Living up

Daddy!

Author notes: Sorry  for the time jumps, but I really want to start writing about Anarchy's aventures as a foal.

12 days after Discord left for his search for insanity.

"Ugh! I've looked everywhere! I looked in Canterlot, in the Badlands, Everfree Forest and everywhere else!" He said, throwing his arms in the air out of frustration. "Where in the world could it be!?" He was currently sitting in the old castle in Everfree forest, thinking about where his insanity could be, when he heard humming. The voice sounded familiar, ans so did the song.

"Tata tata tata tata tata tata tatatataaaaaa tata." He looked up and saw a small pink candy cotton cloud fly over. There were currently only two creatures who could create candy cotton clouds at will, and those were him and...

"Screwball?" He said.

"Hm?" The head of a purple filly with a proppeller beanie and swirly eyes popped up, looking confused but quickly having a smile on her face that could give Pinkie a run for her money. "Daddy!" She yelled and jumped at him. But instead of going through him she hugged him tight.

"I missed you daddy! When did you get out?"

"Three months ago or something. But I didn't actually get out. My body is still at Canterlot. And I've bin a bit busy lately."

"With what? You sound a bit serious." She raised an eyebrow.

"That's the point! I lost my insanity! I looked everywhere!"

"Everywhere?"

"Everywhere."

"Did you look in your statue?"

"What? That doesn't even... make..... sense." He facepalmed at being so stupid. 'Of course it doesn't make sense! And that's why it's still at my statue!' He looked at Screwball and saw that she was already on her cloud, waiting for him to come.

"Come on daddy! We need to find your insanity!" He grinned at her excitement.

'Such a sweet girl... Damn it!' He mentally gagged himself.

"Insanity, daddy's coming!" He yelled, flying towards Canterlot with Screwball next to him on her cotton candy cloud.

Fifteen sane minutes later.

"We're here!" Screwball said.

"But where's my statue?" The only part of his statue that was left was the pedestal.

"That's not good right?" Screwball asked nervously.

"Yup." He started thinking about where his statue could be. 'Option one: Celestia locked my statue away. Option two: Luna locked my statue away. Option three: Someone took my statue. Otion four : My satue teleported away out of itself. Option five : The insanity became concious and took over my body and now it's on a rampage. Option six: A spirit took over my body and is now on a rampage.'

"Uuuhh... Daddy?" Screwball's voice sounded a bit muffled.

"What is it... Buck me and call me Jonesy." In front of him was a chimera holding Screwball, who was obviously scared out of her mind, by her neck. And Discord knew exactly who it was. He was wearing ragged brown clothes. It had the head of a human with black hair, teeth of a shark, two curled horns of a ram, the eyes of a snake, the body of a human, his right arm was covered in green scalesa and had claws his left arm was made of crystals, his right leg was the leg of a lion and his left leg was made of metal. Oh yeah, he also had a tail and wings. His tail was covered in black scales, his left wing had brown feathers and his right wing was completely made out of flesh and blood was dripping off of it.  The most disturbing thing about him was his mad grin. His grin seemed to say: "Hello, I'm crazy and I'm going to kill you."

"Well well well. What a surprise. Little old Dissie. Do You miss your body? Sorry, but I'm borrowing it for a while. Thank you for fgiving me a body and life. Strange to get sucj a gift from the one who Killed me." He said, the venom dripping of the last words.

"Error, what are you doing here?"

"Me? Oh I just absorbed your insanity to come back among the living. I heard you are having a son soon, Am I right?" Error said, grinnig like a maniac,

"I'm getting a little brother? Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!" Screwball said joyfully, totally forgetting about the danger she was currently in,

"So you're right. Big deal. Now give me my insanity back or I'm going to take it back myself!" Discord said, almost litterally glaring daggers at Error.

"Go ahead. Bu If you do so, I will take little Screwballs live." Error said, his grin becomming even wider.

"You wouldn't."

"Why not? You see, that's one of the differences between you and me. I have the heard to actually hurt others. You don't." Error's grin was currently as big as a bear trap (admit it, you're imagining a human with a grin that big.).

"Because I'm faster than you." Discord said, smiling gleefully.

"What's so funny?" Error's grin shrunk a bit.

"You're already dead." Discord said, pointing at Error's chest.

"What? That doesn't even make... sense." He looked at his chest and saw a swordfish stuck in it.

"Exactly. We thank you for delivering my insanity to me. Enjoy your trip to Limbo."

"Well played Discord, well played. But this isn't over yet." Error's body turned back into it's original state and within moments it looked like a statue of Discord again.

"Now that's done, shall we cause some chaos?" He said while placing the statue on the pedestal.

"Really? Really?! Do you even need to ask?!"

"Perfect. Last one in Cloudsdale is a daning buffalo!" He zoomed of with his normal grin on his face.

"Hey! No fair!"

"I'm the spirit of chaos! Hellooooohooo!" He said mockingly.

"And I have corron candy!" Screwball said while flying next to him.

"Touche."

And that's how Discord's search for his insanity ended and hipow he was reunited with his accidental daughter.

Author notes: Next chapter you're going to find out what Anarchy actually looks like! I'll give you a hint: He's a pony.