Living up

I'm not cute!

When Twilight opened her eyes she noticed she was now in her bedroom. She looked felt something lie against her and she picked it up. It was her foal. He was a dark blue with a black mane and tail. His left eye was a emerald green and his left eye a ruby red. He also had a white stripe in his mane behind his ears, just like Dicord.

"Mommy! Huh? Aaagh!" He tryed to say somethin but instead of words it was the usual gibberish foals babbled.

"Aren't you cute?" She said, nuzzling him.

"I'm not cute!" He said angrily.

"Twilight? Are you awake?" Rarity's voice came from outside the room.

"You can come in Rarity." Rarity opened the door and walked in with a big smile on her face.

"It's good to see that you're okay. Black told us you were fine but I wanted to see it myself. Isn't he adorable?"

"I'm not!"

"I don't think likes being cute or anything else like that." Twilight said, smiling at her foals behavior.

"Have you decide what to call him?"

"Well actually Discord already named him Anarchy."

"Yup!" Anarchy said proudly.

"He did? Can't you just name him something else?"

"What?! No!" Anarchy said, afraid of what he might be called.

"Dicord told me he's already as smart as a ten year old. I don't think he's going to listen to any other name."

"No matter. Come, the girls are waiting!"

"Who?" Anarchy asked as Twilight slowly got up and walked out the room.

"Isn't he just the cutest thing you've ever seen?! I mean he's just soooo cute!" Pinkie said, popping up in front of Twilight.

"Stop saying I'm cute!" Anachy yelled, franticly waving his front legs around.

"Aaawww! Do you want to play? Don't worry! We're gonna have lots of fun tommorow!" Pinkie said, bouncingin place with excitement.

"Why are his eyes not matching?" Rainbow said.

"Well that's easily explained!" A familiar voice said.

"Discord!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"What do you mean easily?" Twilight said, expecting some horrible explanation.

"Ah, you see little Anarchy here is created from chaos and harmony. His green eye resembles chaos and his red eye resembles harmony. He also has two kinds of magic: Pure dark and pure white magic. I think you all understand that dark belongs to chaos and white to harmony."

"So he has the average amount ofmagic but it's just devided in two kinds of magic?"

"Nope! He has more than twice the amount of magic as an unicorn. You can thank Twily and moi for that." He said, popping up next to Rainbow.

"Cool!"

"And how did your search for insanity go?" Black asked.

"Excellent!" Discord said, making a loop. "I even found Screwball!"

"Who?" Rainbow said, rising an eyebrow.

"Me!" Screwball's face appeared upside down in Rainbows face.

"Gah!" Rainbow shrieked, losing balance and smashing into the floor. Everypony looked up and saw Screwball sitting on a cloud of cotton candy.

"Hey! I know you! You're that funny pony when Dicord broke free!" Pinkie said.

"Yup!" Screwball said, floating towards Anarchy.

"Hey! Can I have that hat?"

"No! It's my hat! But I think I can get you another one!" Screwball said, now holding Anarchy in front of her.

"Give me my son back!" Twilight said, partly angry and partly confused.

"Wait you can understand what he's saying?" Black said.

"No! I want to play with my little brother!" Screwball said.

"Of course we can! You mean you can't?" Discord said. Everypony except Screwball, who was being chased by Twilight trying to get Anarchy back.

"Hmmm... Meh, let's say it's because of chaos. Now Screwball, can I have my son?" He said, holding his lion paw out.

"Okay!" Screwball said, handing (or hoofing?) Anarchy over.

"*pant* Not *pant* fair." Twilight said, now being even more exhausted.

"Hmmm... Okay here you go." Discord placed Anarchy on Twilights back and flew away.

"Where are you going?" Screwball asked.

"What do you think? I'm supposed to be spreading chaos, the amount doesn't matter, right now and I'm already late!" He conjured up a top hat and a pocket watch and flew away while saying: "I'm late, I'm late!"

"Well he deffinetly got his insanity back." Rainbow deadpanned.

...

"...Isn't he cute?" Screwball said while nuzzling Anarchy.

"I... give up. I don't even care anymore." He said, looking highly bemused.

"Who are you anyway?" Rainbow asked.

"Who, me?" Screwball replied, being completely oblivious to Anarchy's discomfort.

"No, the other pony on a cotton candy cloud. Of course I meant you!"

"I'm Scewball! I'm Daddy's daughter!" Screwball said.

"Who's daddy?" Twilight said, although she already knew the answer.

"Daddy Discord!" Screwball said.

"What a surprise."

...

"You know, these long silences are really annoying." Anarchy said, breaking the silence although only Screwball understood him.

"So you're saying... that you are Anarchy's sister?" Rainbow said.

"How did you figure that out? Hellooohoo, I'm a foal and I figured that out the moment she came in!" Anarchy said, his words dripping with sarcasm.

"Hey! That's not very nice!" Screwball said.

"It's still weird you are the only one who understands what he says." Twilight said.

"Can I stay here?" Screwball said.

"What?! No!" Twilight said, not wanting cotton candy in her books.

"I'll be good!" Screwball begged.

"No!"

"Please!"

"No!"

"Puh-lease!" Screwball started doing the puppy eyes.

"No."

"Your ignorance amuses me, please continue."

"Pretty please! With lot's of sugar!"

"Ugh... Fine. But if I find any cotton candy in my books, you're out."

"YAY!"

"I hoped they would argue longer!" And all the time Black had barely said anything and had a spaced out look on his face.

"Black, are you okay?" Rarity asked.

"Huh? Oh! Don't worry I'm fine. I was just thinking."