In an alternate universe at the Grand Galloping Gala, Spike has had enough of Blueblood treating Rarity horribly. He soon snaps and gives the prince a piece of his mind.

Problem is, Blueblood is completely Chad and will not take his shit-

I had no idea what else to write, please spare me-

Fic contains: Out of character characters, heavy profanity, violence and violence against a minor (Spike), sexual references and heavy dark humor (Due to the joke of Blueblood fucking a past sexual partner to death), extremely dumb shitpost shenninangins, fourth wall breaking, small amount of Jojo references, and Blueblood getting hyped up more than the second coming of Jesus himself-