The journal

WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!!

First of, sorry to you Spike for making you write this, but this needs to be recorded in my journal! I would do it myself, but unfortunately, hooves fucking sucks when it comes to writing

Yes, Spike didn't write it wrong, hooves.

I have hooves now, I'm a dwarf horse now, and I'm freaking out.

More importantly I----