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“Are you out of your fucking mind?” screamed Price. “It’s so insane that--” he calmed down “It’s so insane that I’m gonna do it too!”

“I second that motion!” agreed Harry

“Then it’s settled!” I finalized. “We’re going to be ponies!”

As we wandered in the general direction of the library (it had been a year and we still didn’t know our way around, completely) Price brought up something that had been nagging at the back of my mind for this entire time:

“Wait, we’re only 13! We’ll come out as colts! And then you’ll never be with Derpy!”

“Oh shit!” I panicked; but then I realized. “Twilight thinks we’re adults! She’s called us “stallions” multiple times and stallions are adult male horses!  So she thinks were men”

“Well!” said Harry sarcastically. “Aren’t you li’l mister genius?”

“Yep!” I snapped back. “And I s’pose yer my handy sidekick?”

Pace looked genuinely confused “I thought I was?”

“Neither of ya are my sidekick! I was sarcastically being sarcastic!” I flustered

“That doesn’t even make since!” he responded

“Enough!” interrupted Harry. “Let’s just get there!”

Then Price started singing “Earthquaky People” by Steve Aoki

Earthquaky people, jump around!

Nothin’ they can do or say ta, put us down!

Earthquaky people, jump around!

Ready to shake with the, power of sound

Break me up, break me down, turn my life, upside down

Brush it off, there and then, pick my life, up again

I’ll just keep on dancin’! I’ll just keep on danci-i-in’!

Uh! Woo! Uh! Ah!

At last we were there, so he stopped singing. It’s not that he’s bad, just it gets annoying!

As we entered, Twilight was muttering something about “Humans, books on humans. Am I spelling it right?”

“Ahem! Twilight? Can we speak to you for a sec?” I queried

“Just depends, what do you mean by ‘sec’?” she responded

“You know what he means!” shouted Harry impatiently

“All rudeness aside, we would like to be…” I choked up for a second, realizing this was going to be painful.

“Like to be?” she questioned

“Like to be ponies”

“I’ll see what I can do!”

I wasn’t expecting her to be so… enthusiastic. Maybe it was the opportunity of a new spell?

“She’s cheery about this” muttered Price

“Well duh! It’s a new spell for her to try!” confirmed Harry

“Here it is! Get everypony together; I think they’ll want to see this!”

“M’kay then there then and then there again!” tongue twisted Price

“Uh… O-ka-a-a-y then…” Twilight was definitely confused

“He’s saying ‘Can do!’ in Price” I explain

“Sounds a lot like Pinkie Speak” muttered Twilight