Endless
Chapter 3: Equipping Snips and Snails
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After she was finished eating, Trixie put the plate aside. "Thank you. I will be going now."
"Where?" Starlight asked.
"Should I tell you everything in my life?" Trixie said, "Stop being so intrusive!"
Trixie stormed out of the castle to find Snips and Snails.
"Snips, Snails! Where are you two little rascals?" Trixie called.
A teenage pony skipping school directed her to Cheerilee's school.
"Thank you, sir," said Trixie, "Say, you look like a student. Why aren't you at school?"
"Playin' hooky with my friends, Great and Powerful Trixie," the teen replied, "Now get lost, bitch!"
"You don't just call an adult a bitch just like that, you ungrateful colt!" Trixie said, "Hmph!"
After she arrived at Ponyville Schoolhouse, Trixie trotted up to Miss Cheerilee, as the fillies and colts were on recess. "Hello, Miss Cheerilee. I need to pick up Snips and Snails. Are they here today?"
Miss Cheerilee looked around the playground. "They most certainly are. What's the reason they must leave early today?"
"It's something important, mind you!" Trixie said, "Now we'll be off to an exclusive appointment with me."
"Hi, Great and Powerful Trixie!" Snips and Snails said.
"Don't patronise me!" Trixie Lulamoon snapped, "And I am more like a mother to you! You were just mere orphans living on the street when I found you!"
"Yeah, that seems right," Snails said, "Though I don't think we was orphans. We went to school and were cared by Miss Cheerilee."
"Poppycock!" Trixie roared.
"What does that mean?" Snips asked.
"I don't know. Is it a naughty word?" said Snails.
"It's just another way of saying nonsense," Trixie replied, "It is nowhere near a bad word. Oh, I don't know if even Twilight knows that word."
"What are we gonna do with the Princess?" Snips asked.
"Just wait and see," she said with menacing look on her face.
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