I looked between the two princesses. One of the Sun, one of the Moon. As much as Fluttershy is still the most beautiful pony-turned human I have seen, I love her. Objectively speaking, human alicorns are walking perfection.

I hope I never see Princess Cadence in human form. I don’t know if I could take seeing the personification of love.

“So…” I said, both eager and slightly nervous. “Who’s going first?”

“First?” Luna asked with a grin. “No need to take turns. You don’t mind if I sit on your face, do you, Shepard?”

Celestia smiled at her sister. “Most kind. That will leave me the best seat in the house.”

Twilight and I let out almost simultaneous little whines, and I looked at her. While at first I had thought she looked practically perfect- and ye gods were alicorns perfect- there were signs that something was off. Her hair was a bit fussed. She was biting her lip. Her fists were clenched, and she was rubbing her thighs together ever so slowly.

“Since she’s been such a naughty princess, we’ve let her watch, but her punishment is that she hasn’t been able to orgasm all day,” Luna explained, noticing my stare.

I blinked. “Oh. That’s cruel and unusual. And much better than anything I could have come up with,” I smiled back at Luna.

Twilight gave me a glare that was somewhat ruined by how hard she was biting her lower lip. “I’ve been watching all day, Shepard. Once you’ve satisfied them, I’ve got full reign with you. I’m going to ride you so long that we both chafe. You’re going to slam me against the wall. I’m going to give you a literal flying fuck. We’re going to try every position in the Ties that Bind and every one invented since and a few that we’ll make up as we go. I’m going to invent a temporal spell that steals your future sperm so that you will never run out, and then I’m going to empty your balls despite that. By the time we’re finished, I’ll have cups of your cum flowing out of all of my orifices, and we’ll both be so numb with endorphins and serotonin that we’ll barely be coherent.”

Oh dear.

I looked beseechingly at the royal sisters.

“Don’t worry. We’ll keep you alive and well,” Celestia said.

“Shall we set his ardor aflame like in the old days, Sister?” Luna asked coquettishly. She looked deeply into her sister’s eyes, and licked her lips, before she leaned in to kiss her.

I watched as the living embodiments of celestial bodies started nibbling each other’s lips before Celestia’s mouth opened wide enough for Luna’s tongue to slip inside. Celestia’s hands slid down Luna’s wings, down her back and around to her front, cupping her generous breasts and inducing a low moan from them both.

Yeah. My brain just kind of shut down.

“Always works,” Celestia giggled.

Luna turned her head to look me over, spotting my erection. “Is that all it took? I had hoped we’d need to do a bit more.” Her large grin suggested she wasn’t too disappointed.

I felt myself lifted up and floating over the bed. Celestia’s horn glowed softly, and I dropped a foot to land on my back onto a luxuriously soft and decadent mattress. My view of the room was cut off as Luna sat on my chest, legs straddling me on either side. My eyes slowly tracked up her body- I could see the top of her vulva hiding her clit.

An inch above, slightly iridescent hair that shifted between ebony dark and shades of purple when you looked at it from different angles and was trimmed into a crescent moon. Then a stretch of taught stomach before perfect, heavy breasts with just enough sag so that her nipples pointed straight out rather than up.

“Twilight says you know how to use your mouth. I’ll trust her judgment since she’s been watching you all day.”

My hands wrapped around her ass, my fingers grabbing hold, and I pulled her forwards, over my chin, until my nose was being tickled by her pubes.

She tasted appropriately divine.

But my attention was distracted as a hot, wet sheath engulfed my cock. I moaned into Luna, who grinned and ground her pussy against my lips.

“I’ll need all your attention up here. Celestia will take care of things back there.”

Of that I had no doubt.

Spike woke suddenly. He blinked and remembered how he had spent the night. There were no words…

Other than that he fucked Rarity so hard, they broke the bed.

Then kept going.

“Okay that happened.” He blinked again and looked at himself. “Oh. I’m back to normal.” He realized while he was a dragon again, Rarity was still human and his head was now nuzzled against her bosom.

Definitely worse ways to wake up.

“Well. It was nice while he lasted,” he quietly muttered trying to not wake the resting beauty. Spike started to slip from the ruins of Rarity’s bed. He was off the wreckage, and about to head for the door when she spoke.

“Just where do you think you’re going, lover?”

Spike froze. He turned back to Rarity, but wasn’t able to meet her gaze. Her nudity made that simple.

“Uhhhh, well I’m back to normal so I figured you were done with me. I didn’t want to be a bother so I thought I’d leave before you woke. Obviously that didn’t work,” Spike tore his eyes away from her breasts to focus on the ceiling.

How could he believe she’d ever want him as he really was?

“Oh my dear dear Spikey Wikey. I am nowhere near done with you. I’m actually glad you returned to normal.” She purred as her hand moved down his belly to his groin and began rubbing his dragonhood awake.

“Wait, what?” Spike asked, quite intelligently.

“I had hoped to be able to take you as a dragon, but was afraid the spell would wear off on us both at the same time. This is perfect though,” she explained as his erection grew in her hands.

“So, I hope this is for me?”

Before Spike could reply, she wrapped her lips around his shaft and dove forward until her lips rested against the scales of his groin. His erection sprang to full size, filling her mouth with hot dragon meat. Spike grit his teeth and clenched his hands, all his willpower focused on not grabbing her head.

Rarity snorted, and he felt her hands grab hold of his and place them in her hair. His small talons slid between her hair and gingerly but firmly took hold of her head. Rarity slid back, his cock sliding over her tongue until it slipped out of her mouth.

Three words.

“Use me, Spike.”

His hips slammed forward, pulling her head up against his belly. She choked around his cock, and he pulled back, worried. Rarity took a quick gulp of air before grabbing his ass and pulling herself back down on his rod again.

Spike gasped as the head of his cock slid back into her throat. This time she didn’t choke, and he fucked her face until spit ran down her chin and all over her breasts.

“Oh god, Rarity! I’m going to cum!”

Before he could erupt, she knocked his hands off her head and pulled back, bringing his face up until she could slide it between her breasts.

“Now now… Let’s not end this encore so soon, hmm~? I think you want to put it somewhere else, hmm?”

Spike, without hesitation, opened wide and suckled her nipples, just teasing them with his sharp teeth. Rarity lit up and moaned in pleasure.

“Yes! My dragon. Just like that. Your tongue too! I want you to come over, do this to me anytime you want! My dragon, coming to claim his treasure, whenever he wants-AHN! Yes, taking me!”

Spike growled. “You’re my treasure? To take as I wish?”

“Yes!”

He didn’t stop sucking her breasts, but his tail curled up off the ground, the end of it sliding up against her pussy.

“Spike?” Rarity asked.

“I want to make my treasure feel good,” he said.

His tail slid inside. He could feel Rarity stiffen and let out a little breath.

“Too much?” He asked, nervously.

Rarity shook her head. “Don’t move.” Spike followed directions, and Rarity reached down and grabbed his tail. She slowly pushed it further into herself, fractions of an inch each second until Spike felt something tickle the tip of his tail.

“You can go in up to there,” Rarity panted. “We’ll have to experiment after I’m a pony again.”

The idea of sex with Rarity as she normally looked gave Spike renewed energy. He slid his tail out and smiled at the noises Rarity made, which doubled in volume as he slid it back in again.

“Yes, keep doing that Spike!”

He licked and nibbled her nipples as his tail railed his beautiful treasure relentlessly until she was letting out a near continuous whine.

“Stop, I’m going to cum. Fuck me Spike!”

He paused for a moment, tempted to watch her cum all over his tail, but shook his head with a grin and repositioned his body to penetrate his Rarity.

“Rarity… Oh…!” He eased his still erect penis into her. “Not exactly how I expected my first time as a drake to go.”

“I hope you’re not disappointed?”

“No way!”

Neither one spoke more as Spike drove himself in and out of her, his cock following the same trail as his tail, but hitting all different buttons inside as the ridges and bumps stretched her out in glorious ways.

“Are you ready?” Rarity asked. “I was almost there, and you feel so good!”

“Cum for me,” Spike nodded.

Rarity bit her lip. “Rub my clit,” she whispered.

His hand barely touched it when she moaned and clenched up around him. That was all it took, and he groaned as his muscles tightened up and he started flooding her with his seed.

A few minutes later they had both recovered.

“My word, darling, I didn’t think you had that much left in you!”

Spike chuckled. “Yesterday I must have given you all of my human… love. Even so, this is a bit… much.”

“Don’t be embarrassed, it’s amazing.” Rarity ran fingers over his face. “Well then. I guess I had better make sure you don’t get backed up so far again. You’ll need to come claim me pretty often.”

“Don’t worry, I will!” Spike grinned.

“Please… Never doubt my love again,” Rarity said, “I’ve wanted to do this with you for so long.”

“H-How long?” Spike asked.

“... Since you seized me in giant form,” Rarity admitted, red coloring her pale cheeks.

“Wha- Really?!”

“A mare doesn’t forget being seized and carried off like a prize,” Rarity said, winking.

“So you-”

“I wanted you to… To grow up a bit, first,” Rarity flushed. “Though, I did wonder if you’d still want me.”

Spike grinned.

“And now?”

Rarity smirked, and squeezed herself around him.

“What do you think, darling~?”

“Mmm…” Spike nuzzled her.

Rarity sighed deeply as Spike’s length started to grow inside of her again.

“That said… You really do have incredible stamina. I’m not sure I’ll be enough.”

Spike slowly continued to enjoy her depths, but kept his eyes locked on hers.

“You will always be more than enough for me.”

Rarity began to coo as he continued his love making.

“Yes, keep that pace, yes just like that! Ahh… You mean you wouldn’t want a herd like Shepherd’s? Like if, ha, Gabby were to approach you?”

This brought Spike to a halt.

“Gabby? What? I mean, we’re just friends.”

Rarity gave him a playful pout.

“Oh Spikey… Surely you wouldn't deny her the chance if it presented itself?”

“Not without running it by you. I mean… “

Her hand pressed against his mouth, silencing him.

“Spike, perhaps this is a conversation for later. I do want you to get back to…” Her legs suddenly wrapped around his waist, pulling the dragon back in. “Making sweet love to me?”

“As you wish” Spike smiled, and went back to work. Though, for a moment, he did wonder about the others…

I was vaguely aware I was in a hospital. I’d been there a couple of times, after all. Hard not to recognize the white ceiling and smell of disinfectants. I felt rather numb all over, from what I realized were probably pain relieving potions.

Yeah, I was very familiar with those, too.

“He’s waking up!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.

I looked up, blinking my eyes several times. It allowed me to resolve the face of my pink haired paramour. The still very human face of my pinked haired paramour. I looked beyond Pinkie: Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Ivory Scroll, Starlight Glimmer, Maude, Applejack, Celestia and Luna were all there. Nurse Redheart, still in her own attractive humanoid form, was checking my vitals.

“So… I’m not dead?” I asked.

“Of course you’re not dead, stupid,” Dash laughed, pressing on my leg gently. “Though geez, you got close!”

“Not that close,” Twilight said with a blush.

“Perhaps a bit too close, ahem,” Celestia mumbled.

“Sorry,” Luna said, wincing.

“Stupid, reckless human,” Redheart huffed. She shot a deadly glare at me. “You snapped your clavicle!”

“I needed to reach Celestia’s-”

“Don’t finish that,” Celestia said, with a frown that was threatening to break into laughter.

“Abrasions over sixty percent of your body!”

“The carpet wasn’t as soft as it looked. You might want to see about that,” I commented to the royalty.

“Noted,” Luna stated.

“Your pelvis is broken in three places!”

“Go big, or go home, right?”

“Mm, yes, you certainly did that,” Luna teased gently.

“Five broken ribs!”

“That was a bit over the top,” I winced. That stunt had ended things, unless I had a concussion as well, and had forgotten something.

I blinked and looked around for a clock. “I thought Human Day was over? Why are you all still in human form?” I asked.

“Ah, well,” Celestia blushed, as did the rest of the girls. Save for Redheart, who just shook her head.

“Turns out that everyone’s cycle was set to the same by the transformation spell,” Redheart stated. “And now, they can’t change back.”

I blinked. I blinked again.

“Because…?” I prompted. I mean, I was probably legally high on pain potions.

“Because you got us all preggers!” Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.

More silence. Everypony (well, one) was still blushing, pleased.

I weakly threw a fist up into the air.

“Humans! Are! Superior!” I cried, even as my body screamed how bad an idea this was via pain.

Redheart pushed my arm down with a scowl.

“Stop that! You’re still recovering!”

Dash scowled.

“Well that’s a lame reaction,” she grumbled.

“Wait what?!” Ivory Scroll and Fluttershy gasped.

“Actually,” Twilight interjected, “turns out the spell duration is a bit variable, and it lasts for most everypony longer than a day, Dash’s little practical joke aside.”

“So… I’m not pregnant?” Fluttershy asked, looking heartbroken.

“Oh! Well, uh, that’s good,” Starlight said, “it would make my work a little more difficult.”

“No need to rush,” Applejack said, winking at me… And smacking the back of Dash’s head.

“OW! Hey!” Dash looked over at me, and shrugged, “what? I can’t get pregnant now! I just became a Wonderbolt! Uh… No offense!”

“None taken,” I said dryly.

“Hm. Shame,” Maud stated, staring intently at me.

“My boobs could have gotten sooo much bigger!” Pinkie whined.

“We know your pain, Pinkie Pie,” Luna said, gazing at me with some longing. Celestia chuckled, and patted her sister’s shoulder.

“Now now, sister, he had no complaints last night.”

“Sister!” Luna gasped, scandalized.

“Oh, uh, what a relief!” Ivory Scroll said awkwardly, fanning her face. “Um, no offense Shepherd. None at all! I just… being human for a day or so was fantastic. But being stuck for a year?”

I blinked, then realized. “Oh, humans only take nine months. But I get your point.”

Dash, being kind, gently pushed Fluttershy up next to me. Close enough I could reach out and take her hand. She looked up at me, tears shining in her beautiful eyes.

“We can try it again,” I said gently, a radiant smile on my face. One she soon joined, as she began to cry harder. She hugged me tightly, and I winced.

“Ribs, ribs…!”

“Oh-oh sorry! Sorry!” Fluttershy apologized. “I uh… Oh my… I-I mean…”

She looked nervously up at Twilight. But the alicorn-turned-human smiled gently.

“We’ll work it out, everypony,” she said, “but for now? Let’s just let Shepherd recuperate.”

“Thank you!” Nurse Redheart growled. She rolled her eyes as she began to usher the mares out of my hospital room. Fluttershy held onto my hand, reluctant to let me go. I couldn’t help feeling the same, despite… How I was feeling.

Applejack just squeezed my good shoulder before departing, despite Redheart’s glare.

Maud just kept staring intensely. Yeah, I was going to have to talk to her too, after this.

Maybe Starlight too, as she headed out with a lingering glance.

The Mayor wouldn’t even look me in the eyes. I hoped out of awkwardness rather than regret.

Twilight followed Fluttershy out, whispering something to her that seemed to cheer her up. I hoped that wasn’t a worrying sign.

Redheart shook her head, rolling her eyes at me.

“You are just unbelievable sometimes,” she sighed.

“Sometimes?” I quipped. I regretted it as she poked me in the ribs.

“OW! What happened to first, do no harm?!”

“That oath didn’t include humans,” Redheart sniffed, as she headed out.

“It totally does!” I called after her. She shut the door behind her, and I leaned back.

Twilight hoved into view, looking a bit guilty. I blinked.

“Huh? How’d you-?”

“Just a simple illusion spell,” she said, “enough to fool Redheart… And the Princesses didn’t mind.”

She gave me a sour expression.

“Especially since I didn’t get my turn,” she stated, annoyance grinding through the air like ominous nails on a chalkboard. I winced.

“Ah…Well… I mean… Er…”

At my nervous expression, Twilight’s ire was replaced with anxiety.

“O-Oh! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean-I’m not mad at you! I mean, er… They didn’t take it easy on you, did they?”

“No,” I managed. Twilight leaned in and hugged me, magic gently surrounding me. It was comforting like a blanket and yet far more reaching. She nuzzled me.

“I just wanted you to… To feel like you were home,” Twilight said softly, “and to show just how much we all care for you.”

I pulled her into the bed, making her squeal. I winced and grit my teeth, trying to let the pain pass without screaming.

That would just ruin the moment.

“I am,” I said softly. I gently kissed her forehead, right under her horn. She flushed deeply, and it pleased me in some kind of emotional, primal way.

“Good,” Twilight said, snuggling up to me, “because the moment you’re all healed?”

Her eyes glowed, and I felt the power of her incredible, primal love and lust for me. A vision of a future filled with sex, joy, sex, a happy family, sex, and… Well you get the idea.

“You. Are. Mine.”

She gripped my arms with inhuman strength. It was very painful for all my injuries…

But I still smiled.

“I’m looking forward to it,” I gritted out, genuinely happy.

For a holiday not about me? It was definitely making me feel like the star attraction.

Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire…

Sunburst was marveling at his hands. Truly, humanity was blessed! To have such nimble, dextrous digits! To so easily manipulate things without a thought!

He was so intent on his study, even as he walked through the palace, that he was unaware of where he was until he heard a door open.

He looked down to see the blue haired, well muscled form of Prince Shining Armor, crawling on the crystal floor. He looked pale, and a bit thin.

“Your Highness, are you all right?” Sunburst asked in concern. Shining looked up, and reached one of his hands out towards the magical tutor.

“Sunburst… I need… Help…!”

“What can I help you with, Your Highness?” Sunburst asked… Just as he heard leather clad boots on the floor. He looked up. His glasses slid down his face as he blushed.

“Ah… Your Majesty…”

Princess Cadance grinned at him, tall, curvy, and very nearly naked in her beautiful human form. She held up a whip, and cracked it ominously.

“Now now, Shiny, you aren’t leaving your beloved wife now, are you?” She asked. “We’re only halfway through round 58!”

“Sunburst… Please…” Shining asked.

“Y-Yes, My Prince?”

“... Tag in!” Shining cried.

Sunburst stared at Shining. He stared at Cadance. His eyes rolled back into his head, as he fainted dead away onto the floor.

Cadance giggled, as she helped her grinning husband up.

“You were right,” Shining said, kissing his wife’s cheek, “this is more fun in human form.”

“Told you! Now,” Cadence cracked her whip, “onto round 58! And… Bring Sunburst in with us.”

“He’ll faint again.”

“We’ll get him to loosen up, one way or another…”

THE END

Author's Note

Took me a few years, and a lot of help from my friends Stonebrow and Fusionblaster, but here it is! FINISHED!

(Save for maybe a few epilogue codas or something else smutty).