Tawny Wind's Appropriate Intercourse and Relations volume IV. It says underage species shouldn't know or do those kind of things with each other." Barb rebuttaled.

"Ugh, out of all of my ancient tomes of Sexology to read, you had to pick the preachiest. Even Celestia says that author was a prude, with a superiority complex to boot. Honestly its just archaic ideology from a reserved and ancient society. These days you need as many children as you can get to keep the population up, and if you can afford to make them you should. Also, doesn't it make sense that sexual pleasure and joy should belong to everypony?"

"Well sure, when you put it like that. I don't know what this sexual pleasure is though.
I always thought anything that had to do with babies were relatively unpleasant. At least that's what I remember from Mrs. Cake. She called it morning sickness or something like that."

Twilight stopped and seemed to contemplate for a moment, "Well, I suppose Celestia wouldn't be too mad if I told you. But you can't tell anypony. Got it?" She gave Barb a serious look.

Barb crossed her heart and held up a claw, "I solemnly swear on the honor of my dragon heritage."

Twilight nodded as she lifted her head to magically lock the door and put up a sound barrier before working on more of the finer details of the circle inscription, "This matter is a bit of a National Secret. According to Celestia, the trouble of the males disappearing was not the end of Equestria's worries when it first began. Males and females are symbiotic organisms in nature, and to prompt procreation between the two, evolution built the process to feel pleasurable for both beings in the form of biological urges. Males could do it all the time without worry. But in females, there were times in the year during ovulation when their urges were strongest, and without relief from the males for years on end, many females of each species went mad or became suicidal. To prevent further disaster, Celestia casted a spell on every creatures that blocked any and all sexual desire. Any mention of it was censored out of history."

Barb's eyes were wide, "Wow, that's serious stuff. It must have been pretty bad if Celestia had to go that far."

"That's not the worst of it though." Twilight's gaze was downcast, "Apparently the spell would only works on the mortal races. She could help her ponies and the rest of the world, but she couldn't do a thing for herself. To this day, Celestia and her sister still suffer from it, and to my understanding is part of why Luna turned into Nightmare Moon."

"Really?" Barb winced, "Gosh, thats awful. But if the spell prevents any of us from feeling it, whats the point of bringing it up for this experiment?"

"Well, we may not be able to feel it, but if I'm correct, the male we bring will still be able to feel their sexual pleasure. I want to observe and collect as much data on that as possible. For that I'll need your help to stimulate him."

"Ah… wait, what?! Twilight, are you crazy!? Why me? Can't you do that since you are so interested?"

The lavender mare raised a brow, "As much as I want to, a good scientist always separates themselves from their research. Besides, I'll be able to take better notes as an observer." She finished the next iner circle with a flourish.

"Well what kind of male are you summoning anyway? If it's a gross monster, you can kiss that idea goodbye." She crossed her arms.

"Nothing like that. Actually that's one of the exciting things. This circle I'm using is derived off of an ancient hero summoning spell that predates even Celestia herself. From what I read, it always summons a biped being called a human. The gender of the summon is typically randomized though, so I tweaked it to specifically target a male specimen."

"Hero summon huh? What exactly made these humans such great heroes?" Barb asked, now mildly curious.

"From what I gathered in my research, the world these humans come from is magicless, so when they suddenly get transported in a magic rich environment like Equestria, they suck it up like a sponge. Making them stronger and more resistant to magical and physical attacks." She placed a hoof thoughtfully on her chin, "The last human to ever appear in Equestria was said to have grappled the kraken itself, and single handedly vanquish the last true Demon King. At least according to what Lyra told me."

Barb gaped, "Twilight are you crazy?! That can quickly turn pear shaped if this thing turns out not to be all that friendly."

"I did say that it was based on a Hero summon didn't I? Anyways, I did take some precautions by locking the door to the lab in any case."

The poor little dragoness felt like she could faint, "Yeah, with us in it." As much as she praised Twilight for her scientific brilliance, common sense in the lavender equine was severely lacking.

"We shouldn't have anything to worry about." Twilight finished the inner circle and stepped away. "Right, now all I need now is to power it up. You ready Barb?"

"Hold just a minute." She placed a welding mask on her head, "Ready."

Twilight rolled her eyes before pouring her magic into the circle. The runes glowed a vibrant purple before brightening into a pure white. She winced. Perhaps Barb had the right idea for eye coverage. Like the gears of a cog, the magic wormed its way into the base function of the circle before tearing a small hole into the fabric of reality until it localized and latched out onto another one with the target locked.

With a loud Poof, Anon blinked. One moment he was going to work, and the next he was on the floor of someone's basement staring at the ceiling. He blinked a couple times more as he tried to process. Okay, one moment in my house with a mug of Joe, next basement floor with a flash in between. Was I knocked out? Chloroformed? But who would do something like that? Got no money, no ties with important people, and nobody I've pissed off enough over my life to want to pull something like this. Boss might have been ready to wring my neck, but he wasn't the type to do any of that. Welp," Anon thought, "might as well find out."

With surprising ease he sat up, thankful that at least he was not bound in ropes of any kind, however, he had a new problem. No joke, in front of him was a purple unicorn standing stocks still staring at him with a small similarly colored creature at its side with a mask on. "... Uh… hi?"

Twilight blinked as the words registered in her head. It was much deeper than most ponies. She read that this was the case with beings of the opposite gender. As a result of the chemical hormone known as testosterone, males have more elongated vocal cords that produce a deeper pitch. Suddenly she remembered the being greeted her, "Umm, hello there. I'm Twilight Sparkle."

Anon stared confusedly. This pony just talked. Either he was drugged and was now tripping balls, abducted by aliens, or there was something else in the works. In any case, she looked cute, so he just rolled with it, "Err… um, nice to meet you? My name's Anon. Can you please tell me what I'm doing here?" Never hurts to be polite.

She cleared her throat, "Ah, yes. Welcome Anon to the magical land of Equestria. You were brought here because we need your help with something that only you can do."

"... Sounds legit. Am I some prophesied hero meant to take down some demon lord or something?"

She laughed nervously, "Ha, ha, ha… not… quite as such."

Anan shrugged, "Eh, worth a shot. Magical land though? I'm all for that scene compared to my life back home."

The purple pony turned to the small creature next to her, "See, I told you it would be okay."

"Yeah, this time at least." The little creature said removing the mask to reveal a cute reptilian face.

"This is my assistant Barb. She's a dragon hatchling."

"Nice to meet you."

"Ditto." She looked him up and down with curiosity before turning to Twilight, "You were right about them looking strong."

Anon for the first time looked down at himself, surprised at what he saw. He was an average build who didn't really work out much, but now, his dress shirt was tight on his skin from the muscles rippling underneath. The buttons looked fit to burst under the strain, "Whoa, I don't know what you did but I love it. I'm totally ripped!" He flexed, feeling the new power in his body. He could get used to this. It was too bad he couldn't show this off at the office, heck, anywhere at home. He'd be very popular with all of the the ladies.

"As expected, your transfer to this world has increased your strength. You may even be able to cast spells at some point."

Anon grinned standing up, "I can't wait. What did I need to do again?" He was taking this surprisingly well. Many would have been upset at having been displaced in such a manner, but he was just glad that he had an excuse to not attend his soul sucking job anymore. In any case, his mundane life was getting boring for him, and he wanted a change of scenery anyway. Magical pony and lizard land would definitely be more his speed.

"Ah that." Twilight grinned and Barb moaned in complaint. She magiced some reading glasses to her face and held a notepad and pencil, "I want you to…" She thought for a moment, "What's the word, oh, that's right! I want you to fuck my assistant here."

The room was silent.

"... eh? Wha!!!" Anon with a sinking feeling turned to the small dragon who was looking a little bit irritated. "Why would you possibly need me for that?!"

"Oh, yeah, you wouldn't know about that." Twilight replied.

"Know about what exactly?!"

Twilight cleared her throat, "Well, you see, it goes like this…"

After an explanation, Anon sat in thought, "So you have no guys in this world whatsoever and you want to figure out what sex is like?"

"More or less." Twilight shrugged, "I mostly want to see if there is anything that can be done about our land's curse, but learning about how sex is done firsthand might lead me to an actual answer. "

"I get that, but why her?" He pointed to the dragon, "She looks like she's just a child?"

The mare tilted her head and the dragon, "Seriously? Why is age even a variable? Is it copulation abilities you are worried about or something?"

Anon was stunned, "You mean to say you don't have any laws forbidding that sort of thing?"

"We don't have any kind of laws regarding sex at all since nopony does it."

For something that isn't ever a problem, no laws regarding the subject does make a bit of sense. Though the thought that it wasn't the least bit messed up must have been born from their naivety around the activity. All in all, it was a matter of perspective, Anon decided. Japan's age of consent was sixteen wasn't it? In any case, he was being presented some ass from a cute fantasy creature, so he was not going to complain. "Ah, I... see. I guess I'm gonna have to learn more about how this place works." He looked towards the dragon. He would not say he was a furry per say, but he certainly wasn't picky, and he had to admit she really was cute, "What say you on this arrangement?"

"Honestly it feels more like a chore. I'd rather just get it done and over with."

Twilight laughed, "Alrighty then. Get started you two. We have a lot of research to cover."

"Wai-what, now?! I just got here and you really want me to stick my dick in something immediately?"

"Preferably. I have a bit of a busy schedule to take care of, so I want this out of the way quickly. Soon afterwards I would like to talk about mating habits on your world." She squeeze in excitement, "We have so much to learn!"

Huh, they really didn't understand the idea of intimacy, "Alright, but can I at least do it on a bed or something? Can't really get in the mood for it on a concrete floor."

Something seemed to click in Twilight's brain, "Oh, is that where the term, 'bedding a mare comes from?" She quickly wrote something down, "Of course! Silly me. You two can use mine since Barb's is too small." Her horn glowed and the three suddenly found themselves in her room. Anon felt like he was going to throw up from the sudden jerk it had on his body, but held it in. "Alright, I know there will be sexual fluids involved, but since this is for science, I don't care if you make a mess. Now get started." She giggled, "You should count yourself lucky Barb. You'll be the first to experience this in over a thousand years."

The Dragon rolled her eyes as she walked over to the human, "So how are we doing this?"

Anon shrugged. By his best estimate, she was two, almost three feet tall. Was this even going to work mechanically? "Guess I should take off my clothes first." He began removing every article starting with his shirt, undoing his belt, and looking over his inventory all the while. He's seriously never looked this good before. He thought he might be taller too, but that was difficult telling since he had no telling in this small pony world. Slipping off his boxers, he stared in surprise. Holy hell! He was definitely bigger downstairs with grapefruit sized mounds underneath.

"Oh… fascinating." Twilight commented, scribbling something down. "Alright, to get you erect, you need to be physically stimulated right?"

"Or just aroused." Anon added, "Sex is also a psychological thing too. Words or imagery of things tied to the suggestion of intercourse can get a guy going." Great, Anon thought, explaining it like that makes me feel more like a sex ed teacher.

Twilight wrote everything down excitedly, "That's some great data, though if that's the case, how come you aren't already erect?"

Anon scratched the back of his head, "Well, so far everything about this feels more like a business transaction than an intimate experience, which honestly is a bit of a turn off for me."

The mare nodded as she wrote that down, "I see. Very well then, I won't ask any more questions as you do your thing. You ready Barb?"

"Do I have a choice?" Barb sighed.

That rang some alarm bells in Anon's head, "Whoa, wait a moment. I'm only gonna do this if I get consent. There may not be any laws regarding all this here, but I draw the line at doing it with someone who is forced or doesn't want to do it."

Twilight wrote something down, "Sexual morals? Huh, interesting. Very well. How about this. Barb, I'll give you five sapphire cupcakes if you help me in this experiment. I'll understand if you say no."

The dragoness' eyes widened, "Really?! Five of them?" Her mouth practically watered, "You'll hear no complaint from me." She turned to Anon with a hungery look in her eyes, "Let's get this started dude. I want to dig into those as soon as possible."

That's a new one. Anon thought scratching his head, sex for cupcakes. What is this world coming to? "If you're okay with that." If he wasn't going to Christian Heaven before, he certainly wasn't now, but to pass up fucking a dragon would be a waste, even if it were a young one."

"Sure, sure. Help me up on the bed already." Anon reached out to offer his support as the dragon took his hand. He stopped, suddenly feeling an internal snap, not from himself, but from his companion. She froze with her small hand in his hand, eyes wide.

"You alright?"

She began to shake a little as her legs began to buckle. Her hands immediately went to cover her crotch as her face turned bright crimson. "Twilight… som-something is going huff on…I feel strange."

Twilight looked up from her notes, "Strange? Strange how exactly?"

'I, I-I I'm… U-umm…" there were clear fluids dripping from her legs.

"You okay there?" He could smell a strong scent from her. Combined with the lewd display, he felt himself harden up. She turned around to look at him and shook more between pants. Her eyes focused not on him, but on his member, which was a shocking eleven inches. An impressive size, but was it one this little dragon could handle? At this time it seemed like the only thing she could focus on.

With a surprise strength and speed, she jump-tackled him onto the bed. Before he knew it, she was on top of him panting and drooling before she gritted her teeth with tears in her half lidded eyes, "Puh-Please help me." She grinded her crotch on his chest with her tail swishing back and forth with moans of ecstasy escaping her mouth. "I… huff, I don't know what's going on, but I I know you did this, please… take responsibility."

If he wasn't rock hard before he was now. Placings his hands on both of her small butt cheeks, she let out a squeak of surprise as he flipped her around. He starred to meet her gaze below him on the bed, which was a mix of bewilderment, lust and a little of something else. His cock slapped against her belly. It was almost half as big as her and almost as wide. Despite the impossible odds, he knew that he was going to rut her. Her small slit was gushing with welcomingly slick fluids. Slowly he rubbed against her and she arched her back with a moan, "Please! please, I need it!"

Anon nodded in understanding. He didn't know what it was that flipped her switch, but it was obvious that she was right now such a horny mess it ought to be painful. The head of his cock positioned itself against her soft wet folds. It was like trying to shove a tree down a rabbit hole. It should have been completely infeasible and yet…

Her lips parted as he pushed against her resistance. A little too hard in fact. His member bowed at the pressure before he popped inside her at lighting speed before crashing against her cervix that also gave way until he was all up inside her womb. The pleasure that shot up and down his length was completely unreal, and the bulging impression he left in her was clearly defined on her scaley belly. The dragoness in question was twitching with her eyes rolled almost to the back of her head as she squeaked and babbled something nonsensical.

"Umm… oops. Are… you okay?" Anon tried to pull out but her inner wall clung tightly to him like a vice. Thankfully he knew that her body wouldn't be acting this way if she was seriously hurt. The sensations were strange. He'd only had sex a handful of times in his life from a couple of different flings, but he immediately knew this was different. Compared to a human woman's, her insides were cool, likely due to her cold-blooded reptilian nature. And then there was the vibration. Puuuuurrrrrr. Holy Shit she was purring like a cat! As strange as it was, it really turned him on, and it took every ounce of willpower not to immediately plow this creature he impaled accidentally.

The pleasure, the pain, the fullness. Barb's mind was in a haze. The sensations she felt from his entry were completely indescribable, and suddenly she realised what Twilight was talking about. She wanted it so bad. The member pulsed inside of her, radiating a warmth in her depths that she never wanted to leave. It wasn't enough though. Her instincts were screaming something else, something primal that laid dormant until now. I want to breed. She looked up at Anon's face, putting a claw on her bulging belly, "Br-breed me." She managed. Her grip lessened, and he was able to slide out a little. He nodded before sliding it back in with a grunt as she tightened, but not quite vice-like as before as she moaned in ecstacy. He's so warm… That was her last sober thought before he began pistoning back and forth into her.

No more room for error. Anon thought as he started thrusting into the small dragon; slowly at first, but with increasing speed. The sounds she made, squeaks and vulgar mewlings took him by surprise, but were supremely arousing. She really was almost like a kitten. Their bodies, pressed tightly to one another, moved in unison, as they committed themselves to this act of carnal pleasure.

She was moaning now, visibly shaking, and her breathing was bordering on hyperventilating. Suddenly with a more powerful thrust she dug her claws into the beds fabric as she rode out her first ever orgasm. The blanket was torn asunder, and for the first time since really getting into this session, he heard the Unicorn grumble in annoyance.

Anon leaned back and held her there as he once again grinded his length deep within her, making sure there wasn't a gap of empty space inside her. He stayed like that for a moment to allow her to catch her breath, and come back down from that rapturous high that still shook her body, while building up the foundation of pleasure for her next journey over the edge that was soon to come.

With a Zeus worthy thrust, he began pistoning again, his balls slapping against her. Like that, Barb climbed from the valley of her last orgasm to the peak of her new one almost instantaneously. She was light headed as her eyes rolled back into her skull. The little dragon was completely checked out in euphoric bliss. Anon's own pleasure was just escalating as his cock pulsed and throbbed inside her cool moist entrance. With his stronger physique, he imagined he could go for hours, but as intense as her first time was being, he was pretty sure that would break the poor reptile, so it was just about time to end this.

Timing it to her own he began accelerating his pace until he was fully hilted, and they both gasped from ecstasy. His balls tightened as his seed poured straight into her womb like a faucet. Her belly bulged and grew like a balloon from the warm baby batter that now filled her until she looked at least several months pregnant.

He panted, and with a pop, his member slid out of her, though strangely, not a single drop spilled from her sore and pulsating pussy. Another quirk of dragon biology maybe? He thought. With a sigh, he sat on the bed next to her. Looking over, her tongue lolled as she stared at the ceiling in a daze.

His eyes turned to find Twilight staring at him with a crimson blush, and a look of thoughtfulness. To be honest, he had almost forgot she was there, "Manage to collect any good data?" He joked.

She nodded quietly, turning her gaze to Barb, "I'm… absolutely speechless to be honest. What just happened, I didn't think it was possible."

Anon frowned, "Think what possible? I mean, I know I was a bit rusty, but I still know how to please a lady, even if it was a bit unexpected at the beginning and didn't last real long. Who knew dragons could be that stretchy?"

"Well, since dragons typically vary largely in size, they are generally built to accommodate most phallus lengths and girths. Main reason why I had her do this experiment. That's not what I mean though. Somehow you were able to break Barb's Sexual Instinct Barrier."

Anon blinked, "Sexual what now?"

Twilight grimmanced, "Since we don't have any males to satisfy our urges, Princess Celestia casted a spell to repress our sexual feelings and urges. Somehow you broke through Barb's." She grimaced as she wrote something down

"Wait, are you saying that all the females in this world have never experienced an orgasm?" The idea seemed horrible to him.

Twilight nodded. "Barb's probably the first in over a thousand years."

"Jesus. That's terrible. If that's the case, what was the point if you didn't know that would happen?"

Twilight sighed, "The main reason is that Equestria's population is dropping fast. Inexplicably so. Our magical means to create progeny is supposed to be sustainable, but between the expenses and rate of genetic distribution, our population is projected to drop exponentially over the next few centuries. I wanted to see if there was a cheaper way to create progeny by observing and studying how it's done the natural way. On that note," She walked over towards Barb with her horn glowing, but this time in a white glow. As she scanned the little dragon, the light turned pink, "As I thought. You actually impregnated her."

Anon sat stunned, and the little dragon who was still in a reverie at this point snapped to attention. She jutted upright.

"WHAT!!!" The both of them exclaimed at the same time towards the startled unicorn.

"How the heck does that work? We're completely different species!" Anon rebutled.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no?! I thought I was too young! I can't be a mom yet! What will Rarity think?!"

"Easy guys. It's not that big of a deal." Both looked at her like she was crazy, "Anyway, to Anon's question. According to Starswirl's Book on Reproductive Species, Equestrians are able to breed with almost any species provided that they are in fact fertile breeding partners. As a result though, to maintain the balance of species the offspring will always turn out the same species of the mother who gives birth to them, while the father just creates genetic variation with maybe a few phenotypes such as pigmentation or height. And Barb, you shouldn't worry so much. I mean, yeah, you should be too young, but isn't this exciting?! You're getting a free hatchling! Not many mares can say that. You shouldn't worry too much. I'll of course be there to help out any way I can. I always wanted to be an auntie."

Somehow this didn't seem to brighten her mood. Anon placed a hand on the small dragon's back. As unexpected as it was, he was ready to take responsibility. She looked up to him, and he smiled, "I know this all may be too sudden Barb. To be honest, i'm scared stiff, but I'm ready to grab the reins and haul up Davey Jones himself if it means I help you through this whatever way I can." He didn't know it, but he was smoldering right then.

Her face turned bright red again and she turned away with her hands over her swollen belly, "I-i'm glad you feel that way." She squeaked out as she purred.

Twilight hummed to herself, "I think we derailed just a little bit. The important part of this subject concerned how you broke the Sexual Instinct Barrier."

"Yeah, how did I do that anyway?" Anon asked.

"I have a hypothesis, but there is only one way to test it." Before Anon could even protest, she touched him with her hoof. Crack! He felt it reverberate through the both of them much more fiercely than with Barb. He could practically see it in slow motion the way her eyes widened, pupils contracting, and face contorting in a mixture of shock and pleasure. Her horn fizzled and sparked with smoking magical energy as she suddenly fell to her side with a gasp of ecstasy, twitching with a pool of sexual fluids growing on the floor from her nethers.

Barb and Anon looked down on her with shock at the mess he made of her. Barb jumped down from the bed, "Twilight! Are you okay?" The mare only responded with a moan.

Anon gulped, looking from his hand to the mare. It was obvious. Any and all physical contact with him broke that spell she was talking about. "Well… I guess that confirms it I guess." He replied. Normally he'd take pride in the ability to make the ladies wet just by touching them, but in a world where he was the only male in the entire world, made that thought seem like it would create more problems for himself and others around him. As such, he knew he had to refrain from touching anyone else. That shouldn't be too difficult right?


Author's Note

You expected just mindless porn, but it was I! Story Plot!!!

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